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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



At 1:02 he's literally going "owie!"

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GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Low Desert Punk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inVPAczVapo

Rapist cop cries like a baby when he's found guilty.

verymoldy posted:

To me the cherry on top of this horrible thing is that he got a solid 263 years, not to be served concurrently.
I'm willing to bet that he wasn't crying for anyonee but himself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Holtzclaw#Accusations_of_sexual_misconduct

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Mikl posted:

Everytime I see that GIF or watch that video, I can't help but think: dude, you dove headfirst into a cactus while wearing next to nothing, what the hell did you think would happen? :laffo:

The best part is that the gloves he was wearing didn't help at all. The needles went right through there.

tacodaemon posted:

My favorite part is where he starts screaming at his buddies for not decactifying him fast enough

I'd've been tempted to leave him there at that point

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

At 40 seconds he briefly becomes a pig. Him still trying to act like a tough guy at the end is the cherry on top though.

Nuebot posted:

It was at the "Help me NOW!" that I would have just started throwing pebbles at him.

Yeah, he just fell into the loving thing and then started making demands, then squealing in pain, and then 'yeah, I'm all hardcore.' loving tosser. He should have gotten himself out of there and made the video even better.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

GWBBQ posted:

I'm willing to bet that he wasn't crying for anyonee but himself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Holtzclaw#Accusations_of_sexual_misconduct

Yeah, no poo poo, Sherlock.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, no poo poo, Sherlock.

Another thing to consider is that he wasn't only crying because he'd have to do something he didn't want to do, but also have to do it for a very long time. He is going to lose years of his life that he'll never get back.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc_lP3_ZDFI

This is a top 10 all-time Youtube video. A pure classic.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Low Desert Punk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc_lP3_ZDFI

This is a top 10 all-time Youtube video. A pure classic.

I like the casual "you guys okay?" to two idiots rolling and screaming. "Okay, what's wrong?" Whoever was filming is spot on in his not giving a poo poo.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Nunes got $100k for that fight (with a matching win bonus)

Ronda got THIRTY TIMES that just to get the poo poo knocked out of her.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

AlmightyBob posted:

Nunes got $100k for that fight (with a matching win bonus)

Ronda got THIRTY TIMES that just to get the poo poo knocked out of her.

UFC is honestly a really garbage, carnie-rear end company

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

AlmightyBob posted:

Nunes got $100k for that fight (with a matching win bonus)

Ronda got THIRTY TIMES that just to get the poo poo knocked out of her.

yes but Nunes still has a carreer, also mental stability

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Getting paid 3 million for less than a minutes worth of work seems pretty smart to me

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

oldpainless posted:

Getting paid 3 million for less than a minutes worth of work seems pretty smart to me

More like oldpainful

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

Low Desert Punk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc_lP3_ZDFI

This is a top 10 all-time Youtube video. A pure classic.

Does that dude have a piece of cheese on his forehead? Or one of those weird saline subdermal implants? :eyepop:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Hey, are they ok?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

At 40 seconds he briefly becomes a pig. Him still trying to act like a tough guy at the end is the cherry on top though.

The pig screams are the best

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Man surprised that Mariah Carey's lip-synch trainwreck hasn't been posted like five times by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_De5vO1_Y

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

verymoldy posted:

Does that dude have a piece of cheese on his forehead? Or one of those weird saline subdermal implants? :eyepop:

It looks like a very big flesh-colored band-aid for his forehead. He probably blades himself for his backyard wrestling matches.

ElGroucho posted:

The pig screams are the best

I like how the camera guy can't figure out that they just jacked up their backs. One day is flopping around like a dead fish, and the other is grabbing his lower back and shrieking. Do the math, you loving idiot!

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Man surprised that Mariah Carey's lip-synch trainwreck hasn't been posted like five times by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_De5vO1_Y

I'm amazed they left her mic on so she can do an impromptu MST3K to her own song. "Okay, let's have the audience do the song!" Meanwhile, the front row wonders about their lives and if the wait for this whole thing was wasted effort (it was, it always is).

EDIT: Okay, since it's that time of the year, the infamous 'dude it's an AZZhole' video clip. NSFW for flabby white man rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRxr_F08yRY

Mad Doctor Cthulhu has a new favorite as of 07:38 on Jan 1, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Backyard wrestling is the gift that keeps on giving


"Should I stop recording??" :ohdear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtXWFoRDzcc

Compilation videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I5EDI2GUnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R8jsld-UXk

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Backyard wrestling is the gift that keeps on giving


"Should I stop recording??" :ohdear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtXWFoRDzcc

The best part of that whole thing is the intro to the first guy, who comes out and then reveals he's crosseyed as all gently caress. And then he gets trashed by someone five hours away from a Night Train crying jag and five years away from defrauding Social Security because he lost his Big Boy fry cook gig.

There is nothing about this that isn't awesome as gently caress.

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

Boy you sure do have some opinions on people in their back yard.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

In the case ofTony Farmer, it looks like he's turned his life around after prison.
http://www.deepishthoughts.com/remember-tony-farmer-hes-well/
Dunno lets see if he manages to go awhile longer without beating women before I'd declare him to have turned his life around.

