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Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

K. Waste posted:

I've only seen the theatrical version, but the only thing I could think after seeing it was how much I would have wanted even more of it, so I'd say go full monty.

I don't know, Apocalypse Now Redux taught me that there can be too much of a good thing.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I gotta admit I didn't expect this Sherlock Holmes story to have so much star-crossed mormon romance.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
I like H. Bomberguy and his output and I wanna buy him a cream soda or pint.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Dissapointed Owl posted:

I like H. Bomberguy and his output and I wanna buy him a cream soda or pint.

Well he has a Patreon...

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Lurdiak posted:

Well he has a Patreon...

Guess I could up my patronage.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Dissapointed Owl posted:

Guess I could up my patronage.

Pledge Level: 5 dollars a month + cream soda.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Lurdiak posted:

Pledge Level: 5 dollars a month + cream soda.

Pledge Level: 5 dollars a video + 1 cream soda a month.

There's no magic money tree.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
I get why people poo poo on Zizek because he has made several semi-earnest "maybe the true radicals are conservatives these days :smuggo:" but his sense of humor is super dry and tongue in cheek so I'm not sure how serious this is supposed to be taken, even if it's sincere. There's a buncha other good poo poo in his writing tho.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


quote:


Watson ‘ejaculates’

Watson ‘ejaculates’ twice as often as Sherlock Holmes in Conan Doyle’s stories. There are 23 ejaculations in total, with 11 belonging to Watson. On one occasion, Holmes refers to Watson’s ‘ejaculations of wonder’ being invaluable; on another, Watson ejaculates ‘from his very heart’ in the direction of his fiancée. Holmes is only responsible for six ejaculations, although it is not clear which of the two men ejaculate in the passage below:

So he sat as I dropped off to sleep, and so he sat when a sudden ejaculation caused me to wake up, and I found the summer sun shining into the apartment. The pipe was still between his lips, the smoke still curled upward, and the room was full of a dense tobacco haze, but nothing remained of the heap of shag which I had seen upon the previous night.
The Man with the Twisted Lip, 1891

A chap called Phelps ejaculated three times during the story of The Naval Treaty. The only other ejaculator is Mrs St Clair’s husband, who ejaculates at her from a second-floor window.

These stories are a lot different than I expected.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Jenny Angel posted:

The three best types of Youtube comments are:

1) People commenting on action setpieces to do logic pedant analysis
2) People commenting on Soul Train footage to gett really self-righteous about the state of contemporary dancing
3) People commenting on any movie trailer to point out that two or more actors in it have been in recent-ish blockbusters, e.g. commenting on a Schindler's List trailer to do a version of the Taken monologue where you're talking to Voldemort

4) People who watched Vampire's Kiss by mistake.

quote:

The best loving clip pn the YT ....I bought this movie because It was labeled as porn .and I wanted to see vampire porn . Imagine how I felt when I saw that my porno has loving Nicholas Cage as an actor :D Then when I watched the movie I was glad I got it . Its better then porn . 

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
her: what do you like
me: i like dumb poo poo
her: *bites lip* what kind of dumb poo poo
me: michael madsen with a laser scoped pistol watching two dreadlocked giger aliens gently caress inside a cocoon dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwGjsWSn8ak

her: *climaxes*

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
The creature design almost saves it.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
RIP the best Batman :(

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Coffee And Pie posted:

RIP the best Batman :(

Val Kilmer is dead?! NOOO!

Edit: Oh wait, this is CD instead of PYF. I should supplement my post with a statement that it's a joke, if it wasn't obvious to begin with.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Coffee And Pie posted:

RIP the best Batman :(

I just added '66 to my TV playlist rotation. Gonna spend a good chunk of my day watching it now.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

This is the worst news to wake up to.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
Batman: The Movie is the best Batman movie, hands-down.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
holy braindeath, batman!

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
So a Marvel movie that looks like an actual movie. Cool.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/873590413537427456

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I mean, he's marching against Sharia law in the US...I don't think you actually needed to qualify him being the worst possible person

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


Gavin McInnes leads a cult called the Proud Boys who assert their Western Male Supremacy by never jacking off.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
FRUIT LOOPS, LUCKY CHARMS ... ... RAISIN BRAN

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Gavin McInnes leads a cult called the Proud Boys who assert their Western Male Supremacy by never jacking off.

This just sounds like a McElroy bros. Joke.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

FreudianSlippers posted:

This just sounds like a McElroy bros. Joke.

I would've said a dril tweet but that works too

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Today is gorcery day so I'm buying cheese puffs and hard cider

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Don't forget onions

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
The "but you see Muslims are huge sexists" thing is such obnoxious concern trolling from conservatives. Everyone knows it's insincere, given how little conservatives care about women's rights, and especially global women's rights issues.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
It puts them in a position where they can accuse their critics of being anti-women's rights.

Given how the media works, it's a pretty clever move.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Hedenius posted:

4) People who watched Vampire's Kiss by mistake.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
The idea that a Versace leather suit cost $400, or that $400 is expensive for a suit, both seem wrong to me.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Today is gorcery day so I'm buying cheese puffs and hard cider

gotta go to the gorcery store

gotta buy some molk

maybe some brod

some ogg??

hungerey

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Magic Hate Ball posted:

gotta go to the gorcery store

gotta buy some molk

maybe some brod

some ogg??

hungerey

Ogg good, tasty

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Update to my ranking of Ring/Grudge/Ancillary Japanese Ghost Lady Movies:

1) The Ring Virus (still the poo poo)
2) Gakko no Kaidan G
3) Ringu: Kanzeban (toeing the line, good made-for-TV trash)
--- bare minimum threshold of quality ---
4) Ringu 2
5) Ringu
6) Rasen

Next up: Ju-on: The Curse

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Gavin McInnes leads a cult called the Proud Boys who assert their Western Male Supremacy by never jacking off.

That doesn't seem very impressive now a days, I mean a lot of people take zoloft.

Tiger
Oct 18, 2012

And you, who are you? This is what we've got, yes. What are you going to make of it?
Fun Shoe

Magic Hate Ball posted:

gotta go to the gorcery store

gotta buy some molk

maybe some brod

some ogg??

hungerey
https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/incorrect-food?utm_term=.ndMejpq3yP#.bhnzmPbWgY

Special edition commentary track:
http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/most-depressing-buzzfeed-article-of-all-time.html

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I can't believe you gave the first link. Jesus christ why did I read it.

The second one is funny though.

edit: Apparently I read like 8 of the first one before I got bored. Holy poo poo.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

Snak posted:

The idea that a Versace leather suit cost $400, or that $400 is expensive for a suit, both seem wrong to me.

He was talking about the 90s you bougie bitch.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Wait, I'm a bougie bitch because don't know how much designer brand suits cost in the 90s?

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lurdiak posted:

I gotta admit I didn't expect this Sherlock Holmes story to have so much star-crossed mormon romance.

Yeah the first story is sadly not the best one to start with. I too went the audiobook route and I checked the filename a couple times to make sure I wasn't crazy.

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