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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



JT Smiley posted:

I just don't get what the endgame is here? Like do they think their tireless work will somehow put the evil AEW out of business? Do they think a small handful of Twitter followers will cause a major shift in ratings? Or that big daddy Vince will look down from on high and give them a big old thumbs up?

Yes, yes, and yes

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

JT Smiley posted:

I just don't get what the endgame is here? Like do they think their tireless work will somehow put the evil AEW out of business? Do they think a small handful of Twitter followers will cause a major shift in ratings? Or that big daddy Vince will look down from on high and give them a big old thumbs up?

it's essentially pro wrestling culture war.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

it's essentially pro wrestling culture war.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
I detest a lot of the focus you see on BOTCHES and stuff like that. Sure there are some stuff that take you out of a match but you get some people that analyse matches for every minor slip-up and are like BOTCH even if everyone involved reacts to it as well as you can. Its funny since a lot of the people that do it are your Cornette types who do the GYMNASTICS line about AEW but then they seem to be the ones that judge pro wrestling like gymnastics; while if this was a real fight then there would be moves that would look ugly and that people would mess up on sometimes like real fighters sometimes do in a real fight.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Basically botches are only a real problem with me if:

--Someone gets injured
--It ruins the planned finish
--It's blatantly kayfabe-breaking (like if someone whiffs a clothesline and the other person still sells it, or they try to repeat a hosed-up spot instead of just moving on)

Otherwise, who cares? Like half the poo poo these nerds point out is stuff I don't even notice when watching live.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Unless someone gets injured or punished for it, botches are unfortunate but unimportant at worst and fuckin hilarious at best. We wouldn't have the Cody gently caress on me story without botching, and I don't want to live in that world.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Botchamania is good because it has an energy of "it happens to everybody, let's have a laugh at it." There's no malice, it's almost a celebration of the unscripted, unpredictable nature of wrestling.
Accounts like that one are bad and honestly pretty loving pathetic because they're literally the exact opposite of Botchamania in pretty much every way. Including the part where Botchamania is popular and well-liked and good.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I don't really care about botches but wrestlers who can work around them or even incorporate them into the match really impress me. Asuka/VENY is usually really good at quickly improvising around botches.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/newjackcity28/status/1382821231196565508

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

I don't really care about botches but wrestlers who can work around them or even incorporate them into the match really impress me. Asuka/VENY is usually really good at quickly improvising around botches.

There was a great moment in that Sasha/Asuka match from last year where Sasha went up top for the Meteora, but slipped on the ropes and fell flat on her rear end. Instead of getting back up and trying it again (which would be stupid and make Asuka look like a geek for just lying there the whole time) Sasha immediately started selling her knee and they made that part of the match story. It was some great on-the-fly improv you almost never see in a WWE ring (mostly because the house style actively discourages it).

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
AJ Styles turned a botch into a storyline during King of Trios once.

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014

Dr. Baker posted:

AJ Styles turned a botch into a storyline during King of Trios once.

These stupid LUCHA ROPES!

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Dr. Baker posted:

AJ Styles turned a botch into a storyline during King of Trios once.

What's the story here?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Don't worry NXT fans, HHH has top men making sure AEW's lead doesn't last for long.

https://twitter.com/MikeJ0nesssssss/status/1382856747883319304

And he's taking on the biased media too.

https://twitter.com/MikeJ0nesssssss/status/1382838642931040257

https://twitter.com/MikeJ0nesssssss/status/1382797310854361089

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Satin reacting to the releases like Michael Cole does when somebody makes a surprise return

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1382757898527264772?s=20

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
"What is the best way to soften the termination of employment for these people? I'VE GOT IT! I'll use one of their sort-of catchphrases from when some of them were contextually popular online" - Ryan Satin.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Seams posted:

Satin reacting to the releases like Michael Cole does when somebody makes a surprise return

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1382757898527264772?s=20

lovely to use someone else’s catch phrase to meme them losing their job they obviously cared about. Satin is a weird dork.

