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Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Lime Tonics posted:

For instance, he has spoken of his desire to shoot Senator Harry Reid. In April 2012, Nugent said that if President Obama won reelection, the musician and conservative activist would �either be dead or in jail by this time next year.� That comment, which at the time Trump defended as mere �figure of speech,� triggered an investigation by the U.S. Secret Service.

As recently as January, he called for both Obama and Clinton to �be tried for treason & hung.� (Just months later, Trump would find himself mired in controversy over a comment widely interpreted as a barely veiled, violent threat against Clinton.)

And in years past, Nugent has told President Obama (who he has dubbed a �piece of poo poo� and a �subhuman mongrel�) to �suck my tiger dick,� and to also �suck on my machine gun.�

�Hey Hillary [Clinton], you might want to ride one of these [guns] into the sunset, you worthless bitch," he added for good measure during that same infamous mid-concert rant in 2007.

This is all just the tip of an overtly offensive iceberg for Nugent, who relentlessly attacks �political correctness� in all its forms, real, imagined, or otherwise. He has had no qualms about sharing anti-Semitic imagery on his Facebook page, for example, and has bashed unarmed victims of stabbing sprees and shootings as �so pathetic,� �embarrassing,� and �losers.�

Oh wow, well it's not like this guy was personally invited to the White House by the President or anything.

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:15

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

new phone who dis posted:

The trend of comedians forgoing actually trying to be funny in an attempt to desperately lap up any kind of attention for being "political" is depressing and pathetic. Subversive comedians succeeded by making everyone laugh and think, not by being partisan hacks preaching to the choir.

ie: Samantha Bee. There is also a whole show on a guy impersonating Trump. Who actually thinks it's funny? Don't get me wrong, trump is a loon and entertaining on his own, but comedians trying to somehow outdo him is rather pathetic and stale.

# ? May 30, 2017 21:51

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

Fog Tripper posted:

ie: Samantha Bee. There is also a whole show on a guy impersonating Trump. Who actually thinks it's funny? Don't get me wrong, trump is a loon and entertaining on his own, but comedians trying to somehow outdo him is rather pathetic and stale.

Being wacky in response to stuffy politicians is funny. You're never going to out-wacky Trump. You would have to beat him with a straight man like Bob Newhart or Johnny Carson who can weather the crazy and still get a few good, poignant jabs in there. The hysterical flailing of "the resistance" just plays into his hands.

# ? May 30, 2017 21:54

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

bill burr is on joe rogan podcast currently

# ? May 30, 2017 21:58

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Fog Tripper posted:

ie: Samantha Bee. There is also a whole show on a guy impersonating Trump. Who actually thinks it's funny? Don't get me wrong, trump is a loon and entertaining on his own, but comedians trying to somehow outdo him is rather pathetic and stale.

Alec Baldwin seemed to rocket snl back to funny? That and spicey.

# ? May 30, 2017 22:01

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Krustic posted:

I prefer Trumpettes because the most vocal Trump supporters are white cis males and calling them a feminizing name like a Trumpette it implies they are girly sissy men and that would probably get them more steamed than calling them a "trumpet". Plus if one of them asks the meaning of being called a Trumpet you would have to explain that "Well you're just an instrument getting played by literal Hitler", and you would sound like a dork and would get called a cuck. I've put a lot of thought into this.

So women are bad and it is an insult to be like one? Sounds misogynistic and obsessed with gender norms to me

# ? May 30, 2017 22:03

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Fog Tripper posted:

Hi Mordor's alt.

i'm Mordor's alt.

# ? May 30, 2017 22:03

white_noise: Apr 26, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i'm Mordor's alt.

yea get it right you idiots, im the CTR/DNC/JIDF shill

# ? May 30, 2017 22:06

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

I'm not dad gay, so what but sometimes I wish I was

# ? May 30, 2017 22:08

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

im still moridin, comrades is a close associate of mine in the global leftist plot to install marxist islamofascism, he's running psy ops to confuse you

# ? May 30, 2017 22:10

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Burt Sexual posted:

Alec Baldwin seemed to rocket snl back to funny? That and spicey.

God save us from people that think a Baldwin is funny.

# ? May 30, 2017 22:12

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

new phone who dis posted:

The trend of comedians forgoing actually trying to be funny in an attempt to desperately lap up any kind of attention for being "political" is depressing and pathetic.

I for one is not sick of all the winning :haw:

So how long till Trump pulls a Saddam and start hiring lookalike decoys?

# ? May 30, 2017 22:12

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

World War Mammories posted:

im still moridin, comrades is a close associate of mine in the global leftist plot to install marxist islamofascism, he's running psy ops to confuse you

Nice try but we all know moridin is far too euphoric to ever be an islamic

# ? May 30, 2017 22:12

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

Fog Tripper posted:

God save us from people that think a Baldwin is funny.

i thought his phone conversation with this 11 year old daughter calling her a sub-human was hilarious i'm glad he is back!

