PYF Memes: You're laughing. De hors goes blubb and you're laughing.

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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

He encrypts his hard drive well, you see,
For he's fond of children-- even me

A tween sewer orgy
Derry gonna drown
It's pedo the whole way down

# ? Jul 2, 2018 00:52

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 14:32

Miranda: Dec 24, 2004; Not a cuttlefish.

Help!! I need to find a meme: is like, a Russian guy holding a big wolf and says something like �no dog, only wolf� and �i give you good price� or something. I must make my point through memes, halp!

# ? Jul 2, 2018 01:57

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

# ? Jul 2, 2018 02:19

A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

Male Tears posted:

idgi

# ? Jul 2, 2018 02:34

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Mustang memes involve crashing into crowds of people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cw1bHMGOxg

# ? Jul 2, 2018 02:37

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

HBomb posted:

Please post more sad memes made by olds

# ? Jul 2, 2018 02:45

MaliciousOnion: Sep 23, 2009; Ignorance, the root of all evil

i couldn't sleep last night

# ? Jul 2, 2018 04:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

MaliciousOnion posted:

i couldn't sleep last night

Can't hear blood over deafening racket of tinnitus

# ? Jul 2, 2018 05:27

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

Oh, you can, you can so much. Just don't drink any water for about 15 hours because puking/sick, and try to go to bed dehydrated.

E: "Tinnitus and overly- hard heartbeat have used BLOOD RUSHING THROUGH VASCULAR SYSTEM! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

EE: it sounds like it changes in pitch at interval with your heartbeat, and it's even MORE distracting than regular tinnitus!

spookykid has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Jul 2, 2018

# ? Jul 2, 2018 05:35

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Zil posted:

YES.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 05:50

Caufman: May 7, 2007

You should turn off the blood fountain or at least aim it away from the side of your face if it's getting in the way of sleep.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 05:51

Yellow Ant: Feb 28, 2016

Screaming Idiot posted:

YES.

But the Turtle stands on another Turtle... FAKE.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 06:43

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Bro your doctor is trolling you, water is actually good for humans, not bad

# ? Jul 2, 2018 06:45

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Yellow Ant posted:

But the Turtle stands on another Turtle... FAKE.

Uh huh, sure. And what does that turtle stand on?

# ? Jul 2, 2018 06:46

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Dannywilson posted:

Oh, you can, you can so much. Just don't drink any water for about 15 hours because puking/sick, and try to go to bed dehydrated.

E: "Tinnitus and overly- hard heartbeat have used BLOOD RUSHING THROUGH VASCULAR SYSTEM! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

EE: it sounds like it changes in pitch at interval with your heartbeat, and it's even MORE distracting than regular tinnitus!

Welcome to my depression

# ? Jul 2, 2018 06:52

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Yellow Ant posted:

But the Turtle stands on another Turtle... FAKE.

It's a turtle, not a tortoise, bro. It SWIMS.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 06:54

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Comptroll The Forums posted:

LOL if you don't eat pizza by folding the whole thing into a cone, biting into the center and sucking out all the toppings and sauce. Just LOL

dont tell people how i eat pizza please. I am ashamed.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 06:55

Yellow Ant: Feb 28, 2016

Memento posted:

Uh huh, sure. And what does that turtle stand on?

It�s no use, Memento. It�s Turtles all the way down

DontMockMySmock posted:

It's a turtle, not a tortoise, bro. It SWIMS.

More blasphemy!

# ? Jul 2, 2018 07:01

QuickbreathFinisher: Sep 28, 2008; by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Memento posted:

Uh huh, sure. And what does that turtle stand on?

The bottom of the firmament. Duh

# ? Jul 2, 2018 07:04

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

The bottom of the firmament. Duh

it's basically a big hamster ball

# ? Jul 2, 2018 07:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dannywilson posted:

Oh, you can, you can so much. Just don't drink any water for about 15 hours because puking/sick, and try to go to bed dehydrated.

E: "Tinnitus and overly- hard heartbeat have used BLOOD RUSHING THROUGH VASCULAR SYSTEM! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

EE: it sounds like it changes in pitch at interval with your heartbeat, and it's even MORE distracting than regular tinnitus!

This maybe the case but I sleep with both a portable AC unit on, a ceiling fan and a white noise machine playing rain sounds. I can't hear a drat thing cuz the AC is pointed right at my head (sleep upside down).

# ? Jul 2, 2018 08:15

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Jul 2, 2018 09:57

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Data Graham posted:

i want to say early mort drucker

# ? Jul 2, 2018 10:28

johnnyratbastard: Nov 9, 2012

# ? Jul 2, 2018 11:25

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Uh oh.

# ? Jul 2, 2018 12:28