Marching Powder is right about everything
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:39 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 20:33 |
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What is he right about, again? I've had him on ignore for well over two thousand pages, I've completely forgotten what his deal is.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:41 |
He's extremely angry about this thread and the shitposting (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:43 |
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Can someone link me to the previous couple of threads? I'm checking something out of curiosity.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:44 |
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MeLKoR posted:This question has come up many times. I still expect it will turn out to be some mistake from the person getting the refund not understanding how VAT works simply because loving with VAT is so stupid and incredibly retarded that I can't believe even CIG would do it, at least not like this I mean. This is like the worst way to commit VAT fraud and the easiest to get caught, I can't believe someone like Ortwin would go along with it. Yes, that is definitely the rational approach. On every other occasion, and twice on Sundays, I would expect it to be the customer not reading the refund info properly. But this is CIG, and I have long since abandoned all hope of relying on rationality in anticipating their behaviour.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:47 |
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Pagin Lazrin, i want to hear more about how Derek is our supreme Lord and Ruler.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:49 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What is he right about, again? I've had him on ignore for well over two thousand pages, I've completely forgotten what his deal is. Every now and then I read one of his posts and remember exactly how useless of a poster he is.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:52 |
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Ok guys, which of you did send death threads. Now, come on, you can tell me. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3798727&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6#post466661148
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:53 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Has Lazrin said anything yet? Although Lazrin/Lethality is a grade A dick his self-owning meltdowns at Derek were bloody entertaining. Free Lazrin!
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 12:54 |
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please stop sending me death threats everyone.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:03 |
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Risc1911 posted:Ok guys, which of you did send death threads. Now, come on, you can tell me. ArfJason also claims to not be a FYAD poster. Despite 2 pages of probations/bans in FYAD and posting in other places as if it were FYAD. All in all your average rational gentleman to be sure. Not some complete moron.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:03 |
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Tippis posted:Yes, that is definitely the rational approach. On every other occasion, and twice on Sundays, I would expect it to be the customer not reading the refund info properly. But this is CIG, and I have long since abandoned all hope of relying on rationality in anticipating their behaviour. This has always been the best thing about CIG, they screw themselves harder than any of their opponents possibly can. Derek doesn't have to do any more than post a blog saying "CIG will do something dumb soon" and CIG obliges him, every time. I think Derek has extended this disaster, because without his public criticism limiting the worst of their abuses, CIG would already have imploded into a giant sucking vortex of greed, incompetence and petty spite.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:04 |
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I wonder how anyone could have gotten this idea. https://i.imgur.com/uDMsPnO.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/PXohoAI.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/0GCYbiA.mp4 Preposterous! Risc1911 posted:Ok guys, which of you did send death threads. Now, come on, you can tell me. Every time I saw one of his posts all I could think about was this
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:04 |
Yolomon Wayne posted:Pagin Lazrin, i want to hear more about how Derek is our supreme Lord and Ruler. Honestly I think Lazrin for new OP. There's a power vacuum and he's the right type of poster to come in and seize the reins. Wanna be our new Warlord, Lazrin?
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:13 |
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drat, never saw those archers. That's loving low...
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:14 |
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MeLKoR posted:Pictures You forgot these:
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:15 |
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Friends I've been holding something in for a long time but now it's time to just come out with it: Line of Defense is bad. It's really bad. He's right, photobashing is a perfectly normal thing. You know what generally doesn't happen though? Selling that photobashed image for hundreds or thousands of dollars.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:17 |
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Xaerael posted:You forgot these: And there's another one with "Sandi" in a red (I think) dress, high heels, one foot in front of the other, that also turned out to be the picture of some model or other. In fact after rereading the post I think that might be the one he's referring to but I didn't keep a copy of that one.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:17 |
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drluv posted:please stop sending me death threats everyone. You think just because you have a straw makes you special?
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:20 |
MeLKoR posted:And there's another one with "Sandi" in a red (I think) dress, high heels, one foot in front of the other, that also turned out to be the picture of some model or other. In fact after rereading the post I think that might be the one he's referring to but I didn't keep a copy of that one. Yeah that's the "Drake Buccaneer" one. That's the one that got the sc subreddit to brigade my post in /r/quityourbullshit and get owned hilariously by non-cultists: https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/4ncg4v/video_game_company_fails_at_removing_watermark/
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:20 |
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I was wondering... what would the Matrix be like if it had been coded by CIG? Would people on the street tell each other "so what if the sun is jittering, that's perfectly normal" and Cypher insist on getting more wax steaks that fly apart in a million pieces when you stick a fork in them?
