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Consummate Professional posted:Don't go it's a trap  "Hello, I'm Mr. Ed Balls" A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed Balls. Go right to the source and ask the horse He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. He's always on a steady course. Talk to Mr. Ed Balls. People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Mister Ed Balls will never speak unless he has something to say. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse? Well listen to this. I am Mister Ed Balls.
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Fullhouse posted:when oozeman was talking about liberty in healthcare he meant the liberty to die of sewage-lung if you so chose yeah shes deffo bonin america
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Intel&Sebastian posted:You don't sit on someones couch like that unless you're boning them She's too old for him.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:You don't sit on someones couch like that unless you're boning them excuse me sir but the president is a family man who would never cheat on his wife, ivanka
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Mariana Horchata posted:carry the water 
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Fullhouse posted:when oozeman was talking about liberty in healthcare he meant the liberty to die of sewage-lung if you so chose i remember having a serious fever lying in bed at home hearing macklemore from some event outside and it motivated me to go to the doctor and not die listening to macklemore i remember this distinctly
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Intel&Sebastian posted:You don't sit on someones couch like that unless you're boning them its americas couch and youre right shes loving us to death
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:this is not my beautiful wife is it your beautiful house??
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Intel&Sebastian posted:You don't sit on someones couch like that unless you're boning them meant to reply to this one but w/e
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Nichael posted:excuse me sir but the president is a family man who would never cheat on his ceremonial wife, ivana
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Intel&Sebastian posted:You don't sit on someones couch like that unless you're boning them ive seen some women do that when the floor is super gross i just presume she knows what trump does in there
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Baloogan posted:i remember having a serious fever lying in bed at home hearing macklemore from some event outside and it motivated me to go to the doctor and not die listening to macklemore B U L L S H IT you dont remember a fukken thing you drunk duck!!! TRUMP
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:this is not my beautiful wife then one day the twister comes here comes the twister~ Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ Ｔｈｅ Ｓｕｃｋ Ｚｏｎｅ
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Coolguye posted:ive seen some women do that when the floor is super gross youd think shed know he does it on the couch
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Fullhouse posted:if Warren doesn't kill and eat Donald Trump live on CSPAN I'm gonna have to vote for the racist baseball man who scammed the 5th place dem primary candidate out of his state's money to make a video game trailer If I was running against Warren, I'd do it on a "Elizabeth Warren doesn't care about the people of Massachusetts, she only cares about raising her own profile and hanging out with Washington insiders" platform. I don't know how effective that would be, but hey I didn't think you could win a republican primary being against free trade either.
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Coolguye posted:ive seen some women do that when the floor is super gross he has 💯 jerked off in the oval office by now. maybe into an american flag, maybe across the presidential seal
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Mariana Horchata posted:then one day the twister comes
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McGlockenshire posted:somehow this seems appropriate for the thread hows he cooking the turkey, want some good turkey tips from lawless jones
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Al! posted:he has 💯 jerked off in the oval office by now. maybe into an american flag, maybe across the presidential seal he ate some asparagus and drank some gatorade and did something more fitting if you smell what the bebop is cookin
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Al! posted:he has 💯 jerked off in the oval office by now. maybe into an american flag, maybe across the presidential seal  dude pls keep ur DJT jerkoff fantasies to urself pls
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Al! posted:he has 💯 jerked off in the oval office by now. maybe into an american flag, maybe across the presidential seal lol hes pissed obama's bed. literally. obamas bed
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holy moly  The Nastier Nate posted:If I was running against Warren, I'd do it on a "Elizabeth Warren doesn't care about the people of Massachusetts, she only cares about raising her own profile and hanging out with Washington insiders" platform.
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McGlockenshire posted:somehow this seems appropriate for the thread turning the freakin turkeys gay
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Mariana Horchata posted:then one day the twister comes twisters suck wait
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The Nastier Nate posted:If I was running against Warren, I'd do it on a "Elizabeth Warren doesn't care about the people of Massachusetts, she only cares about raising her own profile and hanging out with Washington insiders" platform. this would probably work but schilling isn't gonna be the man to do it
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Baloogan posted:lol
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Al! posted:he has 💯 jerked off in the oval office by now. maybe into an american flag, maybe across the presidential seal can we please dispel the notion that donald trump has a functional dong
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Especially when some official meeting is going down, that's just straight up "I know he won't yell at me or he won't get his afternoon Ol' Fashioned" poo poo.
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Coolguye posted:twisters suck 
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Mariana Horchata posted:no it's japanese and now u only have one lifeline left Lastgirl F I S H M A N S
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Squizzle posted:hows he cooking the turkey, want some good turkey tips from lawless jones 
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murked by dragon posted:can we please dispel the notion that donald trump has a functional dong he is functionally a dong
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Vertical Lime posted:alex jones is some sort of national treasure this dude knows the score
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Fullhouse posted:this would probably work but schilling isn't gonna be the man to do it Schilling won't but the millions of Massachusetts voters who wake up on election day and decide they don't have to vote since everyone else is certainly going to will.
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Consummate Professional posted:Don't go it's a trap i was innocent for a while until i figured out why it was funny i forgot to put on the racism glasses 
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murked by dragon posted:can we please dispel the notion that donald trump has a functional dong
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Lastgirl posted:F I S H M A N S Yes. but which track?
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