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I don't know about you, but japanese fantasy art for this is the best, Akira gremlin Tyrion, animu knightsu Jon Tsunoo, and sekushii mcmanga Cersei all own.
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Robbuh-kun is so kawaiiiiii~~~ 
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Oberst posted:As much as I'd love for Benjen to be Coldhands, he's probably not. We'll never see him again just like the other weird stuff from early in GoT (Tyrion's acrobatics) because GURM forgot he needs a more spergy editor also - someone pointed out Bloodraven warging into things in the North. So that's who the guy in the tree is? I can accept it, but why? The more the series goes on, the more important the Targaryans become.
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Jun 6, 2013 06:09
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Every time my hate starts to waver, I just think "Oh hey, Terry Pratchett is dying of Alzheimer's Disease and still manages to write" and my hate is born anew.
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Jun 6, 2013 06:16
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Hearing GURM say on Conan that TWOW was going to be 1500 pages made me cry. Luckily then he said that the show has him writing really fast now so I got a good laugh.
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Jun 6, 2013 06:17
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Does he mean 1500 pages of Manuscript or Holy poo poo in published form this is longer then Lord of the Rings?
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Jun 6, 2013 06:22
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stawk Archer posted:he needs an editor
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Jota posted:Hearing GURM say on Conan that TWOW was going to be 1500 pages made me cry. v Benjen knows Jon's true heritage because he fathered Jon through Ashara Dayne. Lyanna's son was Hodor. Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Jun 6, 2013 |
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Jun 6, 2013 06:28
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Contra Calculus posted:I don't remember Benjen being described similarly to Cold Hands in appearance, but all corpses probably look a lot alike after a while. yeah see, we keep waiting to find Benjen, so when some mystery dude shows up in a black cloak... you assume he might have to do with the missing dued.. but.. man... gently caress GRRM. I need some closure on Benjen! I always assumed he knew the truth about Jon. Speaking of GRRM - I used to get angry because he is doing all this editing and writing for other books.. but i guess I just realized, he isn't doing poo poo. There is no way in hell he is editing books, they just slap his name on the book, and pay him some money. Can't believe it took me this long to figure this out. rypakal posted:I'm doing my first re-read of the series, and my first non-audiobook reading. Came across an early question. How is Robert going to make Jamie Warden of the East if Jamie is in the Kingsguard? Is he going to kick him out? That seemed like a really shameful thing when they did it Barristan just an internal inconsistency, nothing to see here. move along. ( Tyrion backflips off the railing ) kcroy fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jun 6, 2013 |
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Jun 6, 2013 06:30
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Jota posted:Hearing GURM say on Conan that TWOW was going to be 1500 pages made me cry. I'm actually glad he said that, it gives me hope that TWOW will be out before the show catches up.
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Jun 6, 2013 07:12
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Oberst posted:As much as I'd love for Benjen to be Coldhands, he's probably not. We'll never see him again just like the other weird stuff from early in GoT (Tyrion's acrobatics) because GURM forgot Tyrion's acrobatics returned a little in ADWD, not to the extent of flipping around, probably because someone reminded him about them. Other than the huge points, I don't see the TV show discounting much of the unwritten stuff GRRM will do with the show. He seems to strike me as the kind of person that will change things to differentiate from the adaptation.
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Jun 6, 2013 07:24
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Theres a theory somewhere online that Benjen is ~*~Daario~*~, I chuckled.
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Jun 6, 2013 07:24
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Timeline reminder: Benjen disappears. Syrio Forel disappears. Jaqen H'ghar disappears. Daario~ woos Dany.
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Smiling Jack posted:Every time my hate starts to waver, I just think "Oh hey, Terry Pratchett is dying of Alzheimer's Disease and still manages to write" and my hate is born anew. Goddamn it, don't bring Terry into this you prick 
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Azure_Horizon posted:I'm actually glad he said that, it gives me hope that TWOW will be out before the show catches up. Meanwhile, back at the wall....
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rypakal posted:I'm doing my first re-read of the series, and my first non-audiobook reading. Came across an early question. How is Robert going to make Jamie Warden of the East if Jamie is in the Kingsguard? Is he going to kick him out? That seemed like a really shameful thing when they did it Barristan It's just a military position which doesn't seem to require a landed title or anything, despite traditionally being associated with the Arryns.
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Jun 6, 2013 12:58
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Jota posted:Hearing GURM say on Conan that TWOW was going to be 1500 pages made me cry. Jesus Christ, no.  Goddamn your eyes, GRRM, edit for succinctness you bastard!It's expanded to be a septology already and he's still somehow making books big enough they would have been split into three books by publishered not too long ago. That fucker, what the hell is there to even write at this point...
