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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


i don't understand why people like the last of us so much and it's really weird that there were two games with vulnerable/young/naked versions of ellen page out around that time (and don't try and tell me ellie wasn't based on ellen page, like come the gently caress on)

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
E: wrong thread

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



food court bailiff posted:

i don't understand why people like the last of us so much and it's really weird that there were two games with vulnerable/young/naked versions of ellen page out around that time (and don't try and tell me ellie wasn't based on ellen page, like come the gently caress on)

A shocking number of people have somehow convinced themselves that there can actually be a good story in a video game (there can't be).

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

food court bailiff posted:

i don't understand why people like the last of us so much and it's really weird that there were two games with vulnerable/young/naked versions of ellen page out around that time (and don't try and tell me ellie wasn't based on ellen page, like come the gently caress on)

It's anime titty games but for a different set of problematic fetishes that people think are woke

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Mar 21, 2018


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Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's anime titty games but for a different set of problematic fetishes that people think are woke

I hate this fuckin post so much but I can’t fault its description

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I've played Last of Us but have never played an anime titty game.


Maybe I chose poorly.




e: Last of Us was ok I thought. Definitely worth the playt hrough, but not amazing or anything. Never understood the over the top praise it got.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Tim Burns Effect posted:

so were the other two

Oh for sure. They're utter and complete garbage. On the other hand the second one at least played well and they remastered the original so it's also fine these days.
While making the third game RWS ran out of money and were almost bankrupt so they farmed it out to some no name Russian studio. It ran like complete arse and the controls were complete poo poo. Pretty much the only saving grace of that game was that you got to murder Uwe Boll.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
The Last of Us is an 8/10 game for me but I've seen a lot of people who dont play many games give it 10 and a lot of people who play too many give it a 6.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


JollyBoyJohn posted:

The Last of Us is an 8/10 game for me but I've seen a lot of people who dont play many games give it 10 and a lot of people who play too many give it a 6.

good thing you're here then, goldilocks

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

food court bailiff posted:

i don't understand why people like the last of us so much and it's really weird that there were two games with vulnerable/young/naked versions of ellen page out around that time (and don't try and tell me ellie wasn't based on ellen page, like come the gently caress on)

What's the other one? I don't have a thing for Ellen page or anything

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

appropriatemetaphor posted:

What's the other one? I don't have a thing for Ellen page or anything

Pretty sure it was a David Cage joint.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
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FUCK.
ME.
If you're not increasing the polygon count or going the extra mile somehow to make a game more modern-looking then don't loving bother with an HD Remaster. Panzer Dragoon Orta's re-release looks like poo poo.

Games that are supposed to be cartoony or lo-fi or something like JSRF are more or less exempt

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


My unpopular opinion is that the drama surrounding beyond two Souls was dumb as hell. It wasn’t actually something that was in the game or intended be seen by anyone. David Cage is definitely a perv but I wouldn’t be surprised if every character just had that as a base model. It’s not like it was actually Ellen Page or anything. The way it was framed online like it was a naked Ellen Page Easter egg or something was really disingenuous.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Angelina Jolie had her body scanned for Beowulf even though at that point it was already decided they'll splice her head onto a younger model. Never trust 3D artists.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


veni veni veni posted:

My unpopular opinion is that the drama surrounding beyond two Souls was dumb as hell. It wasn’t actually something that was in the game or intended be seen by anyone. David Cage is definitely a perv but I wouldn’t be surprised if every character just had that as a base model. It’s not like it was actually Ellen Page or anything. The way it was framed online like it was a naked Ellen Page Easter egg or something was really disingenuous.

i'm pretty sure the 'drama' is that they asked if they could make a nude model of her at all and page emphatically said no (she does not appear nude in films either) which they then ignored


which is pretty gross and not 'dumb as hell'


i'm guessing you literally didn't know that though because siding with david loving cage over ellen page is something only a very crazy or very stupid person would admit to doing

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Real unpopular opinion for the gaming crowd-- I wonder if the actresses who license their likeness for 3D Models in video games realize that perverts are going to make the vilest porn possible using said Models. Like yeah ":downs: all pretty girls know guys are going to masturbate to them :biotruths:" but the Rule34 poo poo out there using 3D Models crosses some new boundaries. Their faces and bodies are often depicted being raped by animals, and I very much doubt they signed up for that.

Don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Uh.. what?

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

jokes posted:

Uh.. what?

guy gets off on watching walruses have their way with celebrities. username, etc.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

bodies and faces raped by animals, this is gamer "culture" in 2019

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

jokes posted:

Uh.. what?

If you really don't know, go browse those Porn Tube sites like PornHub w/minimal ad blocking. It'll find you.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




My possibly unpopular opinion about Life Is Strange:
Letting Chloe die was the right decision. The universe obliviously wants her to die considering how many times she dies during the game and saving her rear end all the time causes reality to break itself. But if you let Kate die you are probably a self absorbent monster considering it take so little to walk her down from the roof. I honestly didn't think it was possible for to commit suicide until the end of the episode where it shows all the choices you could make.

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Oct 17, 2019

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
God just do those things with an Overwatch character like a normal pervert!

smh

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

mind the walrus posted:

Real unpopular opinion for the gaming crowd-- I wonder if the actresses who license their likeness for 3D Models in video games realize that perverts are going to make the vilest porn possible using said Models. Like yeah ":downs: all pretty girls know guys are going to masturbate to them :biotruths:" but the Rule34 poo poo out there using 3D Models crosses some new boundaries. Their faces and bodies are often depicted being raped by animals, and I very much doubt they signed up for that.

