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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

New Winston skin looking good

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Gorilla Salad posted:

I just wanted to screenshot this so I could say that this is the funniest image in the entire thread.




owned_by_guy_goodbody.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Today I discovered, snipping tool sucks at gifs.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Didn't an Uber-for-buses startup thing get smacked down because they refused to make the buses wheelchair accessible?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Inescapable Duck posted:

Didn't an Uber-for-buses startup thing get smacked down because they refused to make the buses wheelchair accessible?

Pretty sure this is exactly what was being posted on the last page.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Inescapable Duck posted:

Didn't an Uber-for-buses startup thing get smacked down because they refused to make the buses wheelchair accessible?

What was this called? I'd like to look it up and laugh at it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I've been meaning to ask. Is Florida zef?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/974010333416378369

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


He takes care of the place while the master is away.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Kushner needs something to do, maybe he'll be the next UN ambassador?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I hope you don't have to be following the development of Shroud of the Avatar to get a chuckle out of a CEO having very serious discussions with the press while dressed like a lunatic.

https://twitter.com/DavidSwofford/status/974067020592570368

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Richard Garriott is a weird dude.

Like, for most CEOs doing promotional cosplay would be a grudging exercise, but a circlet and doublet is the sort of thing Garriott would happily wear to a light business luncheon.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Thats one of his daily outfits.
Theres a video where he talks about Ultima Online's ecosystem mechanics, which was supposed to simulate animals eating plants and predators eating those with marked changes in animal population if there was a shortage of any, and were absolutely destroyed at launch week by the players washing over it like the black plague, killing every animal in sight.
So as part of a solution for this, and in response to an increasing playerbase, was to invent the idea of multiple game instances on seperate servers, which every MMO now does.

Then they quietly canned it and spawned them regularly when they found out no one actually noticed.




Anyways they show his house and he has a bigass taxdermy coyote head smoking pipe.

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

What was this called? I'd like to look it up and laugh at it.

The press referred to it as "The Mass Transit Incident". You can look it up on Youtube.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Now have some fairly horrifying backstory! https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/werepups-asia-nicole-charity_us_5aa811d2e4b0e872b4bf71a7

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Thats one of his daily outfits.
Theres a video where he talks about Ultima Online's ecosystem mechanics, which was supposed to simulate animals eating plants and predators eating those with marked changes in animal population if there was a shortage of any, and were absolutely destroyed at launch week by the players washing over it like the black plague, killing every animal in sight.
So as part of a solution for this, and in response to an increasing playerbase, was to invent the idea of multiple game instances on seperate servers, which every MMO now does.

Then they quietly canned it and spawned them regularly when they found out no one actually noticed.




Anyways they show his house and he has a bigass taxdermy coyote head smoking pipe.

That video is interesting even if you've never played an MMO (which I haven't) and I was going to add "and Garriott is dressed like a normal person" until I reloaded it to post the link and was reminded of his long long rat-tail braid

I can't bring myself to dunk on the man despite how silly a lot of his life choices seem to have been, since (a) the Ultima games really nourished me as a kid and (b) I get the impression that Richard Garriott has spent his whole life in this weird sort of halo through which no irony poisoning may pass, and that's neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFNxJVTJleE

the giant pipe is at 5:05

Bad Wolf posted:

The press referred to it as "The Mass Transit Incident". You can look it up on Youtube.

you're a mean one

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Richard Garriott literally lives in a castle last I checked and spent most of his money from his last failed MMO to go into space.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Inescapable Duck posted:

Richard Garriott literally lives in a castle last I checked and spent most of his money from his last failed MMO to go into space.
Oh poo poo I forgot that game. Tabula Rasa, right?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
To be fair his MMO failed BECAUSE he went into space. NCSoft forged his signature on a bunch of stuff while he was up there, and hell unleashed when he was back.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

poptart_fairy posted:

To be fair his MMO failed BECAUSE he went into space.

this is such a weird fuckin' sentence to have read and understood

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

poptart_fairy posted:

To be fair his MMO failed BECAUSE he went into space. NCSoft forged his signature on a bunch of stuff while he was up there, and hell unleashed when he was back.
I've never heard this story, please elaborate.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I've never heard this story, please elaborate.

