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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:congrats on somehow making pyf less funny, all The funniest thing I've seen in a while was this thread stumbling upon the amazing heebie-gbs post that yielded the current thread title, because it made posters in here so subconsciously agitated by its cleverness that they then directly posted a half page of Zybourne Clock puns for catharsis.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:The funniest thing I've seen in a while was this thread stumbling upon the amazing heebie-gbs post that yielded the current thread title, because it made posters in here so subconsciously agitated by its cleverness that they then directly posted a half page of Zybourne Clock puns for catharsis. We all have our mantras to meditate with.
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It's got me to the point where I am afraid that I will have to explain the phrase "garnish that gash with garnets and cash" to another human being in real life, because I think of it and giggle audibly 5 times an hour
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project to find a new thread title from within the thread: Poop on Your Friends are you a horse Look at it upside down.
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I liked Belch, from your gut; fart, from your guts. but at the time I was still too amused by the current title. And speaking of, Platystemon: unironically referring to a woman's anatomy as a "gash" would absolutely be found unacceptable in PYF, but I don't find the quote fragment in the thread title to be of this context.
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i forgot to mention that those were from the thread, i didnt make them up (im not that clever -- early 600 pages i just jumped around)
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:And speaking of, Platystemon: unironically referring to a woman's anatomy as a "gash" would absolutely be found unacceptable in PYF, but I don't find the quote fragment in the thread title to be of this context. Posting ironically lives. 
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Show some goddamned class and only refer to vaginas as either "husband holes" or "sugar notches." Like a pack of animals in here.
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a husband hole's a fuckin grave
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Pick posted:a husband hole's a fuckin grave Oh, you! 
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As a longtime gash owner and operator, I accept this nomenclature because otherwise it wouldn't rhyme.
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The term for "volcano" in Hebrew is "הר געש", pronounced "har gaash".
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The term for "volcano" in Hebrew is "הר געש", pronounced "har gaash". She erupts alright  
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Might want to visit the doctor if it burns that much
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puttin' the V back in Vesuvius
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There it is, thanks Fleta
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:There it is, thanks Fleta ...I have to vajazzle myself now, don't I?
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Inceltown posted:She erupts alright Volcanoes make lightning??
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Tree Bucket posted:Volcanoes make lightning?? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_lightning
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:...I have to vajazzle myself now, don't I? ... with lava and ash
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:...I have to vajazzle myself now, don't I? 
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In the spirit of the V... I wanted to Varnish this Vash, but Blingee needs Flash
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Keru posted:We all have our mantras to meditate with. Every morning.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:So I purchased Backyard Wrestling for the Xbox, because well, it looked sweet as hell. Yes, I am an ICP fan, so this game looked awesome. I get it home and start up the Talk Show Mode, and choose Mr. Monoxide Child. My first task (and officially my last) is to defeat Rude Boy, another guy from the Psychopathic family. h_double posted:Say what you will about their fans, but I have to give the ICP itself a lot of respect. Until you naysayers manage to make a successful living as rock stars and wrestlers, while having videogames and comic books made about you, and getting all the play you want while wearing clown makeup, your opinions about what's "cool" don't carry a whole lot of weight. Crimson posted:Apparently, being an untalented freak with legions of mouth-breathing fans makes you "cool." Sorry dude, being famous doesn't make your opinion any more valid. In ICP's case, I think it makes it WAY LESS valid. I seriously have no idea why you posted this. Smeego posted:I'm pretty sure that you can play as a skinny white guy and beat up juggalos. Or in the case of this thread, get beaten up by juggalos.
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Danaru posted:I havent seen the movie but there's no wrong way to eat a raw tomato Danaru posted:What the gently caress
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I see potential for an "ICP Lore, or the plot of CATS" trivia game
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Sir Lemming posted:I see potential for an "ICP Lore, or the plot of CATS" trivia game At the end of a concert, one participant is chosen to be killed.
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I’d rather hear Miracles than Memory 8 days a week
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Grassy Knowles posted:I’d rather hear Miracles than Memory 8 days a week Miraculous Ninja Mistoffeles?
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Oh cool I wonder how this funny forums quotes thread is doing I haven't looked at it for months, let's go to the second last pa- what the heck   
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alexandriao posted:Oh cool I wonder how this funny forums quotes thread is doing I haven't looked at it for months, let's go to the second last pa- Thanks for this post, really added to the thread.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Miraculous Ninja Mistoffeles? Didn't they have that on Cartoon Network in the late 90s?
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Spanish Manlove posted:Thanks for this post, really added to the thread. 
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Spanish Manlove posted:Thanks for this post, really added to the thread. 
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:you were beaten, because it is by will alone I set my posting in motion. it is by the juice of mountain dew that posting acquires speed, the underpants acquire stains, stains become a warning. it is by will alone I set my posting in motion.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:puttin' the V back in Vesuvius Krakatoa? I barely even knew her!
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Is putting the V back into Vesuvius like a back from whence it came kinda deal? Like casting the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom?
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Lobok posted:Is putting the V back into Vesuvius like a back from whence it came kinda deal? Like casting the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom? The V appears to be inextricably linked to human life so seems unlikely. Kinda like the three Elven Rings and the One Ring really, so yeah exactly like that.
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doverhog posted:The V appears to be inextricably linked to human life so seems unlikely. Of course in Black Speech of Morgoth, "ghaash" is 'fire', as when the Balrog appears in Moria. Clearly linking the V to Vesuvius again. Or possibly Fleta is a Balrog.
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Rust Martialis posted:Of course in Black Speech of Morgoth, "ghaash" is 'fire', as when the Balrog appears in Moria. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! that ghaash without garnishing it with garnets and cash
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