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Made an island so large it declared independence and is now the sovereign nation of Workshitter
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It's going to be a while before I have Swanson's again. I paid for that meal twice. Once at the store and once on the crapper this morning. I'm not sure which one was the greater price.
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Can’t get any work done because foul smelling things keep wanting to fall out of my rear end.
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May 16, 2024 19:56
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That one was a bit of a photo finish.
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I had food poisoning and shat endlessly for two days straight while profusely having night sweats and muscle convulsions. I'm better now but for a while I was doing this every hour:
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May 17, 2024 03:26
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A nice, big, smooth BM this morning.
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Getting one out of the way before work.
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I didn't -want- to bump this thread but that was objectively a huge poo poo. It's what astrophysicists call a Colonal mass ejection.
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Entorwellian posted:I had food poisoning and shat endlessly for two days straight while profusely having night sweats and muscle convulsions. I'm better now but for a while I was doing this every hour: Food poisoning was legit the closest I think I've ever come to dying. The dehydration was insane. Just 12 straight hours of involuntary making GBS threads a puking and and my body wouldn't let me consume any liquids without puking it up.
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I feel emptier now.
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solid, liquid, and gas, in that order
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Woke up and shat big.
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Fast and repeated moves this norning
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I have been making GBS threads logs all day, multiple times. I've genuinely lost a lot of weight recently and it's probably these tremendous shits. Or you know, cancer. (it's actually giving up caffeine)
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May 21, 2024 03:42
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Massive dook
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I've got a pain in my rear end in a top hat!!!
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I've got a pain in my rear end in a top hat!!! 
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May 22, 2024 11:47
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I lived màs yesterday, today the toilet wishes for death.
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May 22, 2024 13:28
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nearly two pounder, feeling light
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I don't like that painful bowel movements cause tremendous, unhinged rage in my brain to where I'm defeating my posting enemies in social media while screaming at my phone. I should get that presidential behavior checked out.
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[Slow zoom in on a toilet from Shadow Moses Island] subtitle: PUNISHED TOILET
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May 23, 2024 02:01
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First BM of the day.
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Escape From Noise posted:First BM of the day. 
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May 23, 2024 13:55
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FIBER FRIENDS! 
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Toxic Mental posted:[Slow zoom in on a toilet from Shadow Moses Island] 
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I almost feel bad for my porcelain for what I just unleashed into it. Yeesh.
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My wife has learned that buying me roasted garlic from the olive bar is something I really appreciate. In other news, I just took a poo poo that was 80%roasted garlic by volume and my bathroom smells like a pizza place.
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May 25, 2024 01:47
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Escape From Noise posted:First BM of the day. 
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luv2shit posted:bump Username checks out. I'm noticing some overlap between f you and dine and this thread. Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 14:03 on May 25, 2024 |
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May 25, 2024 13:52
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step 1: post in gently caress u and dine step 2: post in gbs poo poo thread the c ircle of life
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luv2shit posted:step 1: post in gently caress u and dine Anderson Koopa posted:Wife and Kid are taking a little mini trip today, so I am by myself. I think I will Live Mas today. See you all later in the "I Just Pooped" thread in GBS.
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Bought some spicy microwave Ramen from a gas station last night and am painting the bowl for the 3rd time this morning. Kill me now
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Today was a double dividend kind of day
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Bump
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May 27, 2024 14:47
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breakfast is oatmeal lunch is a salad with kale, broccoli sprouts, chia seeds, chicken and hard boiled egg It is like a plunger for your digestive system.
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Round 2
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