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Pookah posted:Was just about to post this - they didn't even put him in a wheelchair, just carried the body into the shop, then when the assistant asked if he was ok, they said he was having a heart attack and dropped him. "Oh no! People having heart attacks need money the most! Here it all is."
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MR POLICEMAN I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES
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Oh man I thought they took your car too if you got done for blowing that hot. The article doesn't even mention if his license got suspended. gently caress that guy and gently caress the cops. quote:High range
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Mr. Captain Monkey, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTm-AveyT1E that sounds cool as poo poo and I want that.
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I'm worried by "about 100;" do they not know exactly how many bloody monkeys were in the trailer ? How do they know that only one is on the loose ?
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm worried by "about 100;" do they not know exactly how many bloody monkeys were in the trailer ? How do they know that only one is on the loose ? A local fraternity was kind enough to paint numbers on all them so as to keep track. And #3 seems to be missing.
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Party like a Sumerian: reinterpreting the ‘sceptres’ from the Maikop kurgan https://www.cambridge.org/core/jour...F5A0F04CD133184 Discovered in 1897, intricately decorated tubes found at the burial site were thought to be sceptres, or possibly ornamental tent stakes. You can keep saying they were for ceremonial/ritual purposes if you'd like, because a recent analysis of the residue inside them shows that they're actually ancient beer bongs.
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Michigan school superintendent is forced to deny rumor that LITTER BOXES were provided for students who are FURRIES after outraged mom claimed kids are being encouraged to identify as cats and dogs dailymail bringing us the important news, like a rumor started by some mom about those 'furry kids' she's heard about, pooping into litter boxes. Definitely something a school would provide. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10432845/Michigan-school-district-denies-LITTER-BOXES-provided-students-identify-FURRIES.html
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Lmao of course the daily mail has a comment section. Just what the world needed. Dave Gorman makes good use of it in Modern Life is Goodish.
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The number of furry horse stories seems to be on the rise. Are they taking them out to the football field for hourly deposits.  And the elephants? And furry beluga?Fake edit: Please make furry coronaviri popular. Maybe then people will wear masks.
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I'm going to assume this is some side effect of all the ivermectin.
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So long, and thanks for all the nukes!
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Yeah I'm not clicking that.
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The Magratheams will now go into hibernation until the galaxy has a need again of their luxury services
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That is unexpected. Naturally I expected plague.
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By popular demand posted:Yeah I'm not clicking that. quote:“Terrible game. First off Hitler was known to have one testicle (nut). However the game gets this wrong twice,” Sex with Hitler reviewer Peternutbutter wrote. “In one scene he has both of his nuts. In another scene his sack just seems to be completely nonexistent. I am incredibly disappointed with the lack of historical accuracy.” 
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More like “Crystal Methany”.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:they got it wrong both ways On average they got it right
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It’s a bittersweet Symphony, that ship Try to run a cruise, but you owe some money, oh poo poo You took it across the ocean but they caught up with you there And now they seized your ship and the passengers will sue you, yeah No, you can’t sail, can’t sail You can’t sail, you can’t sail Cause you know what you owe Yeah you know what you owe You owe a million loving dollars From one day to the next You can’t change what you owe No, no, no, no
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Family left ‘frightened and unsettled’ after clown painting appears in garden facing home Warning: Very Spooky Clown Rock 
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I'll give you five bucks if you touch it.
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Buddy, if a crab wants to ponder, you best just let it ponder
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God, they didn't just find a mysterious orb; it was being actively guarded and they stole it
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Brother have you not heard of the internet?
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