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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE BUTTONS ON MY TV REMOTE. IT'S CNN AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE LOLS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN ANCHORS. I DO EVERY LOL AND I DO EVERY LOL HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I HOWL DOWN SOME MAJOR LMAO OR EVEN WHEN I LOSE MY BUTT. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY LOL'D AT THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COAL MINE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN A COAL MINE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE HMBOLS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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mannerup posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862263649821503489 Another proof that we live in the best timeline: the President firing the head of the FBI via TV because he had investigated against him and then going on Twitter to troll the firee some more. The epitome of class, really hmbol
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862267781336752128 lmao comey tweet, comey tweet, retweet a drudge article, comey tweet, retweet another drudge article all within 20 minutes mannerup fucked around with this message at 12:32 on May 10, 2017 |
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May 10, 2017 12:28
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What a magnificently retarded death spiral. The accelerationists were right! Lol!
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jetz0r posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/05/10/as-trump-fired-comey-his-staff-scrambled-to-explain-why/  Picturing Seanie getting caught trying to Solid Snake away from reporters under a cardboard box
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May 10, 2017 12:43
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May 10, 2017 12:44
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Kellyanne Conway is getting destroyed on CNN good lord
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jetz0r posted:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/05/10/as-trump-fired-comey-his-staff-scrambled-to-explain-why/  There is no footage of his return obv
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System Metternich posted:Another proof that we live in the best timeline: the President firing the head of the FBI via TV because he had investigated against him and then going on Twitter to troll the firee some more. The epitome of class, really I am honestly baffled that he didn't go on live TV to do his "you're fired" schtick, like you know, you just know he's been physically aching to do since he took office. Did Bannon and Pence physically restrain him?
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Malinois posted:Kellyanne Conway is getting destroyed on CNN good lord she is my favorite of the bunch. im not sure anything will top "alternative facts"
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May 10, 2017 12:51
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my new dog posted:she is my favorite of the bunch. im not sure anything will top "alternative facts" It's unfortunate that alternative facts will almost certainly overshadow "microwave spies" in the history books, because that's my all time favorite lollyanne lolway lol.
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Still absolutely hmbol at Doland Jurassic Trump and how our society was completely unprepared for the dumbest motherfucker being elected President and has no idea how to handle it lmao this extremely owns
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May 10, 2017 13:07
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Woke up with a smile from last night's lols. Haven't felt that good in a while! Lemme get some coffee and we can start hollerin'
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I think we should all give Trump the benefit of the doubt. He saw Comey was unfair to Clinton and clearly had a moment of conscience. lol
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ambient robot posted:hmbol Been away what did I miss
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GET MY BELT SON posted:Been away what did I miss howling my balls off laughing
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GET MY BELT SON posted:Been away what did I miss Bad news: Accelerationists were right. Good news: modern US hitler is more comical than evil. "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous laughter"
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862282202188566529 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862283792559616000 mannerup fucked around with this message at 13:32 on May 10, 2017 |
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mannerup posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862282202188566529 
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GET MY BELT SON posted:Been away what did I miss Trump made the most brilliant move in his career, and definitely did not douse himself in gasoline, played with matches, and then got angry when literally everyone pointed out what an insane dumbass he was. Someone tackled Trump and took his phone mid-tweet! 
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mannerup posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862282202188566529 Coming from a draft dodger 
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Donnie Jumanji Trump can't handle that people don't just go "you're the boss, boss" and is crying on Twitter over being called out lol
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lmao what a scared little bitchbaby I can't tell what would be funnier: If Donald Jay Trump really does have a framed picture of Putin's ballsack that he prays to every night, or all this Russia stuff is a result of him constantly loving up in the exact ways needed to get accused of treason. lol
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May 10, 2017 13:45
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If you ain't got retard nixon Then your country needs some fixinnnnn
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May 10, 2017 13:48
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Mainstream Media Accuses Trump of Abuse of Power, Fascism for Comey Firing http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/05/10/comey-firing-reaction-mainstream-media-matthews-toobin-accuse-trump-abuse-power-fascism lol
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Hmbol!!!!
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Captain Yossarian posted:Hmbol!!!! this one with a picture is even better https://twitter.com/markknoller/sta...%3D6779%23pti16
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