Seriously the weird worship of athletes is pretty gross. All he's done is do a few speeches saying 'think before you beat a woman' and is playing basketball again. I mean it's good he's trying but that article is all but fellating him.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

verymoldy posted:

Boy you sure do have some opinions on people in their back yard.

oh yeah? wanna fight about it???

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Man surprised that Mariah Carey's lip-synch trainwreck hasn't been posted like five times by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_De5vO1_Y

I have newfound respect for Mariah because she immediately said gently caress it and openly remarked on how dumb the entire event is

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

For lovers of justice porn: Arthur fucks up DW for breaking his model airplane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5PkGVaqWeY

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Justice porn, hell, that episode was catharsis for every eldest child who's ever had to deal with a bratty younger sibling.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

oldpainless posted:

Getting paid 3 million for less than a minutes worth of work seems pretty smart to me

She lost a fight and became suicidal and then she took 3 mil to do it again. Whatever it is, it's not pretty smart.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

chitoryu12 posted:

American police are trained that they always need to maintain control of a situation and be the singular voice of authority over everyone else around. This usually translates to "Begin screaming and yanking people around if you're ever unsure of the situation because literally anyone could go crazy and try to kill you."

Depends on your state. I used to work for the Criminal Justice department at my college. I worked on distance learning projects for a prof who taught enforcement. He focused on letting poo poo be if it wasn't important and making sure that everyone was treated fairly. No yelling, no arrogance. He'd make sure that any person that felt they needed to be the biggest dick in the room wouldn't be able to pass. It was very important to him that his students wouldn't be lovely, arrogant, cops.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
An entitled tourist tries to force her way into a shoe store that's closed over a computer error, throws water on a lady working there and gets punched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8YlvavaxK8

Kinda weird how the girl in the background gets mad at the dude for gently pushing the crazy bitch out of his face. What's he supposed to do?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Backyard wrestling is the gift that keeps on giving


"Should I stop recording??" :ohdear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtXWFoRDzcc


he looks so exasperated while the guy is clearly hosed up on the floor lmao

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Celery Face posted:

An entitled tourist tries to force her way into a shoe store that's closed over a computer error, throws water on a lady working there and gets punched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8YlvavaxK8

Kinda weird how the girl in the background gets mad at the dude for gently pushing the crazy bitch out of his face. What's he supposed to do?

Its going to be a wonderful year

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Man surprised that Mariah Carey's lip-synch trainwreck hasn't been posted like five times by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et_De5vO1_Y

No New Year's Eve schadenfreude is complete without revisiting Jamie Kennedy's New Year's disaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqGhjqyFfrw

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Goa Tse-tung posted:

oh yeah? wanna fight about it???

Winner gets the pool full of Ecto Cooler.

Jose posted:

he looks so exasperated while the guy is clearly hosed up on the floor lmao

"Did I just injure someone? gently caress...TAKE TWO!!"

Ratjaculation posted:

Its going to be a wonderful year

Yes it is. I love how idiot customer decides 'well, now you have to let me in because I'm gonna sue' only to walk into another loving punch. Brilliant.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

No New Year's Eve schadenfreude is complete without revisiting Jamie Kennedy's New Year's disaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqGhjqyFfrw

Best part: 5:23 mark - "We'll see you in 2024!!" And then a fight breaks out, because who can wait 11-12 years?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

No New Year's Eve schadenfreude is complete without revisiting Jamie Kennedy's New Year's disaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqGhjqyFfrw

I think you'd need to invent some sort of 3D writing system to transcribe the way she mispronounced "Bone Thugs and Harmony"

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Hyperlynx posted:

More to the point, sparklers include their own oxidiser. That means they keep burning even if you starve them of oxygen!

You could probably put out a candle by putting it in your mouth because the flame would consume all the oxygen in your mouth and then extinguish (assuming you didn't burn the roof of your mouth and spit it first out, of course). But sparklers burn even if you try to snuff them out, because they contain their own source of oxygen.

I can't be too smug, though, because I had to look it up to confirm.

My junior high science teacher would make thermite. He taught us all how to do it. He would take all of the class to the beach at the lakeside (open campus so no permission required), and ignite the thermite with a sparkler. You need the heat from the magnesium to get thermite to kick. Then we got to see the results of a simple mixture that can melt through steel and sand.

Come to think of it; that was more of an OSHA thread post than a Shadenfreude post.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
My high school chemistry teacher did the same thing. Fun afternoon.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

TotalLossBrain posted:

My high school chemistry teacher did the same thing. Fun afternoon.

My high school chemistry teacher took a pack of cigarettes and put it in the plexiglass box and showed us some gross poo poo.

She didn't stop us from smoking but it was a nice try.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
The schadenfreude is if your high school chemistry teacher wasn't an unhinged pyromaniac, performing mock corn silo explosions and thermite welding in class.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


In my high school the science teacher made all of the boys jack off onto slides so we could see our sperms under the microscope

(not really)

(I bet this has happened somewhere though)

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
What, you've never played the cracker game?

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