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:24 |
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If the Matrix were coded by CIG, it wouldn't be completed and the only people in the Matrix would be people who paid to be slaves. Honestly not much different than reality, except in that timeline they managed VR.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:26 |
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Risc1911 posted:You think just because you have a straw makes you special? pls stop doxxing my straw. in other news: Evocati-Testing will be finished this friday, so we all can finally see the result of the hard wor---- what? 2.6 is not even in evocati? this can't be true... let me read that statement agai---- quote:Basically it is a Kobayashi Maru. well, gently caress. we have all been kobayashid.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:31 |
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MORPHEUS You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you get to doxx people, jack off to space ship renders and cgi calendars, and send death threats over the computer.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:33 |
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MeLKoR posted:This question has come up many times. I still expect it will turn out to be some mistake from the person getting the refund not understanding how VAT works simply because loving with VAT is so stupid and incredibly retarded that I can't believe even CIG would do it, at least not like this I mean. This is like the worst way to commit VAT fraud and the easiest to get caught, I can't believe someone like Ortwin would go along with it. Well Ortwin is rumored to be leaving.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:33 |
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Wow, so it was dobolobia or whatever who finally took out DR. Smart! From what I can tell new mod choices are all A+ Should not be a new thread though. Let this one be a continual testament to Doctor Derek Smart and his internet space crusade. He got a lot of people a lot of money back! And he won't stay gone long I don't think. Give him time to speak to lowtax, and to legal. Two weeks.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:35 |
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MeLKoR posted:
It's cute how they think goons are some sort of trolling master race rather than the same nerds as r/dereksmart just with less premium jpegs
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:36 |
We should commission to to a Derek Smart video memorial. Somebody send him a copy of that "In the arms of an angel" song.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:40 |
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Derek didn't like pizza and said JIF instead of GIF. Good riddance IMO.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:45 |
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milk milk lemonade posted:He's extremely angry about this thread and the shitposting LMAO Why don't you just make Marching Powder a mod here, FAU, come on - go ahead, the guy's brilliant and just the kind of thing this thread needs. Plus his views align with your to a tee. CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Nov 21, 2016 |
# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:45 |
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Wrecked Angle posted:I vote this guy. gently caress yeah, him. God I hate being so far behind on this thread all the time.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:46 |
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DancingShade posted:Beer4TheBeerGod should absolutely take over as mod of this subforum. That beer was really good too.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:47 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Yeah that's the "Drake Buccaneer" one. That's the one that got the sc subreddit to brigade my post in /r/quityourbullshit and get owned hilariously by non-cultists: Oh yeah, that's the one, got the dress color wrong. CIG got nothing wrong, I like my JPEGs like I like my women, refactored and flushed down the pipeline.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:48 |
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Also perfect 2D
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:50 |
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I'm glad I caught up with the thread before I started shitposting because I can't believe how much I missed over the weekend The ups, the downs, the loving lols.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:50 |
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almost 6500 pages of this thread with almost no probations let alone bans and since Beet is given power ... welp
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:51 |
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:52 |
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Also, who was the pissy bitch who gave AP and Tijuana those new AVs? I can't even...yea, THIS is how you show everyone that you don't even care, just doin' your job banning Derek and in no way just acting out a personal vendetta over a subforum of a dead gay comedy forum, no siree! I ain't even mad if someone calls me out on my BS!
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:52 |
starkebn posted:almost 6500 pages of this thread with almost no probations let alone bans and since Beet is given power ... welp He's gone mad with extremely limited power!! CrazyLoon posted:Also, who was the pissy bitch who gave AP and Tijuana those new AVs? I can't even...yea, THIS is how you show everyone that you don't even care, just doin' your job banning Derek and in no way just acting out a personal vendetta over a subforum of a dead gay comedy forum, no siree! I ain't even mad if someone calls me out on my BS! We had an Idiot King for a little while yesterday and he gave the top five posters in the thread those spiffy new avatars. Offer is still open to those posters who want their old av back, just pm me the picture and text.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:54 |
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Sandweed posted:Derek didn't like pizza and said JIF instead of GIF. Good riddance IMO.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 13:54 |