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Jun 6, 2013 13:42
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:That fucker, what the hell is there to even write at this point... Clearly, you don't even understand how much there is to say about lemoncakes and making GBS threads yourself.
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Jun 6, 2013 13:56
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Jota posted:Hearing GURM say on Conan that TWOW was going to be 1500 pages made me cry. I don't mind as long as stuff actually happens, I mean what a loving concept you fat haughty piece of poo poo. I'm so tired of that vainglorious rear end in a top hat going on about what a great writer he is for killing characters when he only does it out of laziness, and no one buys into his bullshit when he randomly does stab someone anymore because we all know just how loving lazy this man is At least finally someone called him a sick bastard to his face. nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Jun 6, 2013 |
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Jun 6, 2013 14:14
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nuncle jimbo posted:At least finally someone called him a sick bastard to his face. Go on  Just picked up the 3rd Expanse book to be released since ADWD, at least Ty Franck* can finish a book. *It actually says he is Gurm's assistant, but alas, not somebody who the fat sicko takes any assistance from.
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WeAreTheRomans posted:Clearly, you don't even understand how much there is to say about lemoncakes and making GBS threads yourself. Dat prose. 
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Jun 6, 2013 14:39
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Huh. I actually kinda dig this interpretation of Cersei.
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Jun 6, 2013 14:47
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1,500 pages? Maybe he could just split this one into two book-- oh poo poo.
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Jun 6, 2013 14:48
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poo poo writes itself now. 1500 page book? Pshaw! 700 pages of that is food descriptions. 200 more is just repeated phrases and sexy chat, and then the rest is some disconnected, lazy plot movements. Easy as lemoncakes.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:But at the same time, it remains to be seen. I remember when season two rolled around and the Reed kids weren't cast or announced at all, we all went "well, guess Jojen's green dreams don't mean gently caress all, eh?" but now they're in the show. So some of it is for sure GRRM saying certain people don't go anywhere, but part of it also is just them being efficent writers. You have a point there. But it looks like the show runners are fiddling with the time line for the purpose of ironing things out. And we still don't have Strong Belwas
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Jun 6, 2013 15:25
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There's going to be at least one chapter that's just the word "lemoncake" repeated over and over.
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Jun 6, 2013 15:41
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Jun 6, 2013 15:44
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So if writing's so easy, how's A Clash of Kinks coming? 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Timeline reminder: Ric Flair should woo Dany.
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my cat is norris posted:So if writing's so easy, how's A Clash of Kinks coming? I can only write what I know so I'm still looking for a snowed-out vampire to inspire me.
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my cat is norris posted:Huh. I actually kinda dig this interpretation of Cersei. Wait, that's not Melisandrarararrrrlhor? FrozenVent posted:There's going to be at least one chapter that's just the word "lemoncake" repeated over and over. Do not discount the use of the word "Hodor", either.
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my cat is norris posted:So if writing's so easy, how's A Clash of Kinks coming? I am hard at work not-writing my chapter.
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All I want out of TWOW is either a Jaime and Brienne shameful sex scene or at least several more shameful boners. That's about the only plot point I'm interested in at this point. Zombie Jon can go all Fantasy Jesus (tm) on the Others while continuing to know nothing and doinking the MILF priestess, Dany can come over and burn down Westeros while getting head from Daario, Bran can also be super tree mechazord or whatever, Cat and Arya can go all Kill Bill on the Freys and Boltons, and Tyrion can continue being a big loving goon babbling about where crossbow thrums and whores go. I just want more Jaime feeling shame and arousal, dammit! Is that too much to ask?
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Jun 6, 2013 17:04
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What he means is he's going to write 40 pages in size 100 font.
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Jun 6, 2013 17:07
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Odds on Jaime dying in the beginning of TWOW? It seems inevitable with Brienne dragging him along to catch up with Catelyn.
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http://www.avclub.com/articles/nikolaj-costerwaldau-aka-jaime-lannister-talks-his,98673/ Interview with Coster-Waldau
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Odds on Jaime dying in the beginning of TWOW? It seems inevitable with Brienne dragging him along to catch up with Catelyn. Then a shameful boner while doing the hanged man's dance at least? Christ, even that would satisfy me.
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Jun 6, 2013 17:12
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Worst thread is melting down again. Someone foreshadowed that "The North Remembers" after the Red Wedding. 
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Is TVIV capable of doing anything else aside from melting down? That's been my entire experience with them from the beginning. gently caress, at least GBS has some loving threshold for dipshittery.
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The Dave posted:Is this the first television show to follow a series of books? I just haven't encountered this situation before in my experience with shows, and it does get a annoying here and there. Beating a dead horse but a good chunk of book readers are on a high horse about knowing what happens. None of the show watchers give a poo poo when something happens in a book or how it's different in a book, and if they do they'll search that out. clearly.
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