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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Guavanaut posted:

Normally the arch right-wingers end up in the upper right quadrant because they're not too keen on civil liberties either.

The one useful thing the compass does that the left-right spectrum fails miserably at is distinguishing between literal Strasserites and free market fetishists, otherwise you end up in the ridiculous situation of calling the one that wants to slash benefits and deregulate everything 'centrist' and calling the one that wants more jobs and welfare but death to Muslims 'far-right'.

Well yeah but it's lovely axis labelling then.

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Private Speech posted:

Well yeah but it's lovely axis labelling then.

It might be poo poo, but it's better than left-centre-right by a country mile.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

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TheRat posted:

It might be poo poo, but it's better than left-centre-right by a country mile.

I'm just being a pedant about how it should be labelled "economic left/economic right" rather than just "left/right". Because right now you get precisely the left-centre-right axis, but with added oppression-o-meter, or whatever it is supposed to be.

e: Also coming up with a scale to reduce economic policy to a line is hard. Was Blair economically to the right of, say, Churchill?

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 7, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Private Speech posted:

I'm just being a pedant about how it should be labelled "economic left/economic right" rather than just "left/right". Because right now you get precisely the left-centre-right axis, but with added oppression-o-meter, or whatever it is supposed to be.
There are other non-economic or pseudo-economic factors included in the "economic left/economic right" axis, see every time the American right talks about 'welfare cuts' and 'inner city schools' when what they really want to say is Atwater.wav

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/861326539388071936

who wants to break it to him

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008


He doesn't mean in government.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


quote:

LEAVE.EU 🇬🇧 ✔ @LeaveEUOfficial
WATCH | Macron walks out in Paris to EU anthem. Says it all - more integration, more devastation. #Presidentielle2017

I thought the problem was those bad folks who just refuse to integrate??? Help me out here

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 22:40 on May 7, 2017

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

They don't get satire either, or maybe it's just one big joke...

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/861328520454307840

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

They don't get satire either, or maybe it's just one big joke...

They do have the blue tickmark though.

Plus I recall reading some graun editorial about their tweets.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 22:28 on May 7, 2017

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Private Speech posted:

They do have the blue tickmark though.

Plus I recall reading some graun editorial about their tweets.

it has to be satire, surely

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
Mega off-topic, but just wondered if anyone here has experience with inguinal hernia repair? I'm getting the op done next week. I do bouldering and rock climbing and am basically wondering how quickly I can get back to it. The docs say six weeks, but I'm dubious - climbing often involves a lot of intense core exercise and I don't want to go back too early and make things worse. If anyone's into weightlifting or gymnastics or bodyweight exercises and has had anything similar I'd love to hear what happened and how long it took you to get back to normal.

Zephro fucked around with this message at 22:30 on May 7, 2017

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Oh dear me posted:

Food stamps or other ways to force benefit recipients to buy only basics and only from favoured companies have already been discussed, I can certainly see those coming. But workfare and prisons already provide skivvies, and Tories are the party of landlords. They get money already from housing the poor via housing benefit. Why would they want more houses built? And would they really be so stupid as to help the poor get together and organize?

Workfare (and prison) still pay out cash benefits, which the poor use to buy tattoos and Ugg boots and scary dogs, and this rankles Tories, but not as much as having to live next to them does. I'm willing to bet that house prices on the Isle of Dogs would shoot even further into the stratosphere if they could find some way of displacing those last few stubborn commoners who cling to it's periphery.

As to getting together and organising... well they already have no problem scattering them to the four winds as a side effect, I'm certain they'd see no problem with doing it as direct policy. Breaking up working-class community was a major, if unspoken, point of RTB after all, so why not finish the job by rotating the poor between different workhouses every few months (exactly as they did in the more excitable areas of the inner cities during the Victorian era).

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Okay, hold it. Why do some posters in here have S Club 7 avatars? Is this a GBS thing?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Okay, hold it. Why do some posters in here have S Club 7 avatars? Is this a GBS thing?

Someone ITT has a novel sense of humour with their BRCTs.

Same reason for mine.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The S Club 7 Avs are because the guy who bought them got the wrong Ian Watkins mate.

Edit: ah wait thats steps never mind i hosed up my mild kids pop groups, just like the old bill mixed up their Ian Watkinses

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Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Steps are better than S-Club 7 by miles.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Again I feel like I have to point out that I got ripped off, I'd take S Club 7 over Tim Farron any day. Could've at least given me the milk picture.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Guavanaut posted:

Looks like Macron won though, and the centrist didn't even get a look in.



Was melenchon showing socialist solidarity with the national socialist?

When the far right and the far left ally together against the center, you know they are both just as bad.

I've become increasingly convinced that those 'political compass' things rot peoples brains.

hakimashou fucked around with this message at 23:10 on May 7, 2017

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Seaside Loafer posted:

Steps are better than S-Club 7 by miles.

Yes but Rachel Stevens

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

hakimashou posted:

When the far right and the far left ally together against the center, you know they are both just as bad.
So Melenchon showing Macron support against the national socialist shows that they're both as bad as one another?

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Is Macron that right wing? Educate my baby brain please

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He's a believer in the classical liberal line of anti-welfare, free trade at all costs, pro-deregulation. How much of an effect that will have on the people of France in his presidential role is up for debate, as that's more outwardly focused.

