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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Dumb Lowtax posted:

So what's the October surprise gonna be? A Mueller thing? Better happen soon, it takes weeks for word to get around
Trump is going to send out a tweet he's declaring "martian law" which will be ignored by everyone in government and we'll be talking about something more ridiculous the next week.

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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Are there any bones to the story that Chief Justice Roberts ordered an investigation into Kavanaugh by the DC circuit courts? Like, is that really a thing that is happening?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Obsidianheart posted:

Are there any bones to the story that Chief Justice Roberts ordered an investigation into Kavanaugh by the DC circuit courts? Like, is that really a thing that is happening?

Look into your obsidian heart, you know what is true.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Look into your obsidian heart, you know what is true.

It's all fused and dark and gross and hopeless in there, with no visible openings.

Like the Supreme Court, actually.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Knight posted:

Trump is going to send out a tweet he's declaring "martian law" which will be ignored by everyone in government and we'll be talking about something more ridiculous the next week.

Like when they claimed "covfefe" was a super secret code that only the COOL kids knew about.

Pathetic.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Dumb Lowtax posted:

So what's the October surprise gonna be? A Mueller thing? Better happen soon, it takes weeks for word to get around

Hi, I see you just stepped into Hell Dimension from one of the normal timelines.

Here in Hell Dimension there is no such thing as an "October Surprise" and things spread so quickly we forget about them after 4 hours.

It's been 3 Hell Days since we learned Trump scammed $400,000,000 out of the IRS via tax fraud. No one cares because in your normal timeline that was 260 years ago. We've had 3,481 scandals since then.

If we hope to stop the republicans we need a surprise mid-afternoon on election at the earliest.

e: but they'll still win because we are all sinners before a vengeful God

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Oct 11, 2018

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dead Beef posted:

Is this guy 14 years old? He writes like a 14 year old.

https://twitter.com/freedom_moates/status/1050227397981822977

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Even your favorite ex-citizen of Metaluna likes getting in on making fun of chuds

https://twitter.com/DougExeter/status/822635255907618816

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
@DougExeter is a really nice guy and a loving A+ account that should have chapo levels of followers

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Catastrophe posted:

Even your favorite ex-citizen of Metaluna likes getting in on making fun of chuds

https://twitter.com/DougExeter/status/822635255907618816
North Korea is a democracy. Says so right in the name.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
SPAAAACE FORRRCEEEEEES

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Dead Beef posted:

North Korea is a democracy. Says so right in the name.

Stephen King is King of the Stephens

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

"I say, 'God bless you all,'" Trump said when asked for his message to residents in the Florida Panhandle. "That's my message, because that's what it is. The storm is there. It's sort of too late to do that now from the standpoint of moving."

Wat?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



CHUDs getting dunked on by the dictionary is my favourite part of hell dimension

https://twitter.com/Dictionarycom/status/1050040836451422208

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
"Anthony Hopkins eating human flesh in The Silence of the Lambs despite being against cannibalism"


Jesus to think that millions of Americans agree this makes sense and is not utterly ridiculous

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

"Anthony Hopkins eating human flesh in The Silence of the Lambs despite being against cannibalism"


Jesus to think that millions of Americans agree this makes sense and is not utterly ridiculous

I saw some guy on Twitter arguing "this is a false comparison because Hopkins has never publicly said that he ISN'T a cannibal"

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Buddy, they elected Donald Trump, an actor who plays a billionaire as president because they don't know what acting is

They can't separate the actor from their work

They also did the same thing with Reagan

and will do later when the next actor comes on stage

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Had a talk with a CHUD e-buddy of mine about the Canada trade deal and he was convinced that Trump owned Canada and got all that he wanted to get out of the deal. Gave me a chuckle.

Volguus
Mar 3, 2009

Archer666 posted:

Had a talk with a CHUD e-buddy of mine about the Canada trade deal and he was convinced that Trump owned Canada and got all that he wanted to get out of the deal. Gave me a chuckle.

Canada is very happy to let Trump and his base believe everything they want. Just sign on the dotted line please and you can go make a circus.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



womp womp

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1050341508774338561

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


maybe selling your soul to the devil for easy money isn't without it's downsides?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1050352950432985090

crazy man is saying things, a thread

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
They don't call him Diatribe Donald for nothing.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth-brained criminal

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Good morning Kanye west

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

The full/original article is so much better than the second-hand re-hash of it. It's absolutely insane.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/my-private-oval-office-press-conference-with-donald-trump.html

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Lol, this is going to be good.

He'll rant about the jews and call for the murder of his opponents.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Does this count as a coup? I want it to get a name in the history books like, "The Chicken Coup"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The fact Kelly is treating Trump like the petulant child he is makes my balls go into the stratosphere.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

it’s like this one weird trick to beating trump, just treat him like the fool he is

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Does this mean she’s going to file charges against her abusive husband?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1050376334713729025

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Jel Shaker posted:

it’s like this one weird trick to beating trump, just treat him like the fool he is

The only reason he's never bought an SA account tbh

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Kim Jong Un, Racist cops, Stock Market, Hurricane
Global Warming, Russian Hacks, Brett Kavanaugh

Nikki Haley, Bullied Wife, Soy bean farmers, big inflation
North Korea, South Korea, Stormy Daniels

Taylor Swift, vaccine, Trump walked in front of the queen
Jared Kushner, Ben Shapiro, decorum goodbye

We weren't on Fox News
It was showing rain
Not the Trump Campaign Train
We should be on Fox News
It's just propaganda
Trump might bomb Canada

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

A Fancy Hat posted:

Kim Jong Un, Racist cops, Stock Market, Hurricane
Global Warming, Russian Hacks, Brett Kavanaugh

Nikki Haley, Bullied Wife, Soy bean farmers, big inflation
North Korea, South Korea, Stormy Daniels

Taylor Swift, vaccine, Trump walked in front of the queen
Jared Kushner, Ben Shapiro, decorum goodbye

We weren't on Fox News
It was showing rain
Not the Trump Campaign Train
We should be on Fox News
It's just propaganda
Trump might bomb Canada

had to shoehorn it a bit but it works I guess.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1050226986344374276

https://mobile.twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1050205816010301441

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Of course he did.

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Probably still does

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