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My favvvvorite running bit listening to ETM packs is Richard calling in with his lady voice and Eric having a fit every time. RIP Fratto, he had young kids if I recall so that is rough
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EDIT: ^^^^ My faaaavourite would be when Eric is arguing with Jeff, and he says something like 'I can recognize voices, you can't fool me! I know that it was Richard pretending to be Kendra/Diana/Katherine/whoever (I don't remember)', and Jeff shoots back with "Ohh, fuckin' congratulations, you can tell that Richard isn't a woman!"GenoCanSing posted:Fratto and Eric are up there together today making radio gold for the angels. Yeah, this is the best post in the thread.
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Nov 5, 2015 19:34
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Feel like poo poo for the rest of the day? Yeah As much as I hated Johnny Fratto (and not even in a love-to-hate way like ETM), I'm genuinely sad about this. Poor guy was never able to escape the tyranny of kids.
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Nov 5, 2015 20:54
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RIP Fratto. Didn't even know he was sick.
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Nov 5, 2015 21:00
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RIP Johnny. Maybe the gossamer wings of Ambien send you to your rest. To torture that midget FOREVER.
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Nov 5, 2015 22:41
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Looks like all those Eric appearances cancelled Johnny's life. The curse lives on.
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Nov 5, 2015 23:48
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I wonder if anyone signed up for his seminars. If so, they must feel double-hosed now.
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I always liked Johnny. He was responsible for so many great ETM moments - I know people complain that they're all scripted or whatever, but I don't care. Johnny getting on the line and poking and prodding Eric along with the studio crew was radio gold. RIP brother.
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Nov 6, 2015 00:26
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kylej posted:I always liked Johnny. He was responsible for so many great ETM moments - I know people complain that they're all scripted or whatever, but I don't care. Johnny getting on the line and poking and prodding Eric along with the studio crew was radio gold. RIP brother. "Eric, didja tell 'em bout yer accident ya had last night? Dis fuckin' kid pissed the bed, 'Howrd'! "
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kylej posted:I always liked Johnny. He was responsible for so many great ETM moments - I know people complain that they're all scripted or whatever, but I don't care. Johnny getting on the line and poking and prodding Eric along with the studio crew was radio gold. RIP brother. Johnny was responsible for a ton of Eric bits. He either facilitated things like getting him laid or taking him to strip clubs to be eyed up for dinner by a 10 foot long python or he just out-and-out snitched on Eric for a variety of things. A lot of classic Eric only happened because of Johnny and I'd forever put up with his boring stories to get more.
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Nov 6, 2015 04:58
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RIP Johnny Frotto. He gave the stern show one of the greatest pieces of audio ever; when Eric ordered a hit.
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Crotch Bat posted:Johnny was responsible for a ton of Eric bits. He either facilitated things like getting him laid or taking him to strip clubs to be eyed up for dinner by a 10 foot long python or he just out-and-out snitched on Eric for a variety of things. A lot of classic Eric only happened because of Johnny and I'd forever put up with his boring stories to get more. Like him or not, he definitely extended the Midget's reign of terror a few wonderful years before Artie left. He also got the little rear end in a top hat laid. He kinda deserves Heaven just for pulling that Hail Mary shot off.
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Nov 6, 2015 06:10
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I have this dream that will forever go unfulfilled. I want to be a part of the show, and when Eric calls and says something unbelievably stupid, like '9 out of 10 people have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome', or 'there are werewolves in New Mexico', I would get to yell at him. Yell directly to him. Call him a loving idiot for even thinking that for one second. Ask him to, for once in his goddamned pitiful life, give SOMETHING at least half a second of critical thought. But no, I'll never get that chance. I'll just sit here and quietly rage to myself over how much of a goddamned moron ETM was, which is a big part of why I'm listening to his whole thing for the 4th time. It's really both  and 
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That's part of the charm. I love that Eric the Midget, a thirty year old angry weirdo with a funny voice, thought he could bang Kelly Clarkson, win an Oscar, become a country music star and be BFF's with Paula, Randy and Simon. That's fantastic. It's also completely ridiculous and part of the reason why I loved to hear him get knocked down a peg by Fred and Artie. Bye Eric. Go gently caress yourself.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:10
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I had never heard this before (I don't listen to the show daily) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICWP6seVVhM
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Nov 6, 2015 17:14
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I'm at the point now where Eric has pitched Dougie the Puggie (with Diana DeGarmo falling in love with him for some reason) and two movie scripts (one also with Diana for some reason). He had a week to write the scripts. He did four pages. But it's ok he moved onto Eric's Angels. With a scene where the girls take a shower with him. Diana was also like 18 around this point and Eric was 33.
