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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

according to this methodology, my cat is very healthy

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

FFT posted:

It's probably just prosperity gospel with a chance of pinkeye, though

Browneye

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1285639248876646401

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1549059310402932738

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Strange humble brag.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Someone should fart on the 9/11 memorial

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

drat, Baby-Spice got old.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


it's cool to be creative in bed, but why talk to reporters about it

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Did you, though?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If not all participants need to be living human beings for it to count as a threesome then sure, I've had tons of threesomes as well.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lobok posted:

If not all participants need to be living human beings for it to count as a threesome then sure, I've had tons of threesomes as well.

Uhhhhh there are some less problematic ways to phrase this.

At least it doesn’t have the word “adult”.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Platystemon posted:

Uhhhhh there are some less problematic ways to phrase this.

At least it doesn’t have the word “adult”.

Don't try and turn my love affairs with car exhaust pipes into something weird and disgusting like pedophilia. They were all classic cars.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008





https://news.sky.com/story/new-research-suggests-gonorrhoea-is-why-we-have-grandparents-12654862

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

And vice versa

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


(elderly simian ancestor) give grandkids, when give grandkids

8.2 million years later:



FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:50 YEAR OLD BRITISH WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO HEALTHY BOY

not too late!!!! love you

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If you read 'experimental mutants' as 'actually well motivated and equipped soldiers' then yeah. I can see how that loving goblin man Putin might see it this way.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Why aren't experimental mutant troops ever created in public biolabs? Just have them front and centre on a main street, you can stop and look in the windows to see the glowing ooze being pumped into every bicep, maybe open it up for tours, have kids pose with their favourite unholy abomination of science, etc.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

They tried that. NIMBY types threw a fit about property values.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I was genuinely saying just the other day that it's a sad indictment of the priorities of Western nations' governments that so much research has to be privately funded.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Private contractors got to be paid somehow

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Or, more often, publicly funded but with no public stake in the top line.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

FFT posted:

It's probably just prosperity gospel with a chance of pink browneye, though

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Post-Roe, Porn Actors Are Avoiding 'Creampie' Scenes & Pivoting to Girl-on-Girl

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Oh whoops guess the studios shouldn’t have moved to Arizona and Florida for tax breaks!

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Huh, I'd always assumed 'creampie' scenes were cornflour-and-water.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Given how many people are eager to become pornstars nowadays, and how much porn is being produced, I'm guessing it's far easier to hire a pornstar who can ejaculate within a set time frame than it is to be loving around with cornflour and editing.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Lone Badger posted:

Huh, I'd always assumed 'creampie' scenes were cornflour-and-water.
You're thinking of oobleckpie scenes, it's a very niche genre.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Lady Disdain posted:

I was genuinely saying just the other day that it's a sad indictment of the priorities of Western nations' governments that so much research has to be privately funded.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting people to oppose publicly funding anything while also constantly being suspicious of "who's funding these studies"

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
There used to be a thread in the Ask/Tell subforum from a guy who worked in the American porn industry, and according to him yes, all of the creampie scenes were practical effects and very few professional pornstars would agree to a real "creampie". For some reason the thread isn't around anymore (I wasn't following it too closely) so I guess believing it depends on how much you trust your fellow goon.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

trapped mouse posted:

There used to be a thread in the Ask/Tell subforum from a guy who worked in the American porn industry, and according to him yes, all of the creampie scenes were practical effects and very few professional pornstars would agree to a real "creampie". For some reason the thread isn't around anymore (I wasn't following it too closely) so I guess believing it depends on how much you trust your fellow goon.

Yeah, I remember that one, and for some reason also recall from it that pina colada mix was apparently the most common substitute.

Though then again, that was some time ago, and from a guy working in a major agency. It may well be that newer actresses in smaller productions may not get the same consideration and instead get pressured towards doing it for real.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I totally forgot that porn wasn't just a cottage industry.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lady Disdain posted:

I totally forgot that porn wasn't just a cottage industry.

Yeah, cottaging is only one genre.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://defector.com/the-secret-history-of-the-internets-funniest-buzzer-beater/

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011





"MAN ATE A BOTTLE RECYCLING RECEIPT IN FORSSA
When the police patrol reached the crime scene, it was already too late ."



"THE WALRUS HAS DIED"

Okay, this is sad. For some reason a lone walrus travelled thousands of kilometers to Finland by sea. There has never been a walrus sighting in Finland before, and it caused quite a bit of stir. Sadly, she died before the officials could bring her to a zoo for wellness check up.

RIP sweet laundry mangling princess

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What would a walrus even want in Finland? They don't drink vodka and don't use saunas and definitely don't repair old cars while shouting perkele.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


By popular demand posted:

What would a walrus even want in Finland? They don't drink vodka and don't use saunas and definitely don't repair old cars while shouting perkele.

Maybe he likes their rally car scene?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

By popular demand posted:

What would a walrus even want in Finland? They don't drink vodka and don't use saunas and definitely don't repair old cars while shouting perkele.

Big Moomins fan

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

The Lone Badger posted:

Huh, I'd always assumed 'creampie' scenes were cornflour-and-water.

That's just a horse porn thing.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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