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SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
"Potluck Party" (全開バトル!復讐のゴールデンジム Zenkai Batoru! Fukushū no Gōruden Jimu, lit. "An All-Out Battle! The Vengeful Golden Jim") is the one thousand and seventy-fifth episode of The Office (American TV series) . This episode first aired in Japan on December 27, 2021. Its original American airdate was October 6, 2020.

Contents [hide]

1 Summary
2 Major Events
3 Battles
4 Appearances
5 Differences from The Office (British TV series)
6 Gallery
7 Site Navigation

Summary

Back on Earth, Jim wonders if Dwight became a deity and Dwight responds by saying he's close to becoming one. Jim is impressed but not frightened by Dwight's presence as a Super Salesman Blue. Jim suddenly vanishes and reappears behind Dwight, but his move is countered by Dwight. Jim says he was merely testing Dwight to see if transforming was worth it. Jim then powers up to transform, and enters a form Jim calls "Golden Jim".

Dwight and his coworkers are surprised at Jim's transformation. Jim claims that he could prank Dwight in an instant, because he has never before experienced such power. Dwight says the match will be close, but Jim continues to insist that he will be the victor. The two begin their match by throwing snide remarks at each other and then eventually doing a beam collision.

Dwight is struggling to push back Jim's beam, because Jim is exerting more energy. The beam then shrinks and Dwight and Jim are immediately attacking each other. Dwight is failing to keep up with Jim's harassment.

Dwight eventually manages to get away from Jim to catch his breath. He tells Jim that reaching this level took a long time. Jim congratulates Dwight on his accomplishment, helping him to his feet. But, Jim says, even though Dwight is nearly a god, he is still "just a Salesman".

Jim then pranks the vulnerable Dwight. Activating the 'Joy Buzzer' disguised as a wedding ring, Jim has Dwight in pain on the ground.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

jim makes dwight watch as he kills mose right in front of him

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

jim makes dwight watch as he kills mose right in front of him

Holy poo poo.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Jim goes back in time and forms the Ku Klux Klan, only this time he convinces them to leave Black people alone and to focus their terror on the rich beet farmers who are gobbling up land for their beet empires

Back in the present day, Dwight wakes up in the middle of the night to a bunch of people in purple robes surrounding a giant 'B' engulfed in flames. The camera can't see it because of the hood covering his head, but Jim is definitely mugging

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jim takes a bite out of a beet and chews it up real good then baby birds it into Pam's mouth.

"Jim that's disgusting," says Dwight.

"What's that? You think beets are disgusting?" yells Jim in a loud voice.

"What no—" Dwight stammers but Jim yells over him.

"DWIGHT JUST SAID BEETS ARE DISGUSTING!" Jim yells to the whole office.

Somehow Dwight's misquoted statement gets leaked to the press and his beet business suffers significantly as a result.

Jim mugs for the camera and takes a huge bit out of a beet with a poo poo-eating grin on his face.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Dwight tenders his resignation at Dunder Mifflin, then makes plans for a long vacation to clear his mind. While packing his luggage, he is rendered unconscious by gas pumped into his farmhouse.

When he wakes up, he finds himself in a recreation of his home placed in a quaint, coastal village.

Dwight, already expecting a prank, attempts to flee via sailboat. However, he is attacked by a giant white ball which smothers him unconscious. Dwight awakens again, back in his home in the village, and realizes that he's been trapped on this island. Dwight grabs a villager and demands to know their name. They refer to themselves simply as Number 589, and say that Dwight is Number 6.

Enraged, Dwight begins tearing the island apart with his bare hands until he is brought before the mysterious Number Two in a control center. It is, of course, Jim.

Dwight demands to know what's going on but Jim says that he simply takes orders from Number One. When Dwight asks who that is, Jim simply replies "You are Number 6".

A frustrated Dwight storms out as Jim says "Be Seeing You!" and mugs for the camera.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Two weeks after Jim vanishes, Dwight receives a postcard inviting him to join Jim in a "Cozy Farm by the lake".

That night, Dwight has a terrifying dream about a man with a stapler for a head mugging him at every turn.

He wakes with a start and realizes he's driving. The sign ahead reads "A Quiet Place for you... welcome to Silent Hill"

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Invited to the legendary SatsuiHondo No Zaibatsu Kyoso, Dwight's unconventional Shuruto WA Beetuden style wrecks the competition.

