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Tiggum posted:'Cause you're wearing shoes.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:your posting is aggressively bad just stop posting its cool man. No. But please feel free to stop reading my posts if they bother you this much. It's fine.
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misguided rage posted:So what? You've already established that wearing them around doesn't make things dirty, why would that matter for a couch but not a carpet?
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Aug 8, 2022 14:42
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Tiggum posted:'Cause you're wearing shoes. If you're an idiot yes
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Aug 8, 2022 14:43
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Tiggum posted:For one, couches are harder to clean than floors. But also, people will be sitting, lying, leaning, etc. on the couch, but only standing on the floor, so things that are transferred to the couch may then be transferred to the clothes, hands, etc. but things on the floor will only come into contact with feet and shoes, which will also be coming into contact with the ground anyway. Basically, the same reason you're allowed to walk on trains but not put your feet on the seats. I'm not buying it. I've been convinced that shoes are clean as hell, you can't fool me with this backpedalling
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Aug 8, 2022 14:53
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Garrand posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1556618954122166272 Hmm
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Aug 8, 2022 14:58
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People sit and lie on the floor all the time, because they know a filthy Anglo hasn't trailed poo poo all over it. This, by the by, is why its "the floor is lava" not "golvet är lava" or "le floor is le lava".
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Aug 8, 2022 15:01
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Tiggum posted:You wipe your feet on the doormat before you come in, if necessary, and you don't put your feet on the couch. This is not rocket science.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:04
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We're a fan of haute cuisine here so I must insist the shoes come off. Very shortly after you arrive we'll be dumping a bag of Oreos on the floor and eating the Oreos off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:26
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Milo and POTUS posted:Weird derails thread Not really. This is one of the standards that works pretty much every time. Any time someone who's a regular in pyf or GBS brings it up, they're deliberately taking a poo poo in the punch bowl.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:41
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Oh wow good thing that bacteria is literally the only thing that sticks to shoes or feet and that visible sand, dirt and mud never ever gets on shoes
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Aug 8, 2022 15:45
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To me, these derails always read like "People in nice climates who mostly walk on concrete, asphalt and manicured lawns" VS "people in lovely climates who walk in snow or mud 9 months out of the year" and nobody realizes it.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:49
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Not really. This is one of the standards that works pretty much every time. Any time someone who's a regular in pyf or GBS brings it up, they're deliberately taking a poo poo in the punch bowl. Throws a video in which a bicyclist and a driver are mutually negligent into the thread.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:52
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The real power move is to ask your guests to take off their shoes while leaving yours on.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:59
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zedprime posted:like a animal FTFY e: I only gently caress in the cleanrooms they build satellites in Ichabod Sexbeast has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Aug 8, 2022 |
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Aug 8, 2022 16:23
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You want me to take my shoes off? So you can get a good look at my feet? Maybe smell em a bit too you little freak?
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Aug 8, 2022 16:28
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if you own dogs and cats i don't see the point taking off your shoes, your floor is gonna be dirty af anyway
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StillFullyTerrible posted:if you own dogs and cats i don't see the point taking off your shoes, your floor is gonna be dirty af anyway Why, does your cat wear shoes?
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Aug 8, 2022 16:55
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i don't own a cat or dog, so i don't wear shoes in my house
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CordlessPen posted:To me, these derails always read like "People in nice climates who mostly walk on concrete, asphalt and manicured lawns" VS "people in lovely climates who walk in snow or mud 9 months out of the year" and nobody realizes it. What do americans do when it rains?
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Aug 8, 2022 17:00
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I'm sitting at my table right now, with shoes on my feet 
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:FTFY Makes sense, anyone in there will have experience with tiny, difficult equipment.
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Aug 8, 2022 17:05
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I wear leg braces and it's a big pain in the rear end to have to take my shoes off for the sake of someone's super special clean floor but I will if they are really adamant about it. This derail is ableist, I guess. Maybe?
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Shifty Nipples posted:I wear leg braces and it's a big pain in the rear end to have to take my shoes off for the sake of someone's super special clean floor but I will if they are really adamant about it. This derail is ableist, I guess. Maybe? is it weird if they offer to help because they know you have trouble?
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Aug 8, 2022 18:38
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Mycroft Holmes posted:is it weird if they offer to help because they know you have trouble? yeah
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Aug 8, 2022 19:15
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Lovingly undressing your guest's feet while staring them dead in the eyes unblinking.... is this weird?
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Aug 8, 2022 19:23
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People in leg braces still need to take their shoes off. People in wheelchairs still need to take the wheels off. And don't act like you don't hear me because it also says so clearly on our front door.
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Le Faye Morgaine posted:Lovingly undressing your guest's feet while staring them dead in the eyes unblinking.... is this weird? Only if you don't immediately wash them afterwards. That's what God loves to see.
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Improbable Lobster posted:What do americans do when it rains? drown
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Lobok posted:People in leg braces still need to take their shoes off. People in wheelchairs still need to take the wheels off. And don't act like you don't hear me because it also says so clearly on our front door. drat now that would be harsh, imagining someone either having to crawl across the floor pulling their legs behind them or for some reason having outdoor wheels and indoor wheels having to like swap them in the entryway.
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https://twitter.com/OU_CoachGundy/status/1556483462919512065 https://twitter.com/OU_Football/status/1556726224881274880
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/OU_CoachGundy/status/1556483462919512065 That's a perfect setup and punchline. "Sounds like there might be an overreaction here; he could have been more careful but he was just reading aloud and said it without thinking... and then he kept going and said it several more times!" 
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Shifty Nipples posted:drat now that would be harsh, imagining someone either having to crawl across the floor pulling their legs behind them or for some reason having outdoor wheels and indoor wheels having to like swap them in the entryway. if you're gonna be scraping along my floor you better take your dirty outside shirt and pants off too Buckets has a new favorite as of 04:59 on Aug 9, 2022 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:drat now that would be harsh, imagining someone either having to crawl across the floor pulling their legs behind them or for some reason having outdoor wheels and indoor wheels having to like swap them in the entryway. I'm just picturing a dedicated pit crew.
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Buckets posted:if you're gonna be scraping along my floor you better take your dirty outside shirt and pants off too lol Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm just picturing a dedicated pit crew. *air ratchet noises*
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Improbable Lobster posted:What do americans do when it rains? Walk 10 feet to their car then drive everywhere.
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Improbable Lobster posted:What do americans do when it rains? Turn on their windshield wipers?
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Improbable Lobster posted:What do americans do when it rains? 
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