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

Vandar posted:

What's the story here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uQuR2hCRsQ

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

lovely to use someone else’s catch phrase to meme them losing their job they obviously cared about. Satin is a weird dork.

Remember when the whole locker room acted like Lio Rush had murdered someone when he did this to Emma. I guess the mass email briefing against Satin hasn't gone out yet

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Micky James, the only woman wrestler in the company, having endless matches against herself.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

Micky James, the only woman wrestler in the company, having endless matches against herself.

It's a Russo company, she'll be in a bikini rolling in mud every week and you know it

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Lamuella posted:

Micky James, the only woman wrestler in the company, having endless matches against herself.

With unlimited money Russo would purchase Miss Elizabeth's bones and make Mickie wrestle those while he cackles at the audience about wrestling being fake.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


This sounds like it would be infinitely more watchable than WWE

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/prowrestling/status/1382853780664840198

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




I'm genuinely amused by this. He's claiming foul because AEW had the audacity to actually promote their programming? That it's unfair compared to WWE's "Raw's on. No, we're not going to tell you anything else" brand of advertising?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Why is he calling it ACW when Bro is clearly part of the promotion title

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008





Doesn’t TNT explicitly hate Ruso? If some 4th rate station wanted wrestling they’ve already passes on Impact so...

It’s a dumb Idea, but it’s unworkable too!

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
get all the insufferable idiots together for one mega promotion. joey styles can do commentary

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



sticklefifer posted:

Why is he calling it ACW when Bro is clearly part of the promotion title

Sweah Ta God, Bro Championship Wrestling

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

WatermelonGun posted:

get all the insufferable idiots together for one mega promotion. joey styles can do commentary

can't wait for the austin aries v joey ryan v teddy hart triple threat Vaccine on A Pole Match

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
So this guy has been going on about how Frankie and Daniels have a losing record in AEW which they don't ending with this

https://mobile.twitter.com/JrSocie/status/1383117931773624322

But then they did this twofer

https://mobile.twitter.com/JrSocie/status/1383155477702397958
https://mobile.twitter.com/JrSocie/status/1383155579586232322

*checks profile*

Walter Socie Jr

@JrSocie

I have 2 kids to my beautiful Philippines wife. I love Wwe and my favorite basketball player is Maggie Lucas

Cebu City, Central Visayas

Hmmmmm

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Yeah that dude seems unhinged

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/ray_lyn/status/1383197384247754752?s=21

Ray is not the stupid one, I just wanted to share her dunking on that stupid AEW botch account.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://mobile.twitter.com/aewbotches/status/1383202051182764035

This is pathetic.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Lid posted:

So this guy has been going on about how Frankie and Daniels have a losing record in AEW which they don't ending with this

https://mobile.twitter.com/JrSocie/status/1383117931773624322

But then they did this twofer

https://mobile.twitter.com/JrSocie/status/1383155477702397958
https://mobile.twitter.com/JrSocie/status/1383155579586232322

*checks profile*

Walter Socie Jr

@JrSocie

I have 2 kids to my beautiful Philippines wife. I love Wwe and my favorite basketball player is Maggie Lucas

Cebu City, Central Visayas

Hmmmmm
drat i don’t even have one wife, this dude’s flexing all over me!

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
I'm startled by his proper use of apostrophes in light of everything else.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Zombie Lemur posted:

I'm startled by his proper use of apostrophes in light of everything else.
autocorrect

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

jesus WEP posted:

autocorrect

Too bad it couldn't fix his opinions! Ohohohoh!

Sorry.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
My favorite thing on the internet is how people always get angry if I quote tweet them and call them "friend" or "buddy."

https://twitter.com/ellaaethelflaed/status/1383206335290908672

https://twitter.com/ellaaethelflaed/status/1383230669585743872

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