Before winning the Greatest Prize, Dwight faces off against the mysterious Jeem Hiroman Halpurneon III. The fight is long and it forces Dwight to use his ultimate technique at great cost.

Buffeted by waves of power, Jeem mugs at the camera.

In a cutaway, he smugs muggishly, suggesting that he has yet to reveal his final form.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Instead of going home after work Jim secretes himself in a cupboard in the breakroom, intending to leap out and scare Dwight the next day. Unbeknownst to him, Dunder Mifflin is closed the next day for fumigation and Jim succumbs to the poisonous gases.

Several days later, Dwight opens the cupboard and Jim's corpse tumbles out, giving him quite a fright.

The camera zooms in on the rictus grin of Jim's corpse.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

jim infests dwight with ants

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Jim asks everyone what their favorite anime is, and Dwight says it's Sailor Moon.

Jim starts laughing at him, until Dwight reveals that he loves it so much because he used to watch it with his younger sister, who died of leukemia as a teenager.

Jim starts laughing even harder and pretends to transform like Sailor Moon while mugging for the camera.

"Hey Dwight, in the name of the moon, your sister's dead!"

Dwight is too depressed to call Jim's bluff and mention that Jim is doing a frame-perfect recreation of Sailor Moon's transformation, meaning he must also watch Sailor Moon.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

While visiting with elderly family members, Dwight looks through some antiques in the attic of their house. There's an old dressmaker's dummy, a sewing machine, and even some very old children's books. Dwight grabs one book that looks interesting (The Tale of the Merry Prankster) and starts flipping through it.

The book is a disturbing fairy tale about a "foppish prankster spirit" who delights in the misery of others, including causing bodily harm and sealing beloved family heirlooms in "a gelatin made of calf's fat". The prankster is finally defeated when a clever child convinces him that the funniest prank of all would be to become a mortal without any magic powers at all. The spirit is trapped in human form and cursed to wander the Earth for "many lifetimes".

The next day at work, Jim asks Dwight how he liked the story, then mugs for the camera.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


The day Dwight returns from a week of grievance leave, following his sister’s death from sudden cardiac arrest, there is a sympathy card on his desk. It’s from Jim. Is this a new chapter in their relationship? No. Dwight opens the card, and it’s a garish gag card with a cartoon of a cracked heart with “SORRY ABOUT YOUR BROKEN HEART” written on it. Jim stands up and mimes an exaggerated heart attack, even quoting Sanford and Son, and falls to the ground while Pam shrieks with laughter. The rest of the office watches in shocked silence. Jim, from the ground and pretending to be dead, turns his head toward the camera.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jim replaces his eyes with cameras and mugs the mirror.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

jim follows in the imperial footsteps of his ancestor Tamerlane and sweeps across the Indus basin at the head of a conquering force. in 1527, jim faces off against the Rajput forces led by dwight, and defeats him soundly.

jim Mughals the Khanwa

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jim starts calling Dwight "balloon boy." Dwight opens his mouth to object but instead of speaking aloud, his dialogue appears in a speech balloon over his head.

"Ha ha, very funny, Jim," reads Dwight's speech balloon.

The balloons don't disappear after they've been created and Dwight finds himself forced to remain silent at the risk of cluttering the air around his workspace with his discarded speech balloons.

The next morning, Dwight is found dead in his home, suffocated under a pile of "Z"s.

Jim mugs the camera and the word "smirk" appears as onomatopoeia next to Jim's cheek.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jim stuffs his rear end with baked beans then farts bare-assed in Dwight’s face.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Jim hollows out a beet and just raw dog fucks it in front of the entire office, disgracing the very tuber Dwight admires so

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Jim stuffs Dwight's rear end with baked beans and then just eats them straight out of Dwight's crack

He calls them "Butt... 'er beans. They good eatin'!"

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Pam gets Jim to paint their picket fence white. Dwight makes fun of Jim for having to paint the fence. Jim pretends he loves painting the fence, and makes Dwight envious, and then tricks him into painting the fence in his place so that he can relax and sip lemonade, because he actually didn't like painting the fence.