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Nov 6, 2015 21:18
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All of Eric's stuff is immensely more creepy when you realize his actual age when this stuff happens and not just pushing his child-like stature onto his age.
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Nov 6, 2015 21:31
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Crotch Bat posted:All of Eric's stuff is immensely more creepy when you realize his actual age when this stuff happens and not just pushing his child-like stature onto his age. His little kid voice was creepy. "Hey there Mr Stern..."
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Nov 6, 2015 21:39
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CortezFantastic posted:With a scene where the girls take a shower with him. I'm giggling imagining this. The girls would need to be careful to not trip over him.
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Nov 7, 2015 02:55
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I have this dream that will forever go unfulfilled. I want to be a part of the show, and when Eric calls and says something unbelievably stupid, like '9 out of 10 people have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome', or 'there are werewolves in New Mexico', I would get to yell at him. Yell directly to him. Call him a loving idiot for even thinking that for one second. Ask him to, for once in his goddamned pitiful life, give SOMETHING at least half a second of critical thought. I never met Eric and I really wish I did. I'm still mad I didn't get an autographed picture from his store before some douchebag narced him out to SSI.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:42
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Well let's be fair Eric had no reason to have the maturity of a 33 year old when since birth he's barely been able to stand. He can't interact with people in any way other than the internet, which is surprising because he was so awful at it. See: his followed twitter accounts and his complete inability to ignore trolls.
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Nov 7, 2015 04:28
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mods plz rename thread to Eric the Midget and Howard Stern Memorial Thread
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Nov 7, 2015 05:08
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Nov 7, 2015 09:33
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drat. Johnny had a fairly young kid. poo poo sucks.
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a cop posted:drat. Johnny had a fairly young kid. poo poo sucks. He did? That's weird he never seemed to mention it.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:He did? That's weird he never seemed to mention it. "Howrd, I gotta tell ya, I love the little fucker, but c'mon... "
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CortezFantastic posted:I'm at the point now where Eric has pitched Dougie the Puggie (with Diana DeGarmo falling in love with him for some reason) and two movie scripts (one also with Diana for some reason). He had a week to write the scripts. He did four pages. But it's ok he moved onto Eric's Angels. With a scene where the girls take a shower with him. Did he want to call it Dougie the Puggie because she looks like one? Rupert Buttermilk posted:"Howrd, I gotta tell ya, I love the little fucker, but c'mon... " lmfao
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Found these on Fratto's twitter. NWS pics of ETM at a strip club. He looks like an alien from the Star Wars canteen misplaced or something. http://imgur.com/a/YWgqz
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His head was fused to his shoulders. That little mutant
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GenoCanSing posted:Found these on Fratto's twitter. NWS pics of ETM at a strip club. He looks like an alien from the Star Wars canteen misplaced or something. He looks like someone sewed a ventriloquist dummy's head onto an overstuffed teddy bear body that happened to be modeling lovely K-Mart boy fashions at the time. However, it is nice to see that someone dyed his hair a somewhat normal color.
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I remember seeing the legless dwarf in Mad Max Fury Road and thinking " Eric could have rocked that role".
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GenoCanSing posted:Found these on Fratto's twitter. NWS pics of ETM at a strip club. He looks like an alien from the Star Wars canteen misplaced or something. Holy poo poo an ETM Photoshop thread would be amazing with those shots of him.
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That guy on RadarOnline really has a hard on for Howard. http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/howard-stern-wig-hair-experts/ This is like reading a thread on Dawg's Saloon from 4 years ago.
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CortezFantastic posted:That last photo I like to think that's the face he made as he ascended into heaven.
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JB50 posted:
Could just mean he took a paycut and now is doing a weekly show.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Could just mean he took a paycut and now is doing a weekly show. Howard hasnt done "daily" shows in years. More like tri-weekly
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I caught a replay of Monday where godawful 5 Seconds of Summer wasn't on and I just have to say that George is still a treasure whenever he's on.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:I remember seeing the legless dwarf in Mad Max Fury Road and thinking " Eric could have rocked that role". Robin even noticed that. When she mentioned seeing Mad Max last summer she said, "There was a role in the movie Eric would've been perfect for" I agree too. I can just imagine him saying "Go..Get..Dad!"
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