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Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Can we stop talking about cars and talk about porches instead? Anyone know anyone with a huge deck for entertaining that wound up having to tear it all down, or paid more for one than their house?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moneyball posted:

Can we stop talking about cars and talk about porches instead? Anyone know anyone with a huge deck for entertaining that wound up having to tear it all down, or paid more for one than their house?

Ask Roger Ailes?

MenschMaschine
Jun 10, 2009

Halb Wesen und halb Ding
:roboluv:
...aber oho!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw

I left my deck unprotected, and it was warped out of shape in no time.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Nail Rat posted:

I don't understand anything on this page. gently caress all your cars.

Working at a startup: probably BWM

https://medium.com/startup-grind/i-got-scammed-by-a-silicon-valley-startup-574ced8acdff#.1vvfl54yh

Not sure if that's been posted here before but I enjoyed reading it yesterday.

http://www.businessinsider.com/wrkriot-burned-700000-allegedly-lied-to-employees-2016-8

Interesting followup. What a horrible, horrible person that startup guy is

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Buying a water cooled Porsche without the IMS bearing replacement: extremely bwm

Thankfully no ims issues with the 981. Gwm? :v:

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Moneyball posted:

Can we stop talking about cars and talk about porches instead? Anyone know anyone with a huge deck for entertaining that wound up having to tear it all down, or paid more for one than their house?

It's two syllables - por-CHUH

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
For my wife's birthday she is going to get into a Porsche Boxster and drive around a track for 90 minutes. And then, here's the GWM part - park it and drive home in a normal car that doesn't destroy itself over one bad bearing.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

canyoneer posted:

http://www.businessinsider.com/wrkriot-burned-700000-allegedly-lied-to-employees-2016-8

Interesting followup. What a horrible, horrible person that startup guy is

if there's ever been a BWM story that required some street justice this is it

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

canyoneer posted:

http://www.businessinsider.com/wrkriot-burned-700000-allegedly-lied-to-employees-2016-8

Interesting followup. What a horrible, horrible person that startup guy is

This was written by one of the startup's "advisors" - outed once the company was publicly named. It sounds like they offered him a bucket of options so they could use his name (he was one of the big data science guys at LinkedIn apparently); the rest of the piece is him saying "I wasn't really involved and I'm not sure why they offered me all those options, gee shucks I didn't know anything."

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

monster on a stick posted:

This was written by one of the startup's "advisors" - outed once the company was publicly named. It sounds like they offered him a bucket of options so they could use his name (he was one of the big data science guys at LinkedIn apparently); the rest of the piece is him saying "I wasn't really involved and I'm not sure why they offered me all those options, gee shucks I didn't know anything."

Advisors often have very little visibility into how a company is operating. I now insist on seeing board slides and talking to more people, but it's often "someone who has coffee with the CEO and their name on the website" in exchange for a taste of equity.

Wickerman
Feb 26, 2007

Boom, mothafucka!

Krispy Kareem posted:

For my wife's birthday she is going to get into a Porsche Boxster and drive around a track for 90 minutes. And then, here's the GWM part - park it and drive home in a normal car that doesn't destroy itself over one bad bearing.

news flash all gasoline engines have a main bearing that, if it fails, leads to the vehicle "destroying itself"

But that's the risk we all take....

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Wickerman posted:

news flash all gasoline engines have a main bearing that, if it fails, leads to the vehicle "destroying itself"

But that's the risk we all take....

Every car can kill itself in expensive, horrible ways. German cars are over achievers in that respect.

Really, maybe horses weren't so bad afterall.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
I've never seen a car get scared by a bee and kill its owner.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
I've seen an owner get scared by a bee and kill the car, though.

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

Moneyball posted:

Can we stop talking about cars and talk about porches instead? Anyone know anyone with a huge deck for entertaining that wound up having to tear it all down, or paid more for one than their house?

