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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

SpacePig posted:

I thought Mentos only worked with diet Coke.

They work with all sodas, just best with diet coke.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 03:29

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:26

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

The mentos and coke interaction is not simply an acid base interaction, it is actually a subtle and highly complex organic reaction that we learn about in graduate organic chemistry as almost a prelude to understanding higher order electron spin state geometries. If you notice on all bottles of coke/Diet Coke there is a warning that they contain phenylketones. This warning has been a part of the label for several decades, every since an industrial accident in the 1930s, nearly thirty years after the beverages� invention. To put it simply, Phenylketones and the organic proteins in mentos combine to create a complex and unstable electron-proton spin duplex throughout the fluid, propagated by the carbonation, that when they finally breakdown release massive amounts of energy. You can imagine then, if one bottle and a few mentos can cause such an explosion, how an industrial disaster could lead to inclusion of a small warning on all bottles for what�s now almost 100 years later.

Blind Rasputin has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Jul 22, 2018

# ? Jul 22, 2018 03:41

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Irradiation posted:

There is only one supreme Sesame Street meme:

This one is good.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 03:52

First Tube: Apr 25, 2010; From this day on I'd have to fight these forces of darkness and deal with the burden of day to day admin.

Blind Rasputin posted:

The mentos and coke interaction is not simply an acid base interaction, it is actually a subtle and highly complex organic reaction that we learn about in graduate organic chemistry as almost a prelude to understanding higher order electron spin state geometries. If you notice on all bottles of coke/Diet Coke there is a warning that they contain phenylketones. This warning has been a part of the label for several decades, every since an industrial accident in the 1930s, nearly thirty years after the beverages’ invention. To put it simply, Phenylketones and the organic proteins in mentos combine to create a complex and unstable electron-proton spin duplex throughout the fluid, propagated by the carbonation, that when they finally breakdown release massive amounts of energy. You can imagine then, if one bottle and a few mentos can cause such an explosion, how an industrial disaster could lead to inclusion of a small warning on all bottles for what’s now almost 100 years later.

Its nucleation. I have no idea what your graduate organic chemistry class was referencing.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 04:09

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Blind Rasputin posted:

The mentos and coke interaction is not simply an acid base interaction, it is actually a subtle and highly complex organic reaction that we learn about in graduate organic chemistry as almost a prelude to understanding higher order electron spin state geometries. If you notice on all bottles of coke/Diet Coke there is a warning that they contain phenylketones. This warning has been a part of the label for several decades, every since an industrial accident in the 1930s, nearly thirty years after the beverages� invention. To put it simply, Phenylketones and the organic proteins in mentos combine to create a complex and unstable electron-proton spin duplex throughout the fluid, propagated by the carbonation, that when they finally breakdown release massive amounts of energy. You can imagine then, if one bottle and a few mentos can cause such an explosion, how an industrial disaster could lead to inclusion of a small warning on all bottles for what�s now almost 100 years later.

what part of this is loss

# ? Jul 22, 2018 04:12

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Coke and Mentos.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 04:14

Gene Hackman Fan: Dec 27, 2002; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EVERY MORNING I PALM-SLAM A HANDFUL OF MENTOS INTO A BOTTLE OF DIET COKE and something something something

# ? Jul 22, 2018 04:15

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Blind Rasputin posted:

The mentos and coke interaction is not simply an acid base interaction, it is actually a subtle and highly complex organic reaction that we learn about in graduate organic chemistry as almost a prelude to understanding higher order electron spin state geometries. If you notice on all bottles of coke/Diet Coke there is a warning that they contain phenylketones. This warning has been a part of the label for several decades, every since an industrial accident in the 1930s, nearly thirty years after the beverages� invention. To put it simply, Phenylketones and the organic proteins in mentos combine to create a complex and unstable electron-proton spin duplex throughout the fluid, propagated by the carbonation, that when they finally breakdown release massive amounts of energy. You can imagine then, if one bottle and a few mentos can cause such an explosion, how an industrial disaster could lead to inclusion of a small warning on all bottles for what�s now almost 100 years later.

So, magic. Got it.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 04:30

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Mentos

How do they work?

# ? Jul 22, 2018 04:45

Kangaroo Jerk: Jul 23, 2000

Blind Rasputin posted:

The mentos and coke interaction is not simply an acid base interaction, it is actually a subtle and highly complex organic reaction that we learn about in graduate organic chemistry as almost a prelude to understanding higher order electron spin state geometries. If you notice on all bottles of coke/Diet Coke there is a warning that they contain phenylketones. This warning has been a part of the label for several decades, every since an industrial accident in the 1930s, nearly thirty years after the beverages� invention. To put it simply, Phenylketones and the organic proteins in mentos combine to create a complex and unstable electron-proton spin duplex throughout the fluid, propagated by the carbonation, that when they finally breakdown release massive amounts of energy. You can imagine then, if one bottle and a few mentos can cause such an explosion, how an industrial disaster could lead to inclusion of a small warning on all bottles for what�s now almost 100 years later.

