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TROIKA CURES GREEK: Jun 30, 2015; by R. Guyovich

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/755591725062598661
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/755591970072829953

Nate really isn't very good at this

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:01

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 20:04

Pathos: Sep 8, 2000

American Muslims for Trump must be that one guy

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:01

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

By the way, normally the broadcast networks would have cut away from their programming to show speakers during the time Carson and the avocado lady were on stage. They did not.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:02

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

That Works posted:

Expected an Allahu Akbhar. Sad!

also

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIDjFFFDQ0N/

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:01

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

lol some CNN commentator said Don jr's speech is one of the best speeches of any sort he's ever heard

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:02

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Joementum posted:

By the way, normally the broadcast networks would have cut away from their programming to show speakers during the time Carson and the avocado lady were on stage. They did not.

Next week during that time slot some guy named "Bill Clinton" will be speaking. I'm guessing the broadcast networks will show it.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:02

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

c-c-c-call insssssss

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:02

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

today was more boring than yesterday. good job to trump campaign for keeping its poo poo together better

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:02

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Oh yeah the classic let every move be a swirl dance move

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:03

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

By the way, normally the broadcast networks would have cut away from their programming to show speakers during the time Carson and the avocado lady were on stage. They did not.

lmaaaooo

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:03

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Joementum posted:

By the way, normally the broadcast networks would have cut away from their programming to show speakers during the time Carson and the avocado lady were on stage. They did not.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:03

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

This was the most boring night of a convention I have ever seen.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:03

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

RNC is a mess.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:03

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

FourLeaf posted:

today was more boring than yesterday. good job to trump campaign for keeping its poo poo together better

i dunno

Ben Carson went rogue and called HRC satan. that was pretty awesome

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:03

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Did the broadcast networks cut to show Christie's speech?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:03

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Atrocious Joe posted:

lol some CNN commentator said Don jr's speech is one of the best speeches of any sort he's ever heard

Don't you know anything about Sri Lanka? About how the Sikhs are killing like tons of Israelis over there?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:04

Zeta Taskforce: Jun 27, 2002

SirJohnnyMcDonald posted:

muslims for trump is the most masochistic movement ever

It's like the Log Cabin Republicans only worse

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:04

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

Atrocious Joe posted:

lol some CNN commentator said Don jr's speech is one of the best speeches of any sort he's ever heard

This is what I meant when I said the reaction was overblown. It was a really, really good speech but doesn't even approach most modern Presidential speeches

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:04

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

i dunno

Ben Carson went rogue and called HRC satan. that was pretty awesome

yeah, that and the Christie show trial were the only interesting bits

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:04

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

FourLeaf posted:

today was more boring than yesterday. good job to trump campaign for keeping its poo poo together better

better in that it didn't completely fall apart and only ended 90 minutes past the majority of attendees' bedtime

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:04

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

FourLeaf posted:

today was more boring than yesterday. good job to trump campaign for keeping its poo poo together better

Alaska guy had a flash of promise, but was parlimentarily hosed

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:04

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

disjoe posted:

This is what I meant when I said the reaction was overblown. It was a really, really good speech but doesn't even approach most modern Presidential speeches

The best meal you've had is the one after you've been starved.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:05

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Wikkheiser posted:

I want Jeb!

I want Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!

Do you honestly think he's non-low-energy enough to make it up the stairs? :sad:

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:05

misty mountaintop: Jun 2, 2015; by Hand Knit

disjoe posted:

This is what I meant when I said the reaction was overblown. It was a really, really good speech but doesn't even approach most modern Presidential speeches

It was a serviceable speech. The speeches have been so bad you're forgetting what an actual good speech looks like, but Bill and Barack will remind you next week.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:05

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

80 pages behind what major things happened since the vote

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:06

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/755540567602454529

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:06

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

Eurovision is weird this year

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:06

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/ladybretterin/status/755598685753540608

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:07

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

born on a buy you posted:

80 pages behind what major things happened since the vote

something about avocados and lucifer

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:07

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

So Junior will be the story after tonight?

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:07

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

MSNBC is trolling around the convention floor to find all the abandoned SWAG as evidence people aren't that pumped about this convention.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:07

Lustful Man Hugs: Jul 18, 2010

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/755540567602454529

Welp, might as well not even have an election.

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:07

Bullfrog: Nov 5, 2012

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/755540567602454529

OH NO!!! 7 POINTS!!!

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:07

FourLeaf: Dec 2, 2011

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/755540567602454529

https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/754665202256375809

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:08

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

born on a buy you posted:

80 pages behind what major things happened since the vote

Chris Christie led an enthusiastic audience participation exercise, Friend Ben tied Hillary to Lucifer

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:08

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/755587191502503936

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:08

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Rumor and speculation, but it would be low on the list of fuckups thus far:

quote:

Did the GOP Invite the Wrong Chris Cox to Their Convention?

Tuesday evening, chief NRA lobbyist Chris Cox appeared at the Republican National Convention to speak about guns, guns and guns, which was kind of strange, really, given the night�s official theme was �Make America Work Again.�

A paper schedule handed out by the party Tuesday morning may offer some insight: It, like the convention�s official app, lists an entirely different Chris Cox, the former congressman who once chaired the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

Did the Republican Party mis-schedule Chris Cox, gun friend, believing him to be Chris Cox, former Chairman of the SEC? Did they intend to invite Stocks Cox and invite Gun Cox instead? Well, stranger things have happened.

http://gawker.com/did-the-gop-invite-the-wrong-chris-cox-to-their-convent-1783947293

# ? Jul 20, 2016 04:08