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wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
It's been a while since I've had something worth sharing, but this guy was dumb enough to make me pull my SD card.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOz9j2aCPLc
Aside from the fact that I had green arrows as you can see in the video, there's actually no legal way to make the move he made regardless of the lights.


Red is the truck/trailer, blue is me. As you can see, he was coming off I-71 and was required to turn. There is no legal straight across route.

When I passed him he was gesturing at me like I was in the wrong too. He seemed to try to chase me for a bit but I'm not really sure about that since I pulled away pretty quickly.

I'm guessing he wasn't paying attention, saw green arrows for turning and then just plowed ahead.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Gotta love "it's okay to be correct and dead" bikers.

We both turn left through an intersection, I turn into left lane and shortly after signal to shift to the right lane. He goes straight into right lane and completely ignores my blinker and creeps up to my blind spot. The initial gap was big enough that most people would have changed lanes but I could tell dude had no intention of slowing so I waited for him to roll his badass self past me. If I had been a less attentive driver he could have easily had his rear end smeared down the road.

He was wearing a "ride or die" toque. :downs:

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

xzzy posted:

He was wearing a "ride or die" toque. :downs:

I'm assuming this means he was not wearing it over his helmet? Sounds like the problem will solve itself.

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:
Had a guy who pulled out in front of me from the curb without signaling. He later ran through a stop sign behind me and nearly crashed his car while making a left turn.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
God stop signs in my city are a huge waste. I am the person you share the road with. On a trip I make often, there are multiple stop signs along a major 4-lane boulevard, where it intersects with very small side streets (in some cases one-way side streets). There is almost never any traffic entering or exiting the side streets, and there is 100% visibility.

I roll those stop signs almost every time. God they suck.

I'm going to get a ticket one day and none of my stupid posturing will be worth it. Stop sign tickets are moving violations and can affect insurance rates right? Ugh.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
^^^

Reads custom title. Reads post. Yep 100% checks out.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

xzzy posted:

Gotta love "it's okay to be correct and dead" bikers.

We both turn left through an intersection, I turn into left lane and shortly after signal to shift to the right lane. He goes straight into right lane and completely ignores my blinker and creeps up to my blind spot.

Oh god, gently caress anyone who just sits in the blindspot.

Repo Man
Nov 19, 2005
I'm cruising home in the shop truck today in the right hand lane of The Skyway, going about sixty (five over the limit). It's right at five PM, so both lanes are pretty packed. A lane splitting motorcycle doing about seventy suddenly flashes by on my left, giving me an Oh poo poo moment. Illegal, dumb, and goddammit, he made me jump.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


In his culture, they keep what they kill.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I'm the "in loving memory" of someone who most likely got killed street racing.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

"drill here drill now save money" bumper sticker on a Lexus LX. :downs:

If gas prices are that important to you, maybe don't drive something that gets under 15 mpg?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


xzzy posted:

"drill here drill now save money" bumper sticker on a Lexus LX. :downs:

If gas prices are that important to you, maybe don't drive something that gets under 15 mpg?

Because they need to afford to drive something that gets under 15 mpg because they need to drive something that gets under 15 mpg BECAUSE BETTY DOWN THE ROAD HAS AN ACURA SUV AND THIS INJUSTICE CAN NOT STAND

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

In his culture, they keep what they kill.

Was that a Riddick reference?

https://imgur.com/W36sGgD

https://i.imgur.com/W36sGgD.mp4

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

iospace posted:

I'm the "in loving memory" of someone who most likely got killed street racing.

I like to believe that the object represented in the sticker is an indication of cause of death.

So the person in my apartment complex who has one with a picture of a sports bike had a relative who died in a motorcycle accident, and the relative of the guy with the anchor drowned while boating.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
https://youtu.be/s7FoZ7HW0EU?t=4m43s

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://giant.gfycat.com/FearlessAncientGossamerwingedbutterfly.mp4

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wear a loving seatbelt

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Holy poo poo, I can't believe he didn't hit anyone else.

Also something something BMW driver.

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

iospace posted:

Wear a loving seatbelt
But then it will reproduce.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
Good thing that stretch of road was like a grown-up version of bowling alley bumper lanes.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
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Wasabi the J posted:

Holy poo poo, I can't believe he didn't hit anyone else.

Also something something BMW driver.

Yeah, I give the guy props for not hitting anyone else. I don't give him props for anything else.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

https://giant.gfycat.com/ElatedChillyBelugawhale.webm

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_IUkZPuuQ

these are the mooses you share a road with

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



That's a few (tens/hundreds) of thousands of dollars down the drain.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
What caused that? Just tied down badly?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Looks like the front set of rear axles didn't turn properly.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





iospace posted:

That's a few (tens/hundreds) of thousands of dollars down the drain.

Going to set back some major construction project schedule back a fair bit too!

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



iospace posted:

That's a few (tens/hundreds) of thousands of dollars down the drain.

Oh yeah, not only is the big concrete slab ruined, I'm pretty sure those axles are at least damaged and as specialist equipment those can't be cheap. Add in the delay in construction of making a replacement that's one expensive mistake.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Alkydere posted:

Oh yeah, not only is the big concrete slab ruined, I'm pretty sure those axles are at least damaged and as specialist equipment those can't be cheap. Add in the delay in construction of making a replacement that's one expensive mistake.

Potentially some significant road damage as well, not to mention the cost of moving that mess out of there.

Unreal_One
Aug 18, 2010

Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

Some good news there, it's a lot easier to move now! :v:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

At least in the era of smart phones it's easy to show your boss why you're going to be late.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Also note at the start of the video another trailer with the same load can be seen. Second truck driver is gonna take so much poo poo for loving up.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

canyoneer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_IUkZPuuQ

these are the mooses you share a road with

Moose is already plural! :eng101:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Moose

Mooses

Moosed

Moosen

Meese

Meeses

Meesed

Muss

Mussen

Mussed

:colbert:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Moooose

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!
Moostopi.

sleepy.eyes
Sep 14, 2007

Like a pig in a chute.
Got a threefer in about as many minutes. Two people backing out of parking spaces hit each other, I got cut off pretty bad some someone ran a stop sign despite my being partway into their lane after having stopped (same parking lot), who then told me that it was okay because they wouldn't be arrested unless they hit a pedestrian. On the way out of said parking lot, someone turning left directly into the farthest lane almost collided with a guy who was turning right onto the same street, also into the farthest lane.

And yes, those stop signs aren't legally binding, but as I had already stopped and then proceeded, I sure as poo poo would hope they would have been found at fault.

e: I mean, I loving hope that "Will I get arrest for this?" isn't her main criteria when driving, although from the look of her car it could very well have been.

sleepy.eyes fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Oct 26, 2017

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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

I'm picturing a moose wielding a rifle and carjacking someone...

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