This was a lot of work to just post an acrostic that spells "titty."

# ? Jul 22, 2018 05:17

Jeremy_X: Jul 27, 2006

Gumby posted:

This was a lot of work to just post an acrostic that spells "titty."

I may be alone in this but I honestly prefer boob/booby/boobies to to tit/titty/titties.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 05:59

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

I miss "cans".

# ? Jul 22, 2018 06:08

Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

Blind Rasputin posted:

The mentos and coke interaction is not simply an acid base interaction, it is actually a subtle and highly complex organic reaction that we learn about in graduate organic chemistry as almost a prelude to understanding higher order electron spin state geometries. If you notice on all bottles of coke/Diet Coke there is a warning that they contain phenylketones. This warning has been a part of the label for several decades, every since an industrial accident in the 1930s, nearly thirty years after the beverages’ invention. To put it simply, Phenylketones and the organic proteins in mentos combine to create a complex and unstable electron-proton spin duplex throughout the fluid, propagated by the carbonation, that when they finally breakdown release massive amounts of energy. You can imagine then, if one bottle and a few mentos can cause such an explosion, how an industrial disaster could lead to inclusion of a small warning on all bottles for what’s now almost 100 years later.

Look at this nerd trying to explain to us why coke vomits when it touches mentos

# ? Jul 22, 2018 06:17

Ben Carsons Ghost: Oct 27, 2007

throw to first drat IT posted:

# ? Jul 22, 2018 06:25

Jeremy_X: Jul 27, 2006

Haschel Cedricson posted:

I miss "cans".

That's a good one too, it's classy. Never been fond of gams though which usually accompanies cans.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 06:47

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jeremy_X posted:

I may be alone in this but I honestly prefer boob/booby/boobies to to tit/titty/titties.

Hey gently caress you too buddy

# ? Jul 22, 2018 06:48

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

I knew a guy who sincerely and exclusively called them "knockers" and it grossed me out every time.

Just call them chest blobs like a civilized person please.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 07:13

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Jamesman posted:

I knew a guy who sincerely and exclusively called them "knockers" and it grossed me out every time.

Just call them chest blobs like a civilized person please.

Chesticles

# ? Jul 22, 2018 07:33

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

First Tube posted:

Its nucleation. I have no idea what your graduate organic chemistry class was referencing.

Shut up idiot and quit tryna make poo poo up

Nuclear coke jeeze

# ? Jul 22, 2018 07:37

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Jamesman posted:

knockers

# ? Jul 22, 2018 07:43

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
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in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
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sending smoking
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skipping into the fog

Cans - boobs
Can - butt

We may be tit men or rear end men, but at the end of the day, we are all men of the Can

# ? Jul 22, 2018 07:47

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Gumby posted:

This was a lot of work to just post an acrostic that spells "titty."

Now I get it, nice

# ? Jul 22, 2018 10:50

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the worst slang term for a sexual organ is "gash". so loving gross

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:21

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Randaconda posted:

the worst slang term for a sexual organ is "gash". so loving gross

Still a step above "clunge" for me.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:32

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

minge

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:37

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

It's bad for a different reason but I always cringe when I hear someone say "vajayjay".

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:41

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Minge,farse,gorillas armpit,greasebox,grey flannel,growler,badger,gunt,cock porridge,grassy knoll,venus pie trap.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:42

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Stink-Slot.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:47

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Pink ham sandwich.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:51

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Splendid posted:

Still a step above "clunge" for me.

I hadn't heard that before.

Gross.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 11:56

nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

Uh

I dated a literal nurse who referred to male and female parts as pecker and cooter respectively.

Not jokingly, either. Those were the words she used. In the 2000's.

You know how sincerely un-sexy that is? Let me suck that pecker. Put it in my cooter.

I only bolded literal nurse because up until meeting her I'd have put money on a bet that someone who went through any form of real medical training would at the very least refer to them as penis and vagina.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 12:23

Jeremy_X: Jul 27, 2006

titties posted:

Hey gently caress you too buddy

Nothing personal, boobies is just more fun to say.

Captain Splendid posted:

Still a step above "clunge" for me.

That sounds like a term that a plumber would make up to bilk a customer.

"I straightened out your ball cock, greased your flanges, nipples, and gaskets, then I scraped and flushed out your clunge. That'll be $1500."

# ? Jul 22, 2018 12:24

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Jeremy_X posted:

That sounds like a term that a plumber would make up to bilk a customer.

"I straightened out your ball cock, greased your flanges, nipples, and gaskets, then I scraped and flushed out your clunge. That'll be $1500."

$1500 for all that is a goddamn steal, gimme their number.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 12:26

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jul 22, 2018 12:29

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