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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Sir Lemming posted:

I feel bad for laughing (well, chuckling really) at this one, but it's bound to happen with a band name like Yes:



It sounds like they're assuring you "no, really, he died".

Or conversely, a grim prophecy being issued a few years ago.

Lionel Hutz has opinions on prog rock.

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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

This is humanity’s punishment for making fun of furries.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Vordt of the Uncanny Valley.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/BrianChapman123/status/1530248378948255744?t=8z4T9mrg8klNexdJD4F0HQ&s=19

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



This proves that Jessica Fletcher really was a bloodthirsty bastard

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/ohtheiron_e/status/1530358421702201351?s=21&t=Q4ilxLppcEhL9XyxTHMyDQ

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Need to generate more memorials

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1530023546776236032

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I am not American and know almost nothing about the place, but somehow, being from Cleveland makes the character weirdly sinister.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Double posting for a take so bad I snorted water out of my nose.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not :australia: I looked him up and he was in charge of immigration (read: putting people in cages off Australia) so I can confirm that he is in fact a cop.
:acab:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lady Disdain posted:

I am not American and know almost nothing about the place, but somehow, being from Cleveland makes the character weirdly sinister.

That's why John's from cincinatti

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

He's the new opposition leader here after the last hate machine lost. He's one of the worst people in Australia and Murdoch media is trying to polish that turd into something loveable. Every single breath that man takes is actively making the world worse.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Peter Dutton seeks to recast his image as Tanya Plibersek apologises for likening him to Voldemort
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/peter-dutton-recast-image-tanya-plibersek-voldemort-comment/101100708

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Croccers posted:

Peter Dutton seeks to recast his image as Tanya Plibersek apologises for likening him to Voldemort
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/peter-dutton-recast-image-tanya-plibersek-voldemort-comment/101100708


The current PM has glasses reminiscent of Harry Potter too. If things track the way they're going there will be a not insignificant number of people casting their vote based on that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Croccers posted:

Peter Dutton seeks to recast his image as Tanya Plibersek apologises for likening him to Voldemort
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/peter-dutton-recast-image-tanya-plibersek-voldemort-comment/101100708


Dude looks more like Voldemort than Ralph Fiennes does.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Platystemon posted:

Dude looks more like Voldemort than Ralph Fiennes does.

Checks out.


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If you're looking to get away from looking like Voldemort how about not keeping the look?
I'd have so much more respect for this villainous motherfucker if he started promoting himself as 'looking like Lex Luthor'

See also that secretary Murphy Brown had who was oblivious to his Hitler look.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


By popular demand posted:

If you're looking to get away from looking like Voldemort how about not keeping the look?
How?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some hair, getting off the business suit.
Even if he grew a goatee he'd look like a more mature villain.

gently caress it, why not just go with face tattoos.
It's a new millennium and we demand better looking marauders.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Croccers posted:

Peter Dutton seeks to recast his image as Tanya Plibersek apologises for likening him to Voldemort
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/peter-dutton-recast-image-tanya-plibersek-voldemort-comment/101100708


ah the old Tim Pawlenty

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022

By popular demand posted:

gently caress it, why not just go with face tattoos.
It's a new millennium and we demand better looking marauders.

I long for a future of successful politicians absolutely covered in ink and piercings and cybernetic prostheses

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
Once you see him the same way I do you will never unsee it,
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/dELwPsf.png?1 :nws:
I could not think of a better candidate to visually represent what our Liberal Party are.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ObserverUK/status/1530628613195763712

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is he aware that he can't actually turn back time and make the British public forget all the bullshit he's responsible for?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Wait, is Peter Dutton the "I have opened my closet. Now the skeletons are gone. There are no more skeletons." guy, or is that a different queensland cop who became a fascist politician?

Don't look up what incident this was in reference to if you don't want to be incredibly saddened and angry

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Wait, is Peter Dutton the "I have opened my closet. Now the skeletons are gone. There are no more skeletons." guy, or is that a different queensland cop who became a fascist politician?

Don't look up what incident this was in reference to if you don't want to be incredibly saddened and angry

He wasn't involved in Pinkenba no.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I think you're thinking of One Nation's Mark Ellis.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Croccers posted:

Peter Dutton seeks to recast his image as Tanya Plibersek apologises for likening him to Voldemort
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/peter-dutton-recast-image-tanya-plibersek-voldemort-comment/101100708


Voldemort or not, that is a homely rear end man. Good god

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Rocky Horror producer faces real life horror rock looming over his home


https://twitter.com/QudachAU/status/1530845723532607489

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

quote:

A immense boulder perched atop a 20-metre cliff could topple astatine immoderate clip and autumn onto his Northern Beaches home, sidesplitting anyone inside, a tribunal was told this week.

I see why he's upset

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I dunno what's going on with that tweet, here is the real article:

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/rocky-horror-producer-faces-real-life-horror-rock-looming-over-his-home-20220525-p5aoki.html

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


There are news sites now that to avoid getting hit for plagiarism, use an AI to run the article through a thesaurus and replace just enough words to be considered original. The problem is the AIs are not that good so the story usually doesn't make sense after a few sentences.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
It's refreshing to see houses on the northern beaches becoming unliveable for reasons other than falling into the sea.

Seriously, though:

quote:

The range of solutions include removing the boulder, removing the part which overhangs the cliff, bolting and meshing it, and installing a pole to support it, with costs between $264,500 and $683,500.

A quarter of a million dollars to remove a boulder ?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Lady Disdain posted:

It's refreshing to see houses on the northern beaches becoming unliveable for reasons other than falling into the sea.

Seriously, though:

A quarter of a million dollars to remove a boulder ?
Maybe it's one of those large boulders the size of a small boulder and part of the cost is collapsing the waveform

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Are they heli-lifting the boulder?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Just throw some dynamite on it, turn it into several small boulders the size of some small boulders. Should be cheaper to move that way.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

coldpudding posted:

Once you see him the same way I do you will never unsee it,
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/dELwPsf.png?1 :nws:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Croccers posted:

Peter Dutton seeks to recast his image as Tanya Plibersek apologises for likening him to Voldemort
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/peter-dutton-recast-image-tanya-plibersek-voldemort-comment/101100708


You cant fool me, that's just Elon Musk without the hairplugs

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Croccers posted:

Peter Dutton seeks to recast his image as Tanya Plibersek apologises for likening him to Voldemort
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-26/peter-dutton-recast-image-tanya-plibersek-voldemort-comment/101100708


Everything I ever heard about Michael Berryman said he was a really nice guy, just a sweetheart. I guess Australia got the reverse of the coin.

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