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Avocado Wolfe posted:"The reason the oceans are salty is to hold the water onto the Earth. If that didn't happen, the water would levitate right off the Earth and that would be the end of it."
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Henchman of Santa posted:Some gems from his Wikipedia page: uh arent tree mushrooms all poison? or does he mean in a rotting log?
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Dec 6, 2016 06:21
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Just in case you missed it: David Avocado Wolfe is insane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv4wRtURwZw
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Dec 6, 2016 06:35
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OH MY GOD that guy was the nudist on Mad Mad House! Had no idea he was that level of insane, too.
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Dec 6, 2016 07:37
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So Earth Mushrooms are baby Orcs from 40k. Gotcha.
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Dec 6, 2016 07:49
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I Wh What? I don't know how to even begin to parse that sentence 
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Dec 6, 2016 08:32
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The Saddest Rhino posted:10 commandments poo poo. At least he realizes he is a loving relic that will die out and describes himself as a neanderthal. Henchman of Santa posted:Mushrooms 
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Fathis Munk posted:At least he realizes he is a loving relic that will die out and describes himself as a neanderthal. Boy howdy though taking a look at his other books sure is a trip. This man is hardcore insecure in his own masculinity.
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Dec 6, 2016 09:17
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His goatee harbors ork embryos.
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Dec 6, 2016 09:31
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With the "petroleum in our children's food" bs they're probably conflating hydrocarbons in the body with industrial hydrocarbons - of course oranges contain them, everything organic does. Fats and Oils are chains of hydrocarbons, as are some amino acids so in some ways proteins can be thrown on that group too. THey're getting CH3(CH2)2COOH (Butyric acid) conflated with CH3CH2OH (Ethanol) and panicking thinking they're all the same thing as C4H8 (Butene) as well.
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Dec 6, 2016 11:08
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I deep fry all my food in Vasoline™. Fake edit: the mere thought that someone has actually done this is actually making me feel slightly nauseous.
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Dec 6, 2016 12:29
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In reality all the water we drink is just super potent dinosaur piss.
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Dec 6, 2016 12:47
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 Good ol' viking nationalism.
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1stGear posted:white-nationalist-not-white-supremacist This is the ephebophilia of racism.
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BigglesSWE posted:
I am conflicted about this. It's really racist but also makes fun of racism and anti immigration stuff (oh God, you got that from 9gag)
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Turns out Somalis are the most volkisch Data Graham has a new favorite as of 13:27 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Dec 6, 2016 13:24
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 they want to impose it on everyone else...
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Dec 6, 2016 13:37
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That last paragraph was written by a Christian with zero self-awareness.
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Dec 6, 2016 14:02
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Does anyone actually believe in the "war on christmas"? After all, this conservative fairy tale of "Liberals want to destroy christmas" has been going on for at least a decade or two, which never had existed outside of their own heads and the kind of creepy urban tales that conservatives whisper to each other beneath the christmas tree. Yet, even there is no substance to any of that, they still go on and on and on about it.
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Dec 6, 2016 14:07
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If the War on Christmas means I never have to loving hear Jingle Bell Rock or that loving awful Paul McCartney Christmas song ever again then please sign me up right now
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I'm sure people do but I doubt Ken Ham is one of them. This is his bread and butter, so he has to sell that narrative.
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Ibogaine posted:Does anyone actually believe in the "war on christmas"? Enough people believe all this poo poo for it not to matter if it's true or not (brexit/trump etc).
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goose willis posted:If the War on Christmas means I never have to loving hear Jingle Bell Rock or that loving awful Paul McCartney Christmas song ever again then please sign me up right now Those are bad, but nothing drives me as insane as Run Run Rudolph. I can't even pinpoint why, the second it starts I get slammed with a feeling of nausea and hate.
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Dec 6, 2016 14:25
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Jippa posted:Enough people believe all this poo poo for it not to matter if it's true or not (brexit/trump etc). You're probably right, but somehow I find it easier to accept that people would believe in some yet unproven future event, such as Jesus returning, Trump making America great again or Brexit leading to a rebirth of the British empire. Just like somebody who makes a bad choice might convince himself that the ultimate outcome will be good (I'll have one more chocolate but tomorrow I will start my diet and look like a movie star afterwards; Nothing bad will happen if I let my toddler play with a loaded handgun, etc.). But this war on christmas is so entirely mythical and yet you should be able to actually see it happening around you if it was real that it blows my mind. They might as well be convinced that there is a fire breathing dragon living in their front yard, and while there is naturally none, they heard so much hearsay about it that they convinced themselves that, yes, actually they DID see it with their own eyes on several occasions. Oh, and: Danaru posted:Those are bad, but nothing drives me as insane as Run Run Rudolph. I can't even pinpoint why, the second it starts I get slammed with a feeling of nausea and hate. George Michael's "Last Christmas" is an atrocity. It really makes me angry and nauseous.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9kvO2zL2E If it ain't Bruce on Christmas then I'm not having it.
