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A 12 year old on the verge of a tantrum trapped in a mans body. You become 50% stupider instantly if you ever engage this person or the people like him in conversation. We can only hope this guys short term public attention was grated to him by the Make A Wish Foundation.
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His music is actually pretty bad.
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Jun 17, 2022 12:06
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The small ones can talk?!
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quote:Trump belittled Pence with vulgar taunts in bed to overturn election results 
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Something about that sentence sounds weird, other than the obvious I mean. Like the rhythm is off. Makes me think of a mnemonic device. "Aw geez, Neptune's moons. How does it go again...? 'Trump Belittled Pence With Vulgar Taunts In Bed To Overturn Election Results'."
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Jun 17, 2022 14:04
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Misspellings in headlines that completely change the meaning are forgiveable.
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Jun 17, 2022 14:30
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pence all gosh quit horsin around
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Jun 17, 2022 14:37
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Jun 17, 2022 15:05
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Imagine being so unlucky
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1537754907603873795?t=IY1FfXUTNVVeia7pra8GxA&s=19 if there's one thing I must make clear it's that my three ex-wives did not leave me because of my inadequate lovemaking, it was everything else
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Clarification: I suck as a person in most every way, no need to pry into my bedroom. NO NEED.
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Jun 17, 2022 15:33
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im sure theres a man who is in aggretate duller i have preemptively shut my monitor off
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Xun posted:The small ones can talk?! Oh yeah, and they have the creakiest little voices  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcWA_RNl1s
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By popular demand posted:Clarification: I suck as a person in most every way, no need to pry into my bedroom. NO NEED. If you read the article he's actually not at all dull. He runs a print shop that makes comedy calendars about extremely mundane things, like benches or one footballer's calves.
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Xun posted:The small ones can talk?!
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That's genuinely a great article, and the man sounds really fun.quote:Demand rocketed for the calendar. We had initially printed 100 copies – soon we were selling to people around the world. In 2004, I was approached by a publisher and wrote Roundabouts of Great Britain, which sold 20,000 copies on its first run, then Roundabouts from the Air Ish in 2005, called that because I took the photos from bridges and the tops of trees.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/emmaluck22/status/1537195403421945856?s=20&t=V-g55N0Z2gdIkRZHztZH-g Make the ocean great again.
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Unfortunately we will never know what this Secoundinius did to deserve this legacy, maybe he took a dump on the dinner table, maybe he had sex with someone's wife.
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The article can't make up its mind: this orgy was consensual but said to "denigrate women", so was the denigration healthy or not? We demand to know!
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Somewhere, Jay Leno is getting very excited to tell someone about this headline.
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By popular demand posted:Unfortunately we will never know what this Secoundinius did to deserve this legacy, maybe he took a dump on the dinner table, maybe he had sex with someone's wife. As someone in another thread pointed out, the article says the inscription was determined to be Secundinius cacator, "Secundinius the shitter" So probably the first one you said
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Scanned through the whole article to find out nothing more than some rando from Spain who happened to upload his picture to Getty images, not much of a story here.
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Should probably put this here too. Some classic Australiana 
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And of course they live in one of the most expensive parts of California to boot. Just brilliant decision making all around
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Karma Comedian posted:Do you hear the phrase "anecdotal experience" often? Zulily Zoetrope posted:I mean people have said it to me, but I don’t think I should expand those instances into any kind of general statement.
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That's definitely not a knife
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And ironically, lost this year's Darwin Award competition in the process.
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Not saying that's not incredibly impressive, because it obviously is. But that is nothing like "massive" as far as salties go.
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