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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?




"Once you go Persian" ...you lose your aversion?

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



More than (a) diversion
True love will burgeon
Something something immersion

...alright, it's more difficult than I thought

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
...you won't want diversion?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Click the tweet to see the full image you dingbats

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Once in Iran, no need to run:wink:

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


zakharov posted:

Click the tweet to see the full image you dingbats

Or "right click -> open image in new tab" if you don't want to load up twitter.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Go persian! Meow!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Go persian! Meow!
That's right!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

All the cool kids go Perrserker.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


First Iran for you, that's it.:love:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

"Help me overturn the election Horse Fucker or I won't wear the Bojack mask in the bedroom"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



They meant ate as in past tense right? That Jupiter ate other planets. Right?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


He takes after his dad.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

rodbeard posted:

He takes after his dad.

Yeah, apparently they found a bunch of what appear to the remains of "baby planets"--planetoid type formations that weren't quite fully developed into the real deal, that Jupiter gobbled up to make itself grow. Cronus would be a better fit, but they were only one character off.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

:vince:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

christmas boots posted:

Yeah, apparently they found a bunch of what appear to the remains of "baby planets"--planetoid type formations that weren't quite fully developed into the real deal, that Jupiter gobbled up to make itself grow. Cronus would be a better fit, but they were only one character off.

Jupiter also might be protecting the rest of the solar system from major asteroid impacts by drawing them in with its gravity well.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ghost Leviathan posted:

Jupiter also might be protecting the rest of the solar system from major asteroid impacts by drawing them in with its gravity well.

Sorry to hear your mom's out of a job

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sorry to hear your mom's out of a job

By Jove!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Jupiter also might be protecting the rest of the solar system from major asteroid impacts by drawing them in with its gravity well.

Nah it’s disrupting the orbits of otherwise stable rocks and committing stochastic terrorism on the inner planets.

https://academic.oup.com/astrogeo/article/51/6/6.16/216768 posted:

Taken as a whole, our work suggests that, rather than acting as a shield to the Earth, Jupiter instead increases the impact flux our planet experiences over that which would be received if the planet were somehow magically removed from our solar system

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 10:05 on Jun 24, 2022

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Jupiter: Celestial Body or Terrorist Planet?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Watch Joe start a loving space war.

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

:golfclap:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/TheSkullKidman/status/1540057344389914626

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Detective Pikachu sequel looking...interesting

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

A rolly polly fatalis.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



christmas boots posted:

Jupiter: Celestial Body or Terrorist Planet?

Jupiter: A Planet of Contrasts

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jupiter up uranus lolmao

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I heard Jupiter once ate Planet Ligma.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Jupiter ate Steve Jobs?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Carthag Tuek posted:

jupiter up uranus lolmao

Fun fact: Uranus's axis of rotation is 97% off "vertical." It's believed the tilt was caused by the impact of an approximately earth sized protoplanet.

Uranus got pounded so hard it fell over and stayed that way.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:pusheen: my astrological sense of self has taken a pounding.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Blue Footed Booby posted:

Fun fact: Uranus's axis of rotation is 97% off "vertical." It's believed the tilt was caused by the impact of an approximately earth sized protoplanet.

Uranus got pounded so hard it fell over and stayed that way.

sickos.png with an astronaut helmet

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

It’s super effective!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/nathan_sing/status/1540340473562292228

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The pose in the second picture is giving big Hamlet. “Alas, poor protein!”

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a pommel-horse!

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/dwnews/status/1540614455171682304

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cut dad best dad?

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/KyungLahCNN/status/1540573568089702404

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