Really, that's new to me and sounds loving amazing. Also I still hate NCSoft for killing City of Heroes.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
https://kotaku.com/5242413/why-richard-garriott-is-suing-ncsoft

It was amazingly super villain. He won in the end, to the tune of something like 30 million.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Yeah, this is weird.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

poptart_fairy posted:

To be fair his MMO failed BECAUSE he went into space. NCSoft forged his signature on a bunch of stuff while he was up there, and hell unleashed when he was back.

The game failed well before he went into soace, it was DoA and Garriott's handling of it was why he was fired in the first place.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Count on NCsoft to self-own so badly they end up having to pay millions to their perfect scapegoat.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Inescapable Duck posted:

Count on NCsoft to self-own so badly they end up having to pay millions to their perfect scapegoat.

Seriously. They could have easily laid the whole mess at his feet. By the time that game was falling apart Garriott was already the poor man's Peter Molyneux.

That said, I would totally gently caress-off into space too if I got that chance.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Y’all buncha communists!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
https://twitter.com/AviationSafety/status/974281064314232837

https://twitter.com/golub/status/974198643501817856

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Pastry of the Year posted:

That video is interesting even if you've never played an MMO (which I haven't) and I was going to add "and Garriott is dressed like a normal person" until I reloaded it to post the link and was reminded of his long long rat-tail braid

I can't bring myself to dunk on the man despite how silly a lot of his life choices seem to have been, since (a) the Ultima games really nourished me as a kid and (b) I get the impression that Richard Garriott has spent his whole life in this weird sort of halo through which no irony poisoning may pass, and that's neat


His dad was a for-real astronaut selected in 1965 as the fourth group. To put that in perspective, Harrison Schmitt was hired at the same time and he walked on the moon. Richard's dad Owen didn't get to fly on Apollo, but he did have a Skylab flight and a shuttle mission.

Richard had to pay for it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Oh, they mean actual gold bars. Like loving ingots.

I though "gold bars" was some kind of safety rating and got really confused when I looked at the images.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/rockymomax/status/932760493621698560



https://twitter.com/2fast2quick2see/status/973773534395805696









RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Inescapable Duck posted:

Richard Garriott literally lives in a castle last I checked and spent most of his money from his last failed MMO to go into space.

while he was in space he left a geocache no one will ever sign.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Tumble posted:

Imagine how long you'd crash for in a vacuum at 120+mph. Pieces of you would be strewn about for a half a mile

Huh? The Hyperloop is supposed to reach 760 mph. Other (probably less realistic) designs have a top speed of around Mach 5.

Unrelated, the Finnish 1080-pack:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inescapable Duck posted:

Richard Garriott literally lives in a castle last I checked and spent most of his money from his last failed MMO to go into space.

He had to sell the castle-house during his legal battle, think it is now owned by some investment firm and rented out as a party house now.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PaulBearer posted:

Huh? The Hyperloop is supposed to reach 760 mph. Other (probably less realistic) designs have a top speed of around Mach 5.

That reminds me of another fun thing about Musk's cyber-bus. What happens when something breaks? With a normal bus, the bus service will have a couple extra buses on hand so if one breaks down they can use a spare. Imagine commuting on the cyber bus. "We apologize for the inconvenience, but the cyber bus vacuum tunnel is taking in air from somewhere. Hope you don't need to get to work for the next three days while we track down and fix the problem!"

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

I hope you don't have to be following the development of Shroud of the Avatar to get a chuckle out of a CEO having very serious discussions with the press while dressed like a lunatic.

https://twitter.com/DavidSwofford/status/974067020592570368

launch? isn't this game irreparably hosed and nowhere near ready?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

PaulBearer posted:

Unrelated, the Finnish 1080-pack:



Bonus: Stores aren't allowed to give quantity discount for alcohol so you don't even save any money by buying that much.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

nerdz posted:

launch? isn't this game irreparably hosed and nowhere near ready?

These days, aren't they all?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kennel posted:

Bonus: Stores aren't allowed to give quantity discount for alcohol so you don't even save any money by buying that much.

How the gently caress does that work? Might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. So one beer costs as much as if you buy 30?

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