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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gently caress yes

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devil
Jul 14, 2012


Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:
$ 100,000.00
OR ELSE!

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



It was 1997. I was 17-years-old makin $200.00 p/h sliding around on shoes. I was getting on TV. I received free clothes, free shoes, & free booze. I was staring in national & international sales-commercials. Went on tour. And banged tons of hot Soap groupies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oerLQpL0tVI

gucci bane fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Jul 6, 2015

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Besson
Apr 20, 2006

To the sun's savage brightness he exposed the dark and secret surface of his retinas, so that by burning the memory of vengeance might be preserved, and never perish.

Harley C posted:

It was 1997. I was 17-years-old makin $200.00 p/h sliding around on shoes. I was getting on TV. I received free clothes, free shoes, & free booze. I was staring in national & international sales-commercials. Went on tour. And banged tons of hot Soap groupies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oerLQpL0tVI

Oh my God 3:48 jesus christ

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD-TGvN4zfk

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


shh the baby is sleeping lol

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


OFFICIAL IG FOR RYAN JAUNZEMIS Legendary Soap Shoes Icon 👟, Gangsta-Rapper 🎤, Master Pick-up Artist 💋, YouTuber 🎥, Author 📚 CLICK THE LINK & watch my INTRO VIDEO on YouTube! 😎


all of his instagram is great. example:

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

JohnnyC posted:

i basically just either drink whatever the other person is drinking or whatever costs either four or six dollars to keep tipping simple

2 bucks per drink, 3 if it's complicated drink

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

tumor looking batty posted:

2 bucks per drink, 3 if it's complicated drink

$1 per beer

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
$0 for the first beer so they have to work for my love

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

put 10 crisp 1 dollar bills on the table, explain that they can keep all 10 at the end of the meal if they do a good job. subtract 1 for each infraction, but let them know they can earn it back if they go above and beyond.

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

Puppy Galaxy posted:

put 10 crisp 1 dollar bills on the table, explain that they can keep all 10 at the end of the meal if they do a good job. subtract 1 for each infraction, but let them know they can earn it back if they go above and beyond.

lol this was one of my fav things

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Wait, was that a real post somewhere?

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
its from an episode of third rock

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

Puppy Galaxy posted:

put 10 crisp 1 dollar bills on the table, explain that they can keep all 10 at the end of the meal if they do a good job. subtract 1 for each infraction, but let them know they can earn it back if they go above and beyond.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!

Harley C posted:

It was 1997. I was 17-years-old makin $200.00 p/h sliding around on shoes. I was getting on TV. I received free clothes, free shoes, & free booze. I was staring in national & international sales-commercials. Went on tour. And banged tons of hot Soap groupies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oerLQpL0tVI

lmao i like how he drops in that he is starting a new world religion

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
that guy's delivery sounds as good as garth brooks' introduction on facebook

also he's a loving PUA too

Swolegoat
Nov 4, 2011
YO BOY ANTONY

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Swolegoat posted:

YO BOY ANTONY


There's a whole lot to parse here.

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009
im gonna go with the partial death grips cover in the corner, but i reserve final judgement for later

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
the whole slide is about death grips though

arbybaconator
Dec 18, 2007

All hat and no cattle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gER7xe11nz8

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

cf posted:

the whole slide is about death grips though

specifically it's about death grips embracing memes

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
i'm feeling a strong office '07 on this one

stay depressed
Sep 30, 2003

by zen death robot
gotta love death grips

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

cf posted:

i'm feeling a strong office '07 on this one

i got a heavy dose of the 2005 lowtax talk

fairlight
May 18, 2007

anthony fantano looks like a balloon man. he doesn't look fat, exactly, just inflated. i guess it's cuz he's so full of hot air

fairlight
May 18, 2007

also -- i'm the periodic table

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad
he looks like the video game character woodman put on a wolf shirt

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009

cf posted:

the whole slide is about death grips though

sorry I dont keep up with death grips memes....

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012

Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog

i wish this was about the band masked intruder instead of the band the mummies.

also

vorbis vorbilby
Apr 9, 2001

d-beat dad

dangerdoom volvo posted:

sorry I dont keep up with death grips memes....

sure you do, you kept up with human meme anthony fantano, a subset of the death grips meme

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah
mods rename me to "a sad cum"

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

no one knows what it's like.... to be a sad cum

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

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Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSLW5bpTjNA

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