Merry Nickmas GDT!

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Kawalimus posted:

Ohhhh we are losing this.

Dial back the gimmick posting a tad

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:19

Peachfart: Jan 21, 2017

CharlestheHammer posted:

Man if only Sam has more time

Yeah, pull Purdy at the beginning of the 4th and the 49ers would have probably won lol

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Sam Darnold comes in with eight and a half minutes in the game and leads two incredible touch down drives cutting a three score lead down to 7.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Darnald and Bartch ftmfw

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

No linemen left, send in Purdy as a speedbump

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Kirios posted:

Ravens were controlling this game until Kawalimus started getting pessimistic again.

I love it.

I mean....they're still pretty well in control with only 2:20 left...

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Levi�s Stadium sucks so much.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Is that a timeout within the last 5 minutes or only within the last 2?

Neither because the clock was stopped by the incompletion IIRC

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:24

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

shouldnt that cost a timeout?

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

Intruder posted:

Neither because the clock was stopped by the incompletion IIRC

delay of game?

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

massive DPI lol

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Is that a timeout within the last 5 minutes or only within the last 2?

Last 2 I'm pretty sure, but yeah, clock was stopped anyway.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Pretty obvious PI there. Lamar is going to have to win this one.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Kalit: Nov 6, 2006; The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

49ers might be able to score before the 2 minute warning :woop:

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

any Kyle Hamilton update

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

CapnAndy posted:

massive DPI lol

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Well that was the most obvious DPI ever.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Shes Not Impressed: Apr 25, 2004

Running towards same thrown spot as previous play too lol

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

clean play ref is blind

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

AndrewP posted:

any Kyle Hamilton update

"knee injury"

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:25

HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

the millions are cheering you on sam

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This has some very big hilarity potential all of a sudden

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

AndrewP posted:

any Kyle Hamilton update

Doubtful but not taken off the sidelines so good news.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

That would have been a TD if but for the DPI.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Theyre going to get a touchdown BEFORE THE loving 2 MINUTE WARNING.

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO DO AN ONSIDE KICK

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Well, that misdirection didn't really work...

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Kawalimus posted:

Theyre going to get a touchdown BEFORE THE loving 2 MINUTE WARNING.

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO DO AN ONSIDE KICK

they wouldn't have to anyway

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

If not for the whole Orlando Brown thing I think it'd be really funny for refs to just whip flags at dudes for especially egregious penalties

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:26

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Huge stop by the defense to get to the 2 minute warning

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

MakaVillian posted:

Dial back the gimmick posting a tad

I hate to ever say this, but I understand Kawalimus.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Running�s not a bad idea but should have done it on first down.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

A big flaming stink: Apr 26, 2010

AndrewP posted:

any Kyle Hamilton update

https://twitter.com/jonas_shaffer/status/1739498710722367557?t=Uxsv471k1Gr_p3srkLsEDw&s=19

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Wasting the 2 minute warning is a killer

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

At least they don't get it before the 2 minute warning. These loving 4th quarter collapse are wretched.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Niners should consider actually scoring at the goal line against the Ravens for once.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

RandomHodge: Jul 5, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

Theyre going to get a touchdown BEFORE THE loving 2 MINUTE WARNING.

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO DO AN ONSIDE KICK

Hmm perhaps not

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Big mistake handing it off to CMC instead of putting it in Darnold's hands.

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

chamois: Oct 24, 2010

kawalimus may be grating but he's not wrong except about firing harbaugh

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:27

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

marioinblack posted:

Niners should consider actually scoring at the goal line against the Ravens for once.

They are taking the ball out of the hands of their best player, Sam

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:28

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:19

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

your parents have to be literal cobs or corn to be names darnald and bartch

# ? Dec 26, 2023 05:28

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