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Coffee And Pie posted:White House Down should've gotten the sequel. It still should. The plot should be that "totally not trump" go elected after Jamie Foxx, and through being a huge jackass some big political event,where former president jamie foxx was present, got attacked by terrorist. And now Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum have to team up again to save totally not trump from his own stupidity. Complete with a scene where Channing Tatum starts reading his tweets "When I'm in the White House, security won't be so lax that a few terrorists can embarrass the most powerful government in the world".
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Snak posted:It still should. The plot should be that "totally not trump" go elected after Jamie Foxx, and through being a huge jackass some big political event,where former president jamie foxx was present, got attacked by terrorist. And now Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum have to team up again to save totally not trump from his own stupidity. I was thinking more a comedy where Channing Tatum continually tries and fails to get not-Trump killed, like a Baby's Day Out type deal.
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There just has to be a scene with Stephen Miller stomping the fire out on Steve Bannon's crotchCoffee And Pie posted:@sounds biphobic but okay Hey, I'm straight, but I wouldn't say no to a cuddle if it's the right guy. Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jun 12, 2017 |
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Jun 12, 2017 02:45
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That's called gay. These men are gay.
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Jun 12, 2017 02:59
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In which Griffin McElroy eats a banana.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:01
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:That's called gay. These men are gay. Yeah. lol. I mean, I've seen this stuff, but it's usually one person who does it to the other. Like in a "joking" way.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:03
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I got bro-kissed once. It's amazing how guys will contort themselves around the boundaries of harsh, unforgiving masculinity. Also, it's really sad. edit: turning your hat backwards makes it easier to smooch. bro.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:04
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Look sometimes straight guys need straight j.o. buddies to kiss no homo
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Jun 12, 2017 03:07
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I was in a hot tub last night conversating about the Kinsey scale, I talked about how I was a 1.5, my friend insisted I'm just a closeted 3, it was a good time, we got rip-roaring drunk, this one lady in a wonder woman bikini started talking about how awesome butt plugs are. Here's my updated ranking of Ring/Grudge/Japanese Ghost Girl movies: 1) The Ring Virus is still king 2) Gakko no Kaidan G 3) Ju-on: The Curse 4) Ringu: Kanzenban --- bare minimum threshold of quality --- 5) Ringu 2 6) Ringu 7) Rasen
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Jun 12, 2017 03:15
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I hugged my buddy after Alien Covenant because it was so good and I was so drunk and I was glad I didn't see it alone because I'm kinda  right now. Well, I'm better now, but things are a bit iffy. Grief, loneliness, parents being far away kinda hit all at once.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:18
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I'm gay af
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Jun 12, 2017 03:19
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Being platonically intimate with male friends is homosociality, but once you're kissing and frotting, you need to let go of your culturally ingrained self-hatred imo.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:19
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Look sometimes straight guys need straight j.o. buddies to kiss no homo Tim Allen literally has a bit in his 90's stand-up about how great it'd be if guys could give each other blow jobs.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:21
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Snuggling is cool.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:22
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I like when doggies snuggle.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:23
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It's not gay unless the testicles touch.
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Jun 12, 2017 03:24
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For some reason, now I'm thinking about K-PAX
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Jun 12, 2017 03:24
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Eh, as long as the aren't saying they're not gay because of homophobia, I think Bros should be able to define their sexuality however they want like without being told they're wrong
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Jun 12, 2017 03:24
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Everyone knows only the bottom is actually gay.
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K. Waste posted:I was in a hot tub last night conversating about the Kinsey scale, I talked about how I was a 1.5, my friend insisted I'm just a closeted 3, it was a good time, we got rip-roaring drunk, this one lady in a wonder woman bikini started talking about how awesome butt plugs are. did u plug her butt
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Being platonically intimate with male friends is homosociality, but once you're kissing and frotting, you need to let go of your culturally ingrained self-hatred imo. Within the context of US/western society sure. In some cultures homosexual contact is literally universal (usually oral) or nearly so and it raises sticky questions to discuss whether everyone in such a society is "gay". Western LGBT rights movements have really drawn a hard line that sexual orientation is not a choice or social product. I think that's wrong and also ceding the terms of the debate to homophobes (it's unnatural should be met with "who gives a poo poo that's not a real thing" not with a desperate quest to prove it's totally for sure natural). Like, if I was born with straight genes or whatever and wanna suck a dick that's still ok. Hell, it's good
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:did u plug her butt Nah, she had a husband who was also present. Just a frank but friendly conversation about butt plugs and anal play. And the way the conversation was going, she woulda been doin' the pluggin'
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ytotd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNUCkCmiTg
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Jun 12, 2017 03:42
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Tenzarin posted:gently caress if I know what they call their language. :|
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Skwirl posted:Tim Allen literally has a bit in his 90's stand-up about how great it'd be if guys could give each other blow jobs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
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asmr of the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAYRaGY6vm8 runner up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuwbcMRmB4I
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:The Dan Bell where he films a K Marts liquidation sale over three months is pretty cool I've been watching him and the Retail Archeology pretty much all day. This poo poo I'd fascinating. Dan Bell is better quality, but Retail Archeology is local. MetroCenter Mall used to be such a great mall back when I was a kid, it sucks to see it fall on hard times.
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Skwirl posted:Tim Allen literally has a bit in his 90's stand-up about how great it'd be if guys could give each other blow jobs. Arooo?
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Jun 12, 2017 04:45
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I think ASMR bids are pleasant enough but I don't get the purported tingly sensation, even with $500 headphones.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Real quick you guys, should I rewatch: Blacula. HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:That's called gay. These men are gay. I'd say it's more likely that they're closeted bisexuals. Unless they say "No homo." afterwards. Skwirl posted:Tim Allen literally has a bit in his 90's stand-up about how great it'd be if guys could give each other blow jobs. They can. I have proof!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Real quick you guys, should I rewatch: The Raid. The best part of election year is the guy covered in blood yelling about being the fittest.
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Tenzarin posted:The Raid. The best part of election year is the guy covered in blood yelling about being the fittest. He was pretty swole.
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Josh Lyman posted:I think ASMR bids are pleasant enough but I don't get the purported tingly sensation, even with $500 headphones. You're supposed to jerk off to it dude
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married but discreet posted:You're supposed to jerk off to it dude
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Jun 12, 2017 05:53
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lol if I wanna kiss a hot guy I'll kiss a hot guy you can't stop me anymore dad
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Josh Lyman posted:I think ASMR bids are pleasant enough but I don't get the purported tingly sensation, even with $500 headphones. It really is like, a "you have it or you don't" thing.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:It really is like, a "you have it or you don't" thing. Like Morgellons.
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