# ? May 30, 2017 22:14

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Alec Baldwin was excellent on 30 Rock

# ? May 30, 2017 22:17

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

i think we should be friends

# ? May 30, 2017 22:20

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

i think we should be friends

friends with benefits :wink:

# ? May 30, 2017 22:32

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Rinaldi later said on Facebook that he called immigration agents �on several illegal immigrants who held signs in the gallery which said �I am illegal and here to stay.'� Rinaldi accused Nev�rez of repeatedly threatening him on the House floor during the scuffle.

�I made it clear that if he attempted to, in his words, �get me,� I would shoot him in self defense,� Rinaldi said. �I am currently under DPS protection.�

# ? May 30, 2017 22:41

Krustic: Mar 28, 2010; Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

So women are bad and it is an insult to be like one? Sounds misogynistic and obsessed with gender norms to me

In the minds of these alt right nazis it is. It's all about saying things that make them steamed. That's why brave warriors like mordor she wrote and bholder got probes for being racist. They were being racist to fight racists. They aren't just deranged idiots.

# ? May 30, 2017 22:42

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

*backs away slowly*

oh my

# ? May 30, 2017 22:43

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Lol he should 100% call her a oval office, that's perfect

did that thing come from her oval office?

# ? May 30, 2017 22:45

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Krustic posted:

In the minds of these alt right nazis it is. It's all about saying things that make them steamed. That's why brave warriors like mordor she wrote and bholder got probes for being racist. They were being racist to fight racists. They aren't just deranged idiots.

Lol they sure showed them

# ? May 30, 2017 22:45

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

Krustic posted:

In the minds of these alt right nazis it is. It's all about saying things that make them steamed. That's why brave warriors like mordor she wrote and bholder got probes for being racist. They were being racist to fight racists. They aren't just deranged idiots.

it's ok to say racist things because i didn't vote for trump therefore i'm not a racist
it's ok to call 52 million americans retarded because i didn't vote for trump therefore i'm not a retard

i'm almost feel sorry for some of them

# ? May 30, 2017 22:49

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

Avirosb posted:

I for one is not sick of all the winning

So how long till Trump pulls a Saddam and start hiring lookalike decoys?

Once his enemies consist of more than sore-loser millennials and celebrities who are all petrified of guns.

# ? May 30, 2017 22:51

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

new phone who dis posted:

Once his enemies consist of more than sore-loser millennials and celebrities who are all petrified of guns.

That already happened a long time ago. He's not all too great with friends & long-lasting relationships.

And a gun just isn't gonna protect you, everyone knows that. You need a wall.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:08

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Avirosb posted:

That already happened a long time ago. He's not all too great with friends & long-lasting relationships.

And a gun just isn't gonna protect you, everyone knows that. You need a wall.

Mine protect me 24/7.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:10

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Fog Tripper posted:

God save us from people that think a Baldwin is funny.

Ur so edgy!

# ? May 30, 2017 23:11

Bholder: Feb 26, 2013

Wow so many triggered tears, keep going.

It's also hilarious how many of you actively support censorship

# ? May 30, 2017 23:11

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Bholder posted:

Wow so many triggered tears, keep going.

It's also hilarious how many of you actively support censorship

Who the gently caress are you even addressing at this point?

# ? May 30, 2017 23:12

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Mnoba posted:

it's ok to call 52 million americans retarded because i didn't vote for trump therefore i'm not a retard

Well one wouldn't want to be dishonest.
There's a reason the GOP has it in for things like science and education.

Work coalmine at age 11, vote Republican at age 18.
Die of the black lung at age 25 and leave behind 7 children and a widow.

That's as American as apple pie that is.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:12

white_noise: Apr 26, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Fog Tripper posted:

Mine protect me 24/7.

lmao if you dont think that gun owners will be hit with dronestrikes while they're sleeping when the happening comes

# ? May 30, 2017 23:13

Bholder: Feb 26, 2013

Fog Tripper posted:

Who the gently caress are you even addressing at this point?

you

# ? May 30, 2017 23:13

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Fog Tripper posted:

Mine protect me 24/7.

Did the Mexicans pay for it?

# ? May 30, 2017 23:13

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

white_noise posted:

lmao if you dont think that gun owners will be hit with dronestrikes while they're sleeping when the happening comes

ok mordor.

# ? May 30, 2017 23:14

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/869658957324922880

# ? May 30, 2017 23:19

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

Avirosb posted:

Well one wouldn't want to be dishonest.
There's a reason the GOP has it in for things like science and education.

Work coalmine at age 11, vote Republican at age 18.
Die of the black lung at age 25 and leave behind 7 children and a widow.

That's as American as apple pie that is.

sir this is jimmy johns are you going to order or what

# ? May 30, 2017 23:20