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Dec 6, 2016 14:52
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Ibogaine posted:Does anyone actually believe in the "war on christmas"? That Joe Walsh guy (the ex-congressman, not the guitarist) is my favorite about it. Especially when he tweeted that Jesus would say Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays. Because Jesus was the type to say "Happy My Birthday."
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Dec 6, 2016 14:52
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This world sucks. Jesus seemed like a pretty cool dude, regardless of his status as divine or not. So of course people are gonna be lovely in his name.
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BigglesSWE posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9kvO2zL2E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ94M_XHarI My entire family hates it. I can't get enough of it. The best Christmas song you'll never hear in any American store. 
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Dec 6, 2016 15:05
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The only thing worse than this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjQzJAKxTrE is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w7jyVHocTk
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December 25th was the birthday of the Roman God of the Sun. "Nor is it [the Nativity] included in the feasts recognized by Tertullian (On Baptism, XIX), who, writing in the last years of the second century AD, admonished Christians not to partake in the Saturnalia, or gift-giving at the New Year or midwinter, or "an idol's birthday" when "every pomp of the devil is frequented" (On Idolatry, X)."
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Gorilla Salad posted:The only thing worse than this I forgot about that one. Agreed. It really is as horrible as https://youtu.be/E8gmARGvPlI (I know I shouldn't have sommented on it). Edit: I wonder which song is worse: "Do They Know It's Christmas Time" with Bono wailing quote:Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you Or "We Are The World" with quote:Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares Personally, I think "Do They Know" manages to be worse. Ibogaine has a new favorite as of 15:23 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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BioEnchanted posted:With the "petroleum in our children's food" bs they're probably conflating hydrocarbons in the body with industrial hydrocarbons - of course oranges contain them, everything organic does. Fats and Oils are chains of hydrocarbons, as are some amino acids so in some ways proteins can be thrown on that group too. THey're getting CH3(CH2)2COOH (Butyric acid) conflated with CH3CH2OH (Ethanol) and panicking thinking they're all the same thing as C4H8 (Butene) as well. I should have added this before but I decided to watch the video and the culprits that will give you childhood cancer are: -Pop tarts - corn syrup which causes sugar addiction such leads to childhood diabetes and liver liver -M&Ms - red, yellow and blue dyes which cause cancers -Fruit gummy candy - red dye causes cancers -Cheesies - orange dye - causes cancers and includes methyl benzoate -Teddy Graham's - contain TBHQ which gives you are rats stomach cancer and exacerbates anxiety and adhd
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"Santa Baby" is the worst loving Christmas song ever made, most are annoying, but that song is loving gross.
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Ibogaine posted:Does anyone actually believe in the "war on christmas"?
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goose willis posted:If the War on Christmas means I never have to loving hear Jingle Bell Rock or that loving awful Paul McCartney Christmas song ever again then please sign me up right now Agreeing here. Christmas music is the same ugly genre of lovely music, done in the same bad taste by different assholes every year.
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Sounds like y'all a bunch of sad sack grinches! You just need some Christmas Cheer in your spines!
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Goosed it. posted:I should have added this before but I decided to watch the video and the culprits that will give you childhood cancer are: Corn syrup fear is one of the most ridiculous myths of the modern day that seems really legitimate until you actually open a book.
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Goosed it. posted:
What kind of horrible monster demonizes Teddy Grahams?? Elblanco posted:"Santa Baby" is the worst loving Christmas song ever made, most are annoying, but that song is loving gross. When I worked retail last December our store's playlist had two versions of this song. One with the exaggerated sexy voice turned to 11 and another one actually sung by a guy, which was pretty funny the first time. Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 17:49 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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We can look back at product packaging from the 1900s (where everything had to be technologically advanced and miraculous) or the 1940s (where everything had to be "nourishing" and "wholesome") and laugh, but sooner or later our modern fetish for every single product having to have the word "natural" or "*-free" on it will look just as goofy to the researchers of the future. (if any)
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chitoryu12 posted:Corn syrup fear is one of the most ridiculous myths of the modern day that seems really legitimate until you actually open a book. Yeah, it's not any worse than other forms of sugar really at the end of the day. Though I do find myself wondering how corn of all things specifically became the major Big AG lobbyist power out of all the crops available.
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