Both Macron and Le Pen have personally rejected the labels of left and right in interviews, each claiming to represent both. Which shows how the labels really fall apart when you have 'take the brakes off and see who goes fastest' running against 'special brakes for Muslims'.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

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Paperhouse posted:

Is Macron that right wing? Educate my baby brain please

He was the one who tried to "liberalise" French work laws under Hollande. (and then passed it on the minister for labour Khomri, thus it's known as Loi El Khomri)

But he used to be in the French Labour-equivalent too, until he quit to run against the leftist candidate (Hamon).

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Paperhouse posted:

Is Macron that right wing? Educate my baby brain please

He thinks that the problem with modern society is that poor people just don't work hard enough

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Zephro posted:

Mega off-topic, but just wondered if anyone here has experience with inguinal hernia repair? I'm getting the op done next week. I do bouldering and rock climbing and am basically wondering how quickly I can get back to it. The docs say six weeks, but I'm dubious - climbing often involves a lot of intense core exercise and I don't want to go back too early and make things worse. If anyone's into weightlifting or gymnastics or bodyweight exercises and has had anything similar I'd love to hear what happened and how long it took you to get back to normal.

At 6 weeks the strength of the repair will have reached about 80% of maximum. The usual advice is that if you need to lift more than 10kg (which presumably climbing involves) you should wait 6-8 weeks after the surgery, and proceed slowly. The benefit of waiting longer than 8 weeks is going to be dubious because by that point the repair will be almost as strong as it's going to get.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

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IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Here's an Economist article about what Macron did in the government:

The economy minister must convince Brussels his reforms are liberal, and French Socialists they are not

It's the Economist so fairly liberal viewpoint, but it's a decent summary.

text
Mar 12, 2011

Paperhouse posted:

Is Macron that right wing? Educate my baby brain please

He's like a blairite

How on earth he's been put to the right of the guy who wanted to cut the state and liberalise work laws more is beyond me.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

TinTower posted:

Melenchon is rather infamous for anti-immigrant rhetoric that you'd expect more from the Tories than Labour.


Also rabidly anti-EU in a not particularly veiled anti-German sectarian way.
But somehow people on this side of the channel see he's the nominal left wing candidate so must be the good one

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Maybe don't go out bouldering straight after 8 weeks and work your way up to it if you're nervous.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

text posted:

How on earth he's been put to the right of the guy who wanted to cut the state and liberalise work laws more is beyond me.

Macron is that guy.

text
Mar 12, 2011

TheRat posted:

Macron is that guy.

Fillon was even more of that guy.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Guavanaut posted:

So Melenchon showing Macron support against the national socialist shows that they're both as bad as one another?

Mélenchon pointedly refused to back Macron against the nazi after the first round, unlike every other eliminated candidate.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Cerv posted:

Mélenchon pointedly refused to back Macron against the nazi after the first round, unlike every other eliminated candidate.

Why was that?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Dabir posted:

Why was that?

He said he didn't have a mandate to tell people who to vote for, which I quite like.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

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TheRat posted:

He said he didn't have a mandate to tell people who to vote for, which I quite like.

He held a party referendum on it in fact.

I'm not sure if I'd prefer him much over Macron really, maybe if I were French, but cynically speaking his foreign policy was pretty crazy.

Hamon would've been great though. He almost got kicked out of PS for going against Hollande.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 23:54 on May 7, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cerv posted:

Mélenchon pointedly refused to back Macron against the nazi after the first round, unlike every other eliminated candidate.
So who are the far right and the far left allying together against the center? Neither of those labels seem to make much sense when both candidates outright rejected labels of left, right, and center, and one of them is pro welfare state but anti immigrant and the other is pro globalization but anti workers' rights?

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Guavanaut posted:

So who are the far right and the far left allying together against the center? Neither of those labels seem to make much sense when both candidates outright rejected labels of left, right, and center, and one of them is pro welfare state but anti immigrant and the other is pro globalization but anti workers' rights?

I'm guessing from Macron it was a third-way play to get center-right voters on his side. In particular a lot of the more moderate people in LR didn't like Fillon because of his gay-hating ways (and later corruption scandals).

e: His rhetoric was really quite similar to Blair and Nu Labour.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 23:59 on May 7, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yeah Fillon was the far-right candidate by most metrics. Economic deregulation plus social traditionalism. Le Pen falls outside of the traditional spectrum other than we've decided to call all authoritarian nationalists 'far right' whether they're extreme conservatives or collectivizing the industry down the barrel of a tank cannon. Except some of them are far left if they talk about Marx while they're doing their socialism-in-one-country. Except the far left are all kumbaya singing pacifists. It's hard to turn it into a meaningful metric.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

Except the far left are all kumbaya singing pacifists.

I think you'll find that's the regressive left :colbert:

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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Zephro posted:

Mega off-topic, but just wondered if anyone here has experience with inguinal hernia repair? I'm getting the op done next week. I do bouldering and rock climbing and am basically wondering how quickly I can get back to it. The docs say six weeks, but I'm dubious - climbing often involves a lot of intense core exercise and I don't want to go back too early and make things worse. If anyone's into weightlifting or gymnastics or bodyweight exercises and has had anything similar I'd love to hear what happened and how long it took you to get back to normal.

Further to Jabby's post, you could always make your own contribution to the medical literature and do whatever you drat well like.
Please do record exact dates, though, so that when you get written about for a 1-page case study in the BMJ or The World Journal of Hernia and Abdominal Wall Surgery or whatever, they can be precise about it.

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