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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

They have Fosters too, right? Orstrilian for beah?

Fosters is Australian for "give that piss to the Poms, they'll drink anything".

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

As a photographer and a Goat peddler.

My Word! :monocle:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
hey now

all that glitters is goooOOOld

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
...and diamonds.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ogres don't have layers, they have Pavé.

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

Hemingway To Go! posted:

hey now

all that glitters is goooOOOld

How are you supposed to wear that

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

How are you supposed to wear that

on a big rear end chain over a white t shirt

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

How are you supposed to wear that

On a chain. That's what the loop coming out of Shrek's head is for

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Guy Goodbody posted:

On a chain. That's what the loop coming out of Shrek's head is for

These guys are the target audience.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Yeah rapper chains are a thing








Rick Ross used to have the record for most legitimately awesome chain with this:


But then he went and one-upped even that:


That box of crayons chain is allegedly worth half a million dollars but Rick Ross's double recursive chain is valued at $1.5m.

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk8phmcTwDA

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah rapper chains are a thing








Rick Ross used to have the record for most legitimately awesome chain with this:


But then he went and one-upped even that:


That box of crayons chain is allegedly worth half a million dollars but Rick Ross's double recursive chain is valued at $1.5m.

Maesters of the Citadel looking pretty fly.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

These guys are the target audience.

Dude on the left could pull off the Rick Ross thing full-body with it

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah rapper chains are a thing








Rick Ross used to have the record for most legitimately awesome chain with this:


But then he went and one-upped even that:


That box of crayons chain is allegedly worth half a million dollars but Rick Ross's double recursive chain is valued at $1.5m.

This post just kept getting better and better.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Does anyone have a photo of Xzibit wearing a jewel-encrusted Xzibit on a chain?

FD: I had to look up how to spell "Xzibit".

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Those Rick Ross chains are incredible. :eyepop:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

captainOrbital posted:

FD: I had to look up how to spell "Xzibit".

Gangster Status: Revoked

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I used to work in a store that ordered in big-rear end chains like that. We would do anything from sterling silver and zirconias to gold or platinum and diamonds. Teenagers and 20 something guys would come in wanting to design something ridiculously huge like those, and were appalled at the price being in the 5 figures. I'm not sure what they thought it cost. There's a reason rich rappers have them.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxd-CTIwJo4

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

Picnic Princess posted:

I used to work in a store that ordered in big-rear end chains like that. We would do anything from sterling silver and zirconias to gold or platinum and diamonds. Teenagers and 20 something guys would come in wanting to design something ridiculously huge like those, and were appalled at the price being in the 5 figures. I'm not sure what they thought it cost. There's a reason rich rappers have them.

Were they as heavy as they look?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bad Sneakers posted:

Were they as heavy as they look?

Usually not. They're often open and hollow in the back, but we did have some chains alone worth $3000+ because they were solid and those things were migraine-inducingly heavy. But even the chains are often hollow rope chains to save on weight and cost. They also break really easy and are impossible to fix without looking like globby poo poo.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




The mixed gender waiting room occupants applauded.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
And that penis was Albert Einstein

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
The male doctor elbowed me in the ribs repeatedly while the female nurse unfurled her leathery wings and screeched "Graaaaaaa! You must reproduce and bear spawn!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

dijon du jour posted:

The male doctor elbowed me in the ribs repeatedly while the female nurse unfurled her leathery wings and screeched "Graaaaaaa! You must reproduce and bear spawn!"

Add solving the hidden pictures puzzle in the Highlights and this is just my regular waiting room experience.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Solice Kirsk posted:

Add solving the hidden pictures puzzle in the Highlights and this is just my regular waiting room experience.

*hank hill voice

Boy this Goofus is a real jackass

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Hahaha stupid females

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


honestly the best part is hes willingly ending his own family lineage

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

im pooping! posted:

honestly the best part is hes willingly ending his own family lineage

Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

im pooping! posted:

honestly the best part is hes willingly ending his own family lineage
lol yeah if he wants kids he'll have to adopt and help someone in need what a loser

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
God it took me forever to notice the text at the top. It was just kinda meh before I did.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

mind the walrus posted:

lol yeah if he wants kids he'll have to adopt and help someone in need what a loser
He still won't have kids then, though? :confused:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Strudel Man posted:

He still won't have kids then, though? :confused:
Adopted kids are still kids and carry on a lineage unless you subscribe to some weird pseudo-medieval Game of Thrones logic where "no blood = not legitimate."

See also:

Guy Goodbody posted:

Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

mind the walrus posted:

Adopted kids are still kids and carry on a lineage unless you subscribe to some weird pseudo-medieval Game of Thrones logic where "no blood = not legitimate."
Nothing wrong with adopting, but "carry on a lineage" in fact is exactly what adoptive kids don't do.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That's pure semantics and you know it.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Strudel Man posted:

Nothing wrong with adopting, but "carry on a lineage" in fact is exactly what adoptive kids don't do.

We're all pretty closely related and \people regularly raise biological children in an uncaring fashion to be little shits.

Adoptive children are first and foremost wanted. Ideas can be more powerful than genes.

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