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Rushi

by Smythe
*leaves for 4 days and comes back, sees what all the hubbub is about*

man I'm sure am glad my new byob friends are super chill and post funny things :3:

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Rushi posted:

man I'm sure am glad my new byob friends are super chill and post funny things :3:

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Rushi posted:

*leaves for 4 days and comes back, sees what all the hubbub is about*

man I'm sure am glad my new byob friends are super chill and post funny things :3:

Tell us about the hubbub

FluffieDuckie

hey hey. we don't need any hubbub in here


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

FluffieDuckie

please keep all hubbub outside byob borders


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

vanisher

FluffieDuckie posted:

it's not safe outside byob friends. stay close and keep your heads down

Every time I wander out this is what I think.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Doctor Dogballs posted:

you know what abraham lincoln's favorite position is?

nine and threescore

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
hubbyob


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Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


keep your gosh darned hubcaps the heck out of byob, we don't want no rimjobs


alnilam


i <3 my byob hubby

slap me silly

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

keep your gosh darned hubcaps the heck out of byob, we don't want no rimjobs

i :love: this place

FluffieDuckie

slap me silly posted:

i :love: this place


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

City of Glompton

slap me silly posted:

i :love: this place


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
Let's start a metal band. Call ourselves beelzebyob. I'll play the kazoo.

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

FluffieDuckie posted:

please keep all hubbub outside byob borders



terrible people, hubbubers

wigglin

slap me silly posted:

i :love: this place

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

just kidding they're pretty nice actually, we have great trade routes and all people have value <3

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i don't know how big a human baby is, like watermelon big or maybe bigger than that?

actual question: baby is due in march, sweater is a lightweight pullover, northern hemisphere. i haven't had a tiny person in a very long time, so yobbers: would you prefer to have a newborn or a 1 year size sweater for your kid?


Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


would a 1-year-old sweater be out of fashion already?

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If you get the one year sweater and take a pic a day you can make a flip book of your baby growing into it

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


it's a baby, they're just gonna poop on it so i dunno if fashion is as important as not catching on fire and being machine washable

eta: oh hey here are some pictures of franklin today. he's 12 days old now. that's very good.


Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jan 13, 2017


alnilam

nice spops

Piso Mojado

Make a 31 year old sweater so he won't outgrow it

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


what if i just put a bunch of yarn in a box with the pattern and a note that says "knit your own loving sweater love aunt ladybeard" or something


The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Pour one out for my byob homie, Sid Vicious. :'(

He got perma'd

FluffieDuckie

The answer is 1 year old sweater. Babbys mostly wear Jammies and puke on stuff, and when you're preggo everyone buys you newborn stuff you wind up with way too much and the kid outgrows it before he wears it


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



FluffieDuckie posted:

The answer is 1 year old sweater. Babbys mostly wear Jammies and puke on stuff, and when you're preggo everyone buys you newborn stuff you wind up with way too much and the kid outgrows it before he wears it

I'm not a woman, but this sounds smart. Even to a dumb man. :downs:

wigglin

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

it's a baby, they're just gonna poop on it so i dunno if fashion is as important as not catching on fire and being machine washable

eta: oh hey here are some pictures of franklin today. he's 12 days old now. that's very good.




Hi Franklin! :)

Just keep lots of small scarves around and use them like clothing legos for the baby. Never buy a shirt again, just tie more scarves together

Piso Mojado

The Bananana posted:

Pour one out for my byob homie, Sid Vicious. :'(

He got perma'd

Probably the best thing for sid

vanisher

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

actual question: baby is due in march, sweater is a lightweight pullover, northern hemisphere. i haven't had a tiny person in a very long time, so yobbers: would you prefer to have a newborn or a 1 year size sweater for your kid?


FluffieDuckie posted:

The answer is 1 year old sweater. Babbys mostly wear Jammies and puke on stuff, and when you're preggo everyone buys you newborn stuff you wind up with way too much and the kid outgrows it before he wears it

This is good.

New kiddos are often variable size and grow QUICK. Some kiddos don't even fit newborn size and jump right into 3m. Also it's all onesies and sleepers in the first 3m anyway because loose fitting stuff or tshirt style clothing just bunches up.



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


one year sweater it is! thank you byobabby. i haven't had a small child in over a decade and sizing is hard. i've knit more dog sweaters than baby sweaters in that time.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


idea: "KNIFE to MEAT you" quilt; 100% vegan materials from industrial mill wastes.


Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


The Bananana posted:

Pour one out for my byob homie, Sid Vicious. :'(

He got perma'd

what for

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mush each of my digits into jalapeno cheddar toquitos until I feel more machine than man

social vegan



and by that i mean let's not talk about it here

FluffieDuckie


asking to be perma'd


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Piso Mojado


I'm guessing his irony odometer hit its upper limit and rolled over to 0

FluffieDuckie

social vegan posted:

and by that i mean let's not talk about it here

this was a better answer


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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