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Al! posted:Reince is the kind of guy who hits a portrait of Reagan with a bottle of whiskey after a few swigs he pours the whiskey onto the mouth of the painting open up, happy train's a comin! chooo choooo
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exploding mummy posted:lady in the water - in which people defend an author and a nymph so the world can be saved. shymalan cast himself as said author Don't forget that the movie critic who negatively reviews the author's stuff gets eaten by the movie monster in the most self-indulgent scene in cinema history. OK, maybe the second-most self-indulgent scene in cinema history after Godzilla 1998 when Godzilla kills Siskel and Ebert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6G3nEU0sX8 Here's the Lady in the Water scene. This is literally embarrassing to watch.
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Oh man so Caitlyn Jenner is going to be speaking at the RNC, I hope they pan the cameras so we can watch the attendees squirm as they deal with the conflicting emotions of a trans person supporting them
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this is why i keep saying the guy who got fired from espn for being virulently transphobic needs to be speaking at the convention! future hall of famer curt schilling, he of the bloody sock its been said by greater baseball minds than i (i know, right? but there are some) that joe torre was a fuckup jackass (not their words) for not telling his hitters to bunt at the mound and make the crippled jackass (still not their words) field some balls
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oystertoadfish posted:i cant wait until we see paul ryans Lawnmower Tweet 
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oystertoadfish posted:this is why i keep saying the guy who got fired from espn for being virulently transphobic needs to be speaking at the convention! future hall of famer curt schilling, he of the bloody sock Oh god yesssss Put them right next to each other, like they did at CPAC with the Log Cabin Republicans and the DEATH TO GAYS church org
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i like to imagine that we wouldnt just be electing donald wed be electing the whole trump family. i like that with the bush and clinton clans, they were at least polite / devious enough to be subtle about the fact that they were slowly trying to cement all of the political power in the executive branch of the government behind one of two dynastic clans, which would then just take turns rotating out every eight years on which clan was temporarily in charge. bush was old money from back east, and the clintons were the new money bumpkins; playing the klampets to the bush's dowager countess. it wasn't ideal, but it at least had the facade of legitimacy. then TRUMP and his brood of ill-begotten misfits come storming into town like the goddamn vandals of yore and actually manage to make people motherfucking nostalgic for the status quo from the W years. how anyone can make japes about the ted cruz looking like a horrible fish monster without realizing that eric TRUMP was summoned from the same spawning pool is beyond my ability to fathom.
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Epic High Five posted:Oh man so Caitlyn Jenner is going to be speaking at the RNC, I hope they pan the cameras so we can watch the attendees squirm as they deal with the conflicting emotions of a trans person supporting them there is a market for this on predictit back on 6.12.15, still active https://www.predictit.org/home/SingleOption?marketId=1447 
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mannerup posted:there is a market for this on predictit back on 6.12.15, still active Oh yeah, when I mentioned that she brought it up on her terrible new show somebody bought a bunch with plans to short sell. I hope that worked out for them, was it you?
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Epic High Five posted:Oh yeah, when I mentioned that she brought it up on her terrible new show somebody bought a bunch with plans to short sell. I hope that worked out for them, was it you? not me, i just remember it was an oddly specific market that somehow may come to fruition in the craziest of timelines
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mannerup posted:not me, i just remember it was an oddly specific market that somehow may come to fruition in the craziest of timelines life is simply unfair.
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Speaking of Predictit, I think Ivanka Trump for VP at only 2 cents is criminally underpriced. You know that's where Trump's heart is, and Manafort has to desperately restrain him at all hours from pulling the trigger on it. Making Ivanka VP is the only trick Donald Trump has left to try to offer her something her absurdly wealthy husband can't and try to win her over to be Trump's 4th wife once President Trump legalizes father-daughter marriage.
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oystertoadfish posted:this is why i keep saying the guy who got fired from espn for being virulently transphobic needs to be speaking at the convention! future hall of famer curt schilling, he of the bloody sock Well that would be a "chickenshit" move. 
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oystertoadfish posted:i wonder if the pope told boehner all this was gonna happen and thats why boehner's been so happy this whole time boehner knew full well which way the wind was blowing
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Trump is actually a Papist sleeper agent. That's why he keeps doubling down on the star thing.
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OctoberBlues posted:Well that would be a "chickenshit" move. youd think the yankees would get that winning is the only thing that matters i was all for the red sox winning in 04 but in retrospect the yankees making a guy break his ankle and tap dancing on his corpse to win the pennant wouldve been so much better than our timeline and this is why we cant make the same mistake again with the cubs
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I really think Toddler Grip would allow any celebrity on stage so long as they stroked his egodick the day before. Like Al Gore could get 15 minutes of prime time talking about polar bears or whatever so long as he talked about how Donald Trump will be the greatest president ever.
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So...Dr. Ben Carson is going to give a speech, right? Right? Somehow Carson manages to both be the most boring man on the planet and stunningly exciting at the same time.
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exploding mummy posted:Yeah he had sixth sense, unbreakable, and signs which were great and well received Night seems like a personally cool dude but he desperately needs people to reign him in. When he got famous he was given a lot of room to work and just careened off a cliff like you said. My mom says the nurse who delivered me was Night's mom
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Patter Song posted:So...Dr. Ben Carson is going to give a speech, right? Right? Getting Carson to speak would make sense even if he wasn't involved in the campaign. He's a speaking circuit darling
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MaxNV posted:If he's going for pure value, less we forget that the McDouble is "the cheapest, most nutritious and bountiful food that has ever existed in human history". Aliquid posted:joe mentioned that vic loving berger is going to be on chapo trap house two pages ago and you idiots strolled right on past And they're doing a live show in Philly after the DNC at some batting cages in honour of the Baseball Crank. I think I'm going to go, hopefully the whole city is not on lockdown.
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donald trump is a #BrotherNero who needs to be DELETED in Cleveland! #BROKENPaulRyan
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oystertoadfish posted:this is why i keep saying the guy who got fired from espn for being virulently transphobic needs to be speaking at the convention! future hall of famer curt schilling, he of the bloody sock Curt left the taxpayers of Rhode Island with a multi million dollar loan that his bogus vanity video game company defaulted on then folded
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Al! posted:you dont know ZIZEK oh nasty
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Al! posted:Curt left the taxpayers of Rhode Island with a multi million dollar loan that his bogus vanity video game company defaulted on then folded It was a legit videogame company , he just took out a ton of loans
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This seem a little weirdly flirty to anyone else Hillary's goals for first 100 days in office per NYT:
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TheTatteredKing posted:Heh, that's cute. But probably because drinking has been so associated with gop leadership here hillary_drinks_wine_correspondents_dinner.gif
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oystertoadfish posted:it would be really funny if after ryan retires he tweets a picture of himself getting run over by a lawnmower tho i like that thought Exclusive new footage of Paul Ryan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hzX7HEQU8
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SirPablo posted:Ben Carson ran over a childhood friend with a lawnmower. Luckily the friend was wearing a Sheriff's badge, which jammed the lawnmower blades
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SirPablo posted:Ben Carson ran over a childhood friend with a lawnmower.
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