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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

lambington

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That is almost certainly what they call it anyway

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Professor Wayne posted:

I have a friend who has gotten something that looks just like that. They said they got it in Chicago

http://www.chicagotribune.com/dining/drink/ct-drink-this-cake-shake-food-0921-20160915-story.html

An alcoholic milkshake. Huh. Sounds interesting now. Not that I could tell what it was from the picture though.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Someday they'll come along,
the eggs and cheese I love
protein-rich and strong,
the eggs and cheese I love
and when they come my way
I'll do my best to put them in a Bloody Mary and then bake the whole thing inside a cake and then change Randaconda's avatar again

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Someday they'll come along,
the eggs and cheese I love
protein-rich and strong,
the eggs and cheese I love
and when they come my way
I'll do my best to put them in a Bloody Mary and then bake the whole thing inside a cake and then change Randaconda's avatar again


:randno:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Samizdata posted:

An alcoholic milkshake. Huh. Sounds interesting now. Not that I could tell what it was from the picture though.

My wife and I make booze infused milkshakes all the time with Schwann's "Peppermint Stick" ice cream, a little heavy cream, a little milk, and about 1 or 4 big dollops of vodka. They're pretty awesome.

E: We don't use load bearing icing though, and our glasses are glass.
Ee: Also, high octane vodka (i.e. 90-100 proof) has so much alcohol in it that it acts as a fine antifreeze, and makes the ice cream melt really fast.

BlankIsBeautiful has a new favorite as of 18:25 on Jan 14, 2018

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:randno:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I feel like the only reason there is a recipe for banana mayonnaise is because it is really fun to say.

Also it sounds like an urbandictionary term

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Just "fat." Apparently it doesn't matter what kind of fat, just any sort of solid lipid product. There's something unsettling about that and I don't know why.

I mean, isn't there something intriguing about bologna fried in cocoa butter?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/gpo0seq.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/W7l2ie9.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/fRgsHbS.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/7g0yxqO.mp4

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
it's like that old penny arcade character

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
This thread is anti food porn, please take it to DPPH

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

it's like that old penny arcade character

Gabe?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Emmymadeinjapan is live streaming candy cane pizza

https://youtu.be/pfboxBNnrAg

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The Shrimp of Damocles.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

My wife and I make booze infused milkshakes all the time with Schwann's "Peppermint Stick" ice cream, a little heavy cream, a little milk, and about 1 or 4 big dollops of vodka. They're pretty awesome.

E: We don't use load bearing icing though, and our glasses are glass.
Ee: Also, high octane vodka (i.e. 90-100 proof) has so much alcohol in it that it acts as a fine antifreeze, and makes the ice cream melt really fast.

Welp, you made a sale. What's your Agent ID?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
But why?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





uugghhhhhh

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012


BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Samizdata posted:

Welp, you made a sale. What's your Agent ID?

Uh, I don't know? He just shows up every 2 weeks.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy



this picture is from the side of a 12-pack of hot pockets

it's too late for the question

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

FFT posted:



this picture is from the side of a 12-pack of hot pockets

it's too late for the question

I feel good about hot pockets, because sometimes I want to be a garbage person

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

it's red, for danger



Good Omens, anyone? Famine? Because I can't eat just one or two in a go, it's got to be four because in addition to preheating to 350F it's 28 goddamned minutes to make sure they aren't still frozen in the middle. By the time the first two are edible, the next two have to have gone in, so I'm glad I got a goddamned 12 pack

stringless has a new favorite as of 18:07 on Jan 15, 2018

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

FFT posted:



this picture is from the side of a 12-pack of hot pockets

it's too late for the question

Because I deep fried them. :randstare:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dewgy posted:

Because I deep fried them. :randstare:
i'll occasionally regular-fry pizza bites, that does seem only fair

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

FFT posted:

i'll occasionally regular-fry pizza bites, that does seem only fair

somebody sous vided hot pockets, but didn't finish them off in a direct heat, so someone should deffo sous vide and then deep fry hot pockets

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Is this AFP or just regular food porn? I'm on the fence.



I'd try it

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I have a tub of avocado hummus in the fridge that I bought accidentally because it was the same colour container as the asiago artichoke dip I sometimes get. I should give it a try. But I just ate so it needs to wait a bit.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

bike tory posted:

Is this AFP or just regular food porn? I'm on the fence.



I'd try it

Chickpea batter is used in some gf/vegan cake recipes so it probably tastes fine but begs the question of what you dip with and why wouldn't you just eat candy or cake batter or something

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Dump out your oreo hummus onto the floor and eat if off the floor with pumpkin spice pita chips you piece of poo poo animals.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

I have a tub of avocado hummus in the fridge that I bought accidentally because it was the same colour container as the asiago artichoke dip I sometimes get. I should give it a try. But I just ate so it needs to wait a bit.

It's not much different from the regular chickpea stuff, there's a jalapeño avocado hummus that I like quite a bit. Those dessert hummus things might not be bad either.

Edit: the orange ginger hummus might be good, the others may as well be dough eaten right out of the tube 😬

root beer has a new favorite as of 16:08 on Jan 16, 2018

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

G-Spot Run posted:

Chickpea batter is used in some gf/vegan cake recipes so it probably tastes fine but begs the question of what you dip with and why wouldn't you just eat candy or cake batter or something
I was going to say it was probably targeting people who want something sweet they can pretend isn't total garbage(like what happened with all those super-sugary yogurt flavors and mix-ins), but then I looked at the brand's site and :stare:.


'High-vibrational' hummus.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



There's no way that someone who describes their food as 'high vibrational' hasn't ended up in one of those abominable eating disorder diaries day on a plate articles.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Haifisch posted:

'High-vibrational' hummus.
Hand made hummus, with love

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

There's no way that someone who describes their food as 'high vibrational' hasn't ended up in one of those abominable eating disorder diaries day on a plate articles.

Just SPREAD YOUR GLITTER all over everyone’s food and then you can have it for yourself.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

People have the dumbest reasons for eating poo poo, goddamn. High vibration.

I could see eating brownie batter hummus with nilla wafers

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I also just noticed the "intentionally-created" part. We didn't just mash random stuff together until we accidentally got dessert hummus, we did it purposefully.

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