Jim buys a custom made mug that says "Dwight's Mug" on it, and sneaks it into the cupboard at work. He then pulls it out when the office is full and everyone thinks it's a power move and he's disrespecting Dwight by drinking from his mug. This puts Dwight in a difficult position, because he knows it's not his mug, but he also doesn't want to seem like a chump. Dwight decides to stab Jim with a shiv, and then gets arrested. Jim mugs to camera while still holding "Dwight's Mug"

PotatoManJack fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jul 2, 2021

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Jim goes back in time, kills his own grandparents, and mugs the camera as he fades out of existence. Dwight lives his life as usual, but every day at work he is never able to shake this vague, uneasy feeling that someone should be pranking him this very instant.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

It's Christmas at the Office and, as usual, Michael has planned a huge party including alcohol.

Jim gets Dwight drunk and riled up about mistreatment at the office, finally convincing Dwight to tell off Michael.

Michael shows up dressed as Santa Claus and asks Dwight to tell him his Christmas wish. Dwight goes on a rampage, explaining how every day working at Dunder Mifflin tears away at his desire to live. How Jim's pranks go on and on without anybody stopping them, and how Michael views the entire office like a big loving party. He ends his nearly 10 minute long rant by saying that he wishes Santa Claus was real, because he'd ask Santa for one gift, to burn down this loving building with everybody inside. Then he punches Santa Michael in the gut and says "Merry fuckin Christmas, it's a pagan holiday anyway, gently caress you."

Santa Michael walks out the door crying as Dwight sits at his desk. Suddenly, Michael comes storming in.

"Guys what's going on? Some guy dressed as Santa just walked out of here crying?"

Dwight looks out the window and sees the man get into a sleigh pulled by reindeer and take off into the sky. Jim places an arm around Dwight and explains that he hired the REAL Santa Claus to "spice up" the party, and now Dwight is "probably on the naughty list forever." Dwight cries at his desk as Jim mugs for the camera while wearing a Santa hat.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


During his vacation, Dwight Shrute, a paper salesman for a mid-sized office supply company, catches his new wife, Angela, having sex with Andy, a foppish co-worker. Returning home to Scranton, PA, alone, he tries to rebuild his life. He runs into his former acquaintance, Jim Halpert, at an art gallery. Jim begins introducing Dwight to activities that he once considered "too risky". This included eating at a Moroccan restaurant which ends badly due to Dwight's IBS (Irritable bowel syndrome). Luckily, Jim gives him a second chance where they end up salsa dancing and later enthusiastically selling paper together, with Dwight shouting "50" at the climax. The contrast between their two personalities is a source of comedy until Angela returns and tells him she wants to reconcile their relationship. Dwight is torn between the free spirited Jim and the safe and familiar Angela. To solve this issue, he enters information about Jim and Angela into a computer insurance program which measures risk. The computer tells him that, despite his numerous blunders with him, Jim is the least risky choice for Dwight. Jim discovers the risk measurement analysis, and angrily walks out on Dwight, breaking his heart.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Jim announces his intention to become a clown, which Dwight actually applauds him for. Jim, irritated that Dwight is supporting him, tells Dwight that he should be scared of clowns. Dwight says that's a bit of a cliche nowadays, and he actually is a long time fan of the art of clowning.

That night, Dwight wakes up to the sound of squeaky shoes in his bedroom. He slowly reaches for the lamp on his nightstand and finds that it is, of course, Jim. Jim is dressed in tattered clothes of many colors, with poorly applied makeup on his face and a dirty fright wig on his head. Jim slowly creeps towards Dwight with a knife in his hand.

Dwight, irritated and annoyed, tells Jim that this is cliche even for him, and that it might have been scary about 20 years ago. Jim silently pulls out a bloody human face and puts it over his face like a grotesque mask, then starts dancing a merry jig. Jim then takes the knife and starts slicing into his own forearm while giggling.

An exhausted Dwight tells Jim that he needs to try better next time, then turns out the light and falls asleep. The next day at work, Dwight yawns and Jim happily says "Oh, had a disturbing encounter last night, did you?". Dwight then goes to get a little coffee, only to find that Jim has drank all of the coffee without making a new pot. Jim smiles at the camera, smugly, while Dwight brews another pot of coffee.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Legends tell of a malevolent force, known only as The Smug. It can possess men, turning them into bestial creatures driven only by a desire to prank their fellow men. Those who have entered into unholy pacts with The Smug gain unnaturally floppy hair and the ability to see their victims by looking out through the lens of cameras

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Jim starts wearing dark glasses to work, and Dwight asks him to remove them as it could be a safety issue. Jim does, revealing high-tech mechanical eyes.