I had a coworker who had a big deck. I think he installed it himself. He's a real DIY guy, but he follows no regulations or anything. So a tree falls on the powerline at his house. When they come out to fix it, they say his deck is WAY too close to the powerline. He either fixes the deck, or he needs to pay for the underground line. He asked if he was allowed to dig the trench himself, and they told him no :lol: So for the last 8 months, he's had like a 60 amp line just run across his lawn to his house as a "temp" line. He also once was driving to work and his brakes completely gave out that he replaced the other day and he had to drive into a ditch or some poo poo.

I'd feel sorry for him, but the dude's a raging conservative.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

TLG James posted:

I'd feel sorry for him, but the dude's a raging conservative.

I think this is the same sense of schadenfreude I felt for the Occupy Wall Street crowd.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Sundae posted:

I've seen an owner get scared by a bee and kill the car, though.

:justpost:

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
I haven't. It just seemed like a fitting response. :v:

Edit: Here, Google found one. https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/05/16/driver-says-bee-caused-him-lose-control-crash-car-ashland/lgp9SLtAMprO9mRgeKOHqJ/story.html

Sundae fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Sep 3, 2016

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Speaking of horses and race tracks, I went to a horse track last night and gambled (BWM) won my first bet big-time and then proceeded to drink the rest of the night off my winnings, bet only once further and then walked out a drunk winner (GWM).

Horse tracks are a lot of fun.

Boon fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Sep 3, 2016

oRenj9
Aug 3, 2004

Who loves oRenj soda?!?
College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU97w2DH5mc

Get Invisible
Apr 2, 2006
"I've unexpectedly gained access to $21,000 for 10 months. I'm not sure of the best way to take advantage of it."

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/510hi5/us_ive_unexpectedly_gained_access_to_21000_for_10/

"Hi, r/personalfinance!
My household was denied a large tax refund of $13,000 this year, so we took a 0% balance transfer of $10,000 to take care of an expense we knew would come up in October. Now, we have been paid the tax refund unexpectedly, we have the $10,000 transfer coming to my account, and the tax refund will take care of the big expense. It's all very great news, but now I have a $10,000 balance I can take advantage of until July 2017 with 0% interest.
In July, I will have to pay back the $10,000. The fee for the balance transfer was 2%, so I will pay $200 for access to the cash. I would like to do something smart with the money while I have it, but since this is a short-term challenge, I didn't see anything very helpful in the sidebar."

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Take it to the casino, put it all on black.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Get Invisible posted:

"I've unexpectedly gained access to $21,000 for 10 months. I'm not sure of the best way to take advantage of it."

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/510hi5/us_ive_unexpectedly_gained_access_to_21000_for_10/

"Hi, r/personalfinance!
My household was denied a large tax refund of $13,000 this year, so we took a 0% balance transfer of $10,000 to take care of an expense we knew would come up in October. Now, we have been paid the tax refund unexpectedly, we have the $10,000 transfer coming to my account, and the tax refund will take care of the big expense. It's all very great news, but now I have a $10,000 balance I can take advantage of until July 2017 with 0% interest.
In July, I will have to pay back the $10,000. The fee for the balance transfer was 2%, so I will pay $200 for access to the cash. I would like to do something smart with the money while I have it, but since this is a short-term challenge, I didn't see anything very helpful in the sidebar."

I don't understand

Is this English

Is this real life

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boon posted:

Speaking of horses and race tracks, I went to a horse track last night and gambled (BWM) won my first bet big-time and then proceeded to drink the rest of the night off my winnings, bet only once further and then walked out a drunk winner (GWM).

Horse tracks are a lot of fun.

This isn't the humblebrag thread ffs.

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
I was gonna cook dinner but then decided to eat out instead. Oh man, I'm so BWM haha of course i could easily afford it but phew, talk about BWM lol!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I gave the guy running the cash register a small tip, even though a lot of people don't usually do that! Will I ever learn :iamafag:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

WampaLord posted:

Take it to the casino, put it all on black.

