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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Oh no he's moving on china like a .... [trump wahwah wahwa]
He's gonna grab china by ..... [trump wahwahwahhh waa]

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
hey i'm gonna call china tomorrow and say hey "how you doing"

yeah.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smirr posted:

HE KEEPS DOING THE "GOOD JOB" THING AND IM DYING

he saw like 5 minutes of hancock on television last weekend and this was his takeaway

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I think I'm finally gonna order that trumpy bear

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK
This question was about how China intervened in the election and now he's talking about loving farmers!?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
What does NAFTA have to do with the price of soybeans in china?

catapede
Jul 1, 2018

Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong
"The dumping was horrible"

I'm sure it was, Mr. President.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Steal is doing well folks.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ok hes gonna have to shut the gently caress up real soon. ive gone 75+ minutes without a smoke and im reaching my limit

YES FINISH

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
Goddamn America, you've made this guy your president. Coming from a country that voted for Brexit, I can say that you are more stupid than us. Small victories and all that.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LMAO that the president can fire people for investigating his treason.

This country is good and the constitution is definitely not a retarded antique.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
elton john referenced.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm impressed he's been able to keep going this long without eneding to piss he old af

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Bearded Whiteguy posted:

This question was about how China intervened in the election and now he's talking about loving farmers!?

a master debater, he’s pulling some real 4d chess on us

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So how about that 25th?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Usually when people talk in the third person there is the layer where they are aware that they are talking in the third person to self aggrandize themselves. This feels like Trump is the narrator of book a fox news reporter talking about trump, like there is a distance between him talking about himself.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Jose posted:

i'm impressed he's been able to keep going this long without eneding to piss he old af

[extremely britishly] nappies, mate

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Smirr posted:

[extremely britishly] nappies, mate

That or cath bag attached to his leg.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

What a stronger ending than to spit in rape victims faces.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:patriot:

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Jose posted:

i'm impressed he's been able to keep going this long without eneding to piss he old af

How do you know he hasn't

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I choose you, number 2.

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK
"What are you going to say to the young man in this country?"

"It's happened to me! Many false statements could be made. I can pick another judge and they'd say he did this to me 20 30 years ago."

He said him not her there.

"there's some people out there who are behind this".

gently caress the Q folks are going to lose their poo poo.

"I'm going to get turned down by the next person in line"

"When you are guilty, until proven innocent, it's a terrible thing". Uh... Mr. Pretard, that's for criminal cases. The statute of limitations doesn't allow for that.

Lol, and he never had a real message for them.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Zil posted:

So how about that 25th?

That was yesterday.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

thank god. i think im just gonna eat tobacco, until i die. what the gently caress was that lmao

red19fire
May 26, 2010

holy loving poo poo that was a doozy.

question: what kind of message are you sending to the young men of this country with your defense of Kavanaugh?

answer: I think it's unfair that women can make up allegations anytime for any reason and derail a nomination. No one is ever going to want to be a Supreme Court justice if women can just make up rape allegations.

:stare:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
the most powerful man in the world is powerfully retarded and I want to drink myself to death

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Smirr posted:

thank god. i think im just gonna eat tobacco, until i die. what the gently caress was that lmao

yeah, i was like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMrLekfWc4

our president just isn't very good at things guys.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Oscar Wild posted:

That was yesterday.

:hmmyes: Well played.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Zil posted:

So how about that 25th?

:decorum:

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Lol he didn't answer the guy's question

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

Castor Poe posted:

Lol he didn't answer the guy's question

I'm just so confused right now. Like, did he really in that meandering final question come this close to saying Soros was behind the false allegations? He was this close, wasn't he?

catapede
Jul 1, 2018

Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong
Honestly when he brought up George Washington, I thought he was going to say "He owned slaves". Feels like he pivoted to "accusations" to make it relevant and save face.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Omg

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




That was a loving rollercoaster ride of stupidity. Highlights were probably “funny money” the Kurd bit and “they were laughing with me not at me”. What a loving moron

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'm really looking forward to everyone at the UN announcing "no, we were laughing at you"

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010







Absolutely the hottest take I have ever seen holy poo poo

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

you all aren't talking about Kavanaugh anymore. Trump wins.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/1045073372114300928

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Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

Lol, holy poo poo. That's amazing. America is doomed.

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