"EYE can do that for you, Dwight" says Jim, grinning at the camera.

"Okay, thanks, that's all I needed" replies Dwight, hoping to just end this stupid "prank" before it even begins.

"EYE really should be more careful, shouldn't EYE? Dw-EYE-ght? Do you agree?"

"Yup, that sounds good." Dwight is busy typing away, hoping to get out of work before 6 pm so he can actually enjoy a quiet dinner at home for once.

Jim mugs for the camera by having his elaborate multi-lensed eyes zoom in and out while Dwight sighs loudly at the mountain of email he has to dig through.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

For no apparent reason, Jim yells out "Oh crap, I forgot to prep us for Y2K!" and then runs out the door screaming.

Dwight laughs it off until he notices that Pam is now wearing a bucket hat and a choker, Kevin is wearing colored wraparound sunglasses, and Oscar has frosted tips.

Creed walks by and asks if Dwight is "livin' la vida loca" and is excited for tonight's new episode of Farscape.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jim starts calling Dwight "balloon boy." Surprisingly, Dwight embraces the nickname and answers to it. Michael, not wanting to be left out of something other people think is cool also starts calling Dwight "balloon boy" and pretty soon that's his nickname to the entire office. Dwight even goes so far as to register an email address (ballonboy_1970) and other social media accounts based on the nickname.

Dwight doesn't suspect anything is amiss until he spots a newspaper with the headline "Police Seek Suspects in 'Balloon Boy' Killings."

Moments after reading the headline, he hears the police pounding on his door.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jim hears that Dwight is looking forward to the new Hobbit movie, so he meddles with the production to ensure it becomes an unnecessarily bloated trilogy.

Years later, Dwight sighs in disappointment as he leaves his showing of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smug

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jim dresses Pam up like Angela and tricks Dwight into having sex with Pam. Pam suggests to Jim they try the prank a few more times just to really rub it in Dwight’s face.

Jim enthusiastically agrees. He’s so grateful to be married to a woman who loves pranking just as much as he does.

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
Dwight wakes up unable to see anything; through a series of deductions based on strange things Jim had said to him over the past several months, Dwight realizes Jim removed Dwight's eyes, encased them in Jell-O, then put them up his butt.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Jim abolishes paper.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

jim arranges for dwight's parents to be sent to an abusive care home

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jim starts calling Dwight "balloon boy." This is the code phrase that triggers Dwight's implanted homicidal programming from when he used to work for the CIA. Every time he hears it, Dwight goes berserk and kills the first person he sees. He retains no memory of the attack afterwards.

Jim uses Dwight to eliminate his enemies throughout Scranton.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jul 4, 2021

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
While using the bathroom, Jim calls out to Dwight

"Hey Ballon Boy, got any extra TP?"

Dwight, offput, asks Jim to get out of his office.

As the day progresses, more and more of the staff barge in to the men's room to use the Balloon Boy moniker.

At the end of the day, the staff organizes a balloon drop causing Dwight to explode in a fit of rage.

"is this what you want?! IS THIS IT?!" He bellows as he rips his pants off revealing a huge, turgid member.

Weeks later, Angela, in a confessional, recounts the curse of the Beet Moon and its effects on the Firstborn Schrute's genitals. She wistfully says that Dwight is in a better place and hopes the next Schruteling will fare better as she places a hand on her swollen belly.

At home, Pam notices Jim mugging at himself in the mirror.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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Jim dresses up as Dwight (that mustard shirt, glasses and Casio watch) and goes to the Scranton courthouse to legally change Dwight's name to Papa Roach

The judge recognizes that it's Jim but doesn't care

Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Jul 4, 2021

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Dwight the Paladin is fighting the guards in the foyer of Drakenlich Castle. Jim, a foppish rogue, slips away into some side wings of the castle and starts pounding on doors, yelling, and dancing obscenely in front of other denizens of the castle. Pretty soon there is a large group of them chasing after Jim. Jim runs back into the foyer, and Dwight aggros them all from his battle with the first group of guards, wiping them all. Jim blames Dwight for not being a good tank, but the group's consensus squarely places blame on Meredith, the Priest, who is recovering in the hospital.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

jim tricks dwight's immune system into attacking his own healthy cells

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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Jim degrades and dehumanizes Dwight with pranks designed to prey upon his quirks and eccentricities

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