Be better than my stock portfolio has been doing lately.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

How did this not become the thread title immediately?

SweetSassyMolassy
Oct 31, 2010
Just going through and looking at old fatwallet threads for fun.

How To Get Out Of This Debt?!?!

quote:

For many years during my 20's I lived the "large life". Well, it has now caught up to me when I tried to get approved for a mortgage and was approved for $60K. That is not going to get me anything practical. Below is my financial situation. What you recommend I do to get out of this disaster I created for myself? I know this is horrible and I know I got myself into it but don't know where to start to get out of it. I don't have a savings as I am always paying minimum payments to get by. Credit is poor (620-630) due to the charge off and the high balances on credit cards.

I bring home roughly $3800.00 per month after taxes
Auto: 2014 Toyota Camry , 66K miles, worth $16K for private party, owe $39K (yes, $39K), payment $875/month
Jet Ski: 2015 Yamaha Waverunner, 100 hours, worth $8K, owe $6K (not an option to get rid of as I ride every weekend) , payment $238
Credit Cards: American Express: Owe $15/k, minimum payment $343
Barclay: Owe $1600, minimum payment $43
Lowes: Owe $3500, minimum payment $142
Charge Off of a Motorhome from 2010 of $9900
Pilot Finance (financed getting my pilots license): $310 per month, $2600 owed
Current Rent: $475/month
Cable, Power, Water: Approx. $175/month


What are his %aprs?

quote:

Car: 13.25%, 75 months, 60 months remaining
Barclay: 0% until April 2016
Lowes: 6% until payed off
American Express: 4.9% until payed off
Chargeoff is just there. I have not paid on it since it happened.
Pilot Finance: 12%, I actually pay about $500 a month on it as I am trying to get it payed off sooner. It is a huge burden on me. I started with a $7800 balance last April and have payed it down very quickly
Each month depends on where my money goes as to how much commission I receive. If I get a larger commission check like I will next month it will go towards paying down credit cards. I usually eat lunch on the road as I literally travel every day and usually live out of hotels for my job. Dinner is at home except Saturday nights and unless I am on the road. I will spend $35 per week in fuel for my jet ski. I am required to pay $60 per month for lawn care for the house I rent which includes spraying for weeds and making it green, not mowing. I have a pet that requires about $70 of food a month and the occasional vet visit which is around $100 each visit. I really don't do anything socially due to my job other than riding the jet ski. Flying is unaffordable right now as a plane rental is $129 per hour.

He owes something like 80 grand, about half of which is at 10%+ interest. Guy loves his toys, but they got in the way of him getting a mortgage.

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Parallel Paraplegic posted:

I gave the guy running the cash register a small tip, even though a lot of people don't usually do that! Will I ever learn :iamafag:

lol

Skunkduster
Jul 15, 2005




"Charge Off of a Motorhome from 2010 of $9900"

What does that even mean?

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

SkunkDuster posted:

"Charge Off of a Motorhome from 2010 of $9900"

What does that even mean?

He had a loan that he didn't pay, in 2010 it was charged off.

Begs the question of whether it was repo'ed or what.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
The ending of that thread is classic:

quote:

Nice bump.

Any update OP?

quote:

"Last Login Date - Tuesday, June 30th 2015 8:04 AM"

quote:

OP had to sell the computer to keep the jet-ski. Expect no updates.


EDIT: also
(US) $18,000 loan for 2016 Ford Fiesta? Income: $25,000 (part-time/ in-school). Minimal Expenses. FICO: 799



monster on a stick fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Sep 4, 2016

SweetSassyMolassy
Oct 31, 2010


Well, if he went through bankruptcy I guess he wouldn't be able to keep the computer? How does bankruptcy work anyway? Do they take everything, write off all your debts, and you're left naked standing in the wind?