Don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about.

whats the difference. perverts have been jacking it to celebrity photoshops since the bulletin board days. just try to be a celebrity and not have your photograph taken

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's the same realm as deepfakes being used to create a reasonably realistic version of a celebrity banging. It's an extension of what has always existed and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY-pUxKQMUE

actually applies in an ethical sense.

I'm not the person to answer what the laws should be or how people should feel, but if Ellen Page is creeped out knowing that there's simply a naked version of her model out there I can't imagine all the actresses are down to have their likeness gangbanged by distressingly well-rendered orcs or w/e.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

mind the walrus posted:

distressingly well-rendered orc

New username!



Probably too long isn't it...

Colander Crotch
Nov 24, 2005

I- I don't even know what you just called me!

Alhazred posted:

My possibly unpopular opinion about Life Is Strange:
Letting Chloe die was the right decision. The universe obliviously wants her to die considering how many times she dies during the game and saving her rear end all the time causes reality to break itself. But if you let Kate die you are probably a self absorbent monster considering it take so little to walk her down from the roof. I honestly didn't think it was possible for to commit suicide until the end of the episode where it shows all the choices you could make.

This is an objectively true opinion, and not unpopular at all.

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OTOH all of them are sinners and destroying the town is an act of righteous destruction. Even if the storm did not kill Chloe we've seen how persistent the universe is, so it's only a matter of time.

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010

Alhazred posted:

My possibly unpopular opinion about Life Is Strange:
Letting Chloe die was the right decision. The universe obliviously wants her to die considering how many times she dies during the game and saving her rear end all the time causes reality to break itself. But if you let Kate die you are probably a self absorbent monster considering it take so little to walk her down from the roof. I honestly didn't think it was possible for to commit suicide until the end of the episode where it shows all the choices you could make.

I'm a bad gamer and person I guess. Kate died on my playthrough.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


red koopa paratroopas are the most intelligent, intellectual race in the Mushroom Kingdom and it is absolutely fiendish that we as a society continue to let plumbers jump on these beautiful turtle poets, destroying their wings and sending them plunging into the infinite void below

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

last of us is just a goodass action stealth shooter, people who get mad about it seem to assume that everyone loves its mindblowing story but even fans of last of us just like the solid action and strong atmosphere with some tense moments that is well told. People put their hands on their hips and say "well gawrsh its no citizen kane" like yeah, its a fuckin zombie story, of course it isn't.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


food court bailiff posted:

i'm pretty sure the 'drama' is that they asked if they could make a nude model of her at all and page emphatically said no (she does not appear nude in films either) which they then ignored


which is pretty gross and not 'dumb as hell'


i'm guessing you literally didn't know that though because siding with david loving cage over ellen page is something only a very crazy or very stupid person would admit to doing

I get why Ellen Page was pissed about it, but I think it was in part due to online people overreacting and presenting it as something more nefarious than it was. Also, some of the poo poo in the game that she actually agreed to was way weirder than a covered up naked poser model imo (see interactive pissing lol)

I dunno, I don't make games so I don't know how normal it is to have a fully rendered nude model under clothing. I'm guessing it's not that normal so there's an element of creepiness there. But I still just assumed it was a stock model used for multiple characters vs someone lovingly rendering nude Ellen Page, like people always present. Who knows I could be wrong though.

David Cage is a creep for sure I just don't think this specific thing was as alarming as people made it out to be.

Caesar Saladin posted:

last of us is just a goodass action stealth shooter, people who get mad about it seem to assume that everyone loves its mindblowing story but even fans of last of us just like the solid action and strong atmosphere with some tense moments that is well told. People put their hands on their hips and say "well gawrsh its no citizen kane" like yeah, its a fuckin zombie story, of course it isn't.

Yeah some of us just think the gameplay is really good. And I love the story, but that's not the only thing it going for it has going for it.

The gameplay in TLOU has about 10 times more nuance than a lot of people give it credit for.

veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Oct 18, 2019

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

food court bailiff posted:

red koopa paratroopas are the most intelligent, intellectual race in the Mushroom Kingdom and it is absolutely fiendish that we as a society continue to let plumbers jump on these beautiful turtle poets, destroying their wings and sending them plunging into the infinite void below

Red koopas in general. Every other race in the mushroom kingdom will happily run to its doom off a cliff, but these mad geniuses have mastered the ability to turn around and walk away. Until the poor thing is murdered in cold blood by a fat man out for evil.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

food court bailiff posted:

red koopa paratroopas are the most intelligent, intellectual race in the Mushroom Kingdom and it is absolutely fiendish that we as a society continue to let plumbers jump on these beautiful turtle poets, destroying their wings and sending them plunging into the infinite void below

obviously magikoopas are the most intelligent. they can cast Teleport, a 5th level spell that requires at least 15 intelligence

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









appropriatemetaphor posted:

What's the other one? I don't have a thing for Ellen page or anything

beyond two souls. It was basically ellen page as 11 from stranger things and it was actually p decent.

The interactive pissing is a shop, lol.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


As in photoshop? No it's not that is actually a part in the game when she's at the reservation.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

death stranding is gonna have the best pissing in any video game ever, its gonna be the first pissing shooter ever

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Caesar Saladin posted:

death stranding is gonna have the best pissing in any video game ever, its gonna be the first pissing shooter ever

the thread was talking about postal not even two pages ago

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

food court bailiff posted:

the thread was talking about postal not even two pages ago

guess i botched that, postal is an actual fps too

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









veni veni veni posted:

As in photoshop? No it's not that is actually a part in the game when she's at the reservation.

oh right, i was thinking of one where she's sitting in the toilet stall at the embassy doing psychic stuff, i saw a meme where somebody had added a bunch of poo/pee options.

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Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
TLOU had the best stealth shooter multiplayer ever. They could have just sold an expanded version of that without the single player game and it would have been worth 10x the hype the main game got.

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