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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Does anyone remember the goon with early-onset dementia? Who was that? Did he or she continue to post about it? CPColin posted:You ask that every week, ugh!
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This elicited a sensible chuckleRoosevelt posted:my girlfriend is dipping oreos in milk, but the way she's doing it is by sticking a fork in the creme filling and using that to put the whole cookie in the glass. full immersion, no mess. The Fool posted:she will be a leader in the coming post apocalyptic society Glorgnole posted:this is some Quest for Fire type poo poo
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Resting Lich Face posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiFB7hHg9Tg MarcusSA posted:Holy gently caress so many people driving the wrong way 🤪 Resting Lich Face posted:Yeah the whole drat country.
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President Beep posted:this is the new nermal
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 07:12 |
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That’s the good stuff
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LifeSunDeath posted:Last year I saw mommy kissing santa claus, this year I'm gonna slit his throat.
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girl pants posted:Sister, your titties are at best worth $50/mo, MAYBE $75
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Solarin posted:what the gently caress is this poo poo goth smoking cloves posted:I see you have a dual monitor setup...
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 12:14 |
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Mega64 posted:This history of American football clearly explains that the Orc Billy Johnson used the tears to perform a prayer ritual in front of a burning bush while being sodomized to give his thanks to God for creating the race of Nigers which in turn created southern bells whose ringing transformed Billy Johnson into a Half-Orc. Paladinus posted:Just wanted to post these exact words. It's pretty straightforward, really. Loden Taylor posted:Imagine four Orc tears rolling off the face of Mr. Johnson as he watches his daughter have sex with the America niger Bubba. The formerly first tear becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the Orc's face and is collected by Fannie May's younger brother Billy. tote up a bags posted:and so the mystery of the tears was solved food court bailiff posted:I think I just had a stroke, and not the fun kind that makes my underwear sticky. EorayMel has a new favorite as of 15:30 on Mar 25, 2020 |
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smarxist posted:trump looks like a cryptid
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 19:48 |
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Captain Log posted:Have you ever been choked unconscious by a man in leg braces? tarlibone posted:No, I haven't. The place I go to charges extra if you want them to put literally any kind of costume.
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Smirr posted:Chairman Yang: It is every citizen's final duty to go into the stonks, and become one with all the people.
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# ? Mar 25, 2020 23:18 |
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Dazerbeams posted:Just time travel if you can't be bothered to wait. homeless snail posted:Don't tell people to cheat IronicDongz posted:the developers of animal crossing do not consider it cheating homeless snail posted:That's a rationalization. I'm not sure that a particularly good answer to mild criticism that some people aren't crazy about some of the changes they made to the intro is "go into the settings and start loving with the clock", either IronicDongz posted:that doesn't change that it's not "cheating"
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Serious business.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:That's not accurate. To my knowledge, no agency in the UN system, of which the IMF is one, has lost anyone due to COVID. Comrade Blyatlov posted:HES A DEEP STATE GET HIM pantslesswithwolves posted:Uh I'm a (((globalist "word that cannot be typed out but begins with a c and ends with the last three letters of a waterfowl that goes quack"))) please get your terminology right piL posted:I believe the bird you're referring to is a Mallard, you card.
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cumshitter posted:My family's surname was O'Caimſeiſfter before my great great grandfathers arrived at Ellis Island.
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PipHelix posted:While I'm here, I've been talking with people about how little this pandemic resembles any cinematic Pandemic. Newspaper literally published a 'Five comforting soup recipes to help you get over the quarantine blues" article, like. I dunno. If you had a character in Contagion or Outbreak or like, Dawn of the Dead ratatatting in their reporter's bullpen 'Five fun crafts projects to take your mind off Captain Tripps', anyone reading the script would be like, we get it man, consumerism/capitalism is soulless and lame, maybe don't beat the audience over the goddamn head with it, Jesus, they aren't idiots or children.
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Pastry of the Year posted:MAXIMUM PC editor in May 2000: HOW TO NAB SLACKER EMPLOYEES RED-HANDED
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# ? Mar 26, 2020 14:37 |
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Just rename the entire internet to "Actually I have a lot of things I regret to inform you."
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blarzgh posted:The Blarzgh Flu is the one that give you a huge dick Outrail posted:Does that make you an asymptomatic carrier?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't find that over-the-top, though. I'm talking about loving period-blood getting on a guy's leg after some chick is dry-humping with him, or the fact that there was an entire movie based around the premise that some 40-year-old hadn't had sex yet. I find this post highly amusing because nine years later there's an entire political movement based on the premise of 40 year old men who haven't had sex yet.
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The MSJ posted:He might be poor, but at least he is not anime.
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Sekhmnet posted:Is that freezer burn or mold? Admiral Joeslop posted:It's chock-full of minerals!
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Rock on
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Purranormal Activity.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQyorpxZ8rs
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Tei posted:We are living in the timeline where many laws has been influenced directly by Bono. Plank Walker posted:yeah a significant number of lawyers are pro Bono
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blatman posted:i feel like the name "lobster" is wasted on a creature that cannot throw things
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Stairmaster posted:kramer is from seinfeld dumbass
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 14:26 |
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The first thing I see in that thread is quote:I have Strong Opinions about all translations of The Art of War and I’m all
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free hubcaps posted:brave sir Lancelot, quickly rushing to his incapacitated
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Dumb Lowtax posted:It's not so bad as a fish. I'm the shiny pretty one with long fins from the link now. No more economic worries. Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:what a fukkin betta
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 23:55 |
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Pick (pronounced /pisk/) we have discussed this and, well, we want you to be vice president.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:44 |
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Lambert posted:Why are kids allowed to post on SA? Quantum of Phallus posted:FBI Honeypot operation to catch the Mods
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Pick (pronounced /pisk/) we have discussed this and, well, we want you to be vice president. The Pick tape is real??
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3D Megadoodoo posted:*edits wimipedia* kibibyby
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Godholio posted:Absolutely don't lie. You were a dependent. The military has your medical records already. Godholio posted:The DOD has his records. The best case scenario is that they notice his lie/omission early enough that it's not worth loving him on. mlmp08 posted:Not necessarily. The DOD had his records, but may have lost them in a warehouse fire. China has his records.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:TO-DO LIST Chris Knight posted:about that 2nd part ewiley posted:Raw-doggin’ to help defeat Coronavirus. Jim Silly-Balls posted:vasectomy krew haveblue posted:more like jim snippy-balls
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Alhazred posted:The romans really did have a god for everything, even the sewers and crying children had their own god. Jack2142 posted:Shits important yo.
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Isaac posted:According to what ive read on the goonstation forums its fine to use any language you want as long as the target is: Isaacs Alter Ego posted:I feel uniquely qualified to tell you that what you have just said is dumb as gently caress.
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