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

SweetSassyMolassy posted:

Well, if he went through bankruptcy I guess he wouldn't be able to keep the computer? How does bankruptcy work anyway? Do they take everything, write off all your debts, and you're left naked standing in the wind?

Not remotely. You have an allowance for a personal vehicle, clothing, furniture, and can keep a house depending on whether it's ch7 or ch13. The computer he might have to sell depending on the value, I think, but generally I think that would be included in the personal possessions allowance. E: he probably pawned it or something

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
"I lost my job four years ago and we can't afford this area at all. But we refuse to move, and also our condo's pipes burst regularly. But hey, I can start selling cosmetics instead of applying for new jobs(since I've somehow not gotten a new job yet). Will this work out, reddit?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/5150cb/cannot_refinance_broke_as_a_joke/ posted:

Somewhat long and complicated.

Family of four. We own and live in a condo that has $125K in equity. Cannot refinance into a conventional loan because we have a low credit score. Cannot refinance into an FHA loan because our condo association cannot get FHA membership. We have always paid our mortgage on time, but for many months we have gotten behind on our association dues (which are nearly $500/month). We also have not paid our last year's property taxes.

Here is why: I was a well-employed adjunct at a local university where my husband also works in an admin job. The university--totally without warning--closed my department and left me with a tiny fraction of teaching hours. My husband's job was furloughed for about a year, temporarily. His hours were restored, but mine never were.

The financial damage was bad for us. We ended up filing for bankruptcy nearly four years ago, but it only made our lives more complicated. We began going to payday lenders and also regularly overdrawing our checking account to the tune of $35 a pop. All told, we now on a monthly basis pay about $500 to payday lenders and overdraft fees. Yes, we have been able to keep our equity, and the equity has grown. We have very little debt other than what I mentioned above.

We can probably refinance into a conventional loan in about six months, but the dam is bursting now. Our condo looks good, but it is a ticking time bomb. As owners we are responsible for all of our plumbing. The plumbing line bursts regularly, and this costs $1-2K to fix every single time. Our hot water heater is on the verge of bursting. When this happens, we won't have any money to cover it.

Should we sell, get our equity, pay our bills and rent? Sounds great right? But rents in our area would triple our monthly housing costs. Literally.

Another twist: For the last year I have been learning a business. It is not a pyramid scheme. I would create my own line of product and sell it. I have a product, a manufacturer, a solid business plan and a marketing plan. I feel certain it would be a seller. But I have no money to put into it. I'm smart and I haven't fallen for a scheme. This is something I've researched for a year. I am also middle aged, and not likely to be anyone's idea of a great hire because of that.

BTW, I understand the irony of calling myself smart and having $500/month expense to payday lenders and overdraft fees. When you are desperate, you will do stupid things. I have spent a lot of time being in that desperation mode. I feel like if I cannot get out of this constant money panic and anxiety, I will never be able to see my way clear of our bad financial decisions.

Should we sell, rent and start the business? Any advice?

In response to people assuming the OP's protesting too much & is part of a pyramid scheme:

quote:

Lol. No, it isn't. It's something that I've thought about a long time, and I've tested. I don't like to give it away is all. It is an inexpensive cosmetic that I have formulated.

Housing costs:

quote:

Well, believe it. We could probably find a place for 4200, or even 3900, and it would be a junker. Housing shortage. Resort town. The rents in this town are in line with Manhattan or San Francisco. They are just a joke. The university brings in many, many foreign students who can easily afford the rents--particularly those from Saudi. So. Yeah.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
As if you can't get a decent place in NYC for $3900...

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
What the gently caress kind of college town has rents in excess of $3900?

Oh, resort town. Still, where the gently caress?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
God only knows how much mortgage interest they've paid to "save up" that equity.

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Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal

quote:

For the last year I have been learning a business. It is not a pyramid scheme.

If the first thing out of your mouth is that it's not a pyramid scheme, it's a pyramid scheme.

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