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Volkerball posted:i got a 30 on my act despite math, i ain't worried about any of that other poo poo. and i know for a fact i don't have to take any english. it's funny how you could switch out some words here and get an annoying high schooler
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:46 |
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Rafza posted:nooooooo She has spent the last 7-8 months on Atlas Shrugged and is already 2/3rds through the speech. I'm so sorry.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:47 |
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:48 |
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The Teens for Trump twirl off the stage, their spurs and six-shooters gleaming in the camera flashes. "Aren't they the best folks? Give 'em a hand. Aren't they beautiful?" Trump slaps his hands together and the crowd does the same. "Thats how it oughta be. That's how...that's how kids used to be in this country. Clean and beautiful. You got kids...they look more like convicts, running around with their pants sagging. No respect for their parents. No respect for the police." Trump swings his arm to gesture to his honor guard, their gloves white like snow. The crowd screams and hoots. "That's gonna change folks. I'm gonna make America great again and you're going to love it. It'll be like it was. It'll all be like it used to be. Great and strong. I'm gonna make everything great again. Everything!" "Proud to Be An American" by Lee Greenwood begins to play...fog fills the stage as the lights go out and a laser lightshow begins spackling the stage with rainbow light like starships warring. "EVERYTHING! Everything will be great again. I can do it!" Spotlights swing to the center of the stage as a shadow rises. It grows larger, looming over Trump. It begins to emerge from the fog. It...no, it can't be. It can't! "Say hello to an old, to a great friend, an old friend of mine...." The shadow lopes to join Trump at the podium, and it's.....against all hope, all reason....it's IT'S HARAMBE! The crowd explodes. Screams and cheers and whoops shake the stadium. Harambe! He's alive! He's alive and on stage with Trump! Trump strokes his fur as Harambe kneels before him like a vassal knight. "We caught an angel folks. We caught an angel; I got the best team, some real smart guys, tough guys, and we caught an angel. Dragged it right outta Heaven. And folks, lemme tell ya, we made that angel play ball!" Loud weeping is heard from the crowd before it's swallowed up in the joyscreams of ten thousand throats. "It sounded just like a baby, can you believe that? Big tough angel and it cried like a little baby." Trump turns his lips down in a comic pout and balls his fists at the corners of his eyes. "Pathetic! We made that angel play ball, just like we're gonna make the rest of the world play ball!" A roar pounds from the loudspeakers. The stage is washed with gold light as.....dear God. No. Yes. It's.... CECIL! CECIL THE LION! Cecil the Lion bounds onto the stage. He faces the crowd and roars. A golden T hangs on a golden chain around his neck. He fawns at Trumps feet. "We made that crybaby angel play ball. And let me tell you. It offered me a miracle. And you know what I said folks?" "I said no. I want two."
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:48 |
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Sharkie posted:The Teens for Trump twirl off the stage, their spurs and six-shooters gleaming in the camera flashes. is this the reason for your recent dip in posting?
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:52 |
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Theme for Day 4 of the RNC "Are We the Baddies?"
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:52 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:probably will be the last religious democrat Nah
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:54 |
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yeah, clinton goes to church
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:55 |
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no one gives a poo poo about religion anymore binow
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:54 |
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Berke Negri posted:yeah, clinton goes to church because it's the politically expedient option
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:55 |
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my daughter looks me in the eyes, barely managing to make noise "w....w....w....w" "oh my god she's about to say her first word! get the camera" "w...w....who is john galt? Atlas Shrugged made me stop and rethink all of my beliefs and principles."
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 16:56 |
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obama is a shia cleric so???
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:00 |
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Jagchosis posted:obama is a shia cleric so??? that's just a cover for his true religion
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:01 |
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Berke Negri posted:that's just a cover for his true religion ironically, mormonism wait no that was the other black guy that ran for president, herman "mark of" cain
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:03 |
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Berke Negri posted:that's just a cover for his true religion his true religion being of course:
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:04 |
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There is a going party after work at a local dive bar. I do not know if I want to go.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:08 |
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Sharkie posted:The Teens for Trump twirl off the stage, their spurs and six-shooters gleaming in the camera flashes.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:09 |
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fishmech posted:his true religion being of course: I really like this new direction for your posting, it's a good look for you.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:10 |
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Mr Hootington posted:There is a going party after work at a local dive bar. I do not know if I want to go. they will say mean things about you if you don't, and you will fall further in the cutthroat world of office politics
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:11 |
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All I want to do right now is sleep or watch TV on my laptop, not all this college poo poo.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:12 |
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Donald holds up his hands, interrupting the applause. "Folks, I got something to admit to you. It's a big thing to say, but I gotta say it." The audience is rapt, silent, hanging on every word. "I got an enlarged heart. It's the best heart, I love it, but it's a problem. My doctor, Clint Burlington," he gestures at the long-haired man in coke bottle glasses standing at his side, "he says I got five months to live." A gasp runs through the crowd. "Wanna know why it's enlarged? Wanna know how my heart got so big?" Someone close to the front, a woman with mascara beginning to run from the tears pouring down her face, cries "Yes! Oh God, tell us!" Donald smiles and flashes her a thumbs up. "I'll tell you - it got so big because I had to make room for all of you in it." The lights dim, I Will Remember You plays as footage of Donald feeding a baby unicorn is shown on the screen behind the stage.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:14 |
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And tonight, Breitbart News reported that more than 50 Fox on-air personalities will walk if Ailes is forced out. One Fox source says the article is spin, and that there's no talk of mass exodus among anchors. “This is being made up,” the person said.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:17 |
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Chantilly Say posted:I really like this new direction for your posting, it's a good look for you. making visual jokes based on fashion brands is self-limiting (since you didn't get it, True Religion is one of those)
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:17 |
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paranoid randroid posted:Donald holds up his hands, interrupting the applause. That unicorn's name? Kim Jong Un
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:18 |
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Jagchosis posted:And tonight, Breitbart News reported that more than 50 Fox on-air personalities will walk if Ailes is forced out. One Fox source says the article is spin, and that there's no talk of mass exodus among anchors. “This is being made up,” the person said. I have heard this bandied about though the question I have is where exactly are Fox News personalities supposed to go if they quit FNC.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:21 |
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https://twitter.com/orientdistress/status/756077651794821120
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:22 |
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i got a secret plan to beat
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:23 |
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Berke Negri posted:I have heard this bandied about though the question I have is where exactly are Fox News personalities supposed to go if they quit FNC. hell
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:23 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:no one gives a poo poo about religion anymore binow i wish this was true
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:25 |
I'm a bit late on the post your ACT scores but I didn't take either the SAT or the ACT and I dropped out of high school. I managed to get a 91 on my ASVAB though so that should tell you something.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:28 |
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Arrgytehpirate posted:I'm a bit late on the post your ACT scores but I didn't take either the SAT or the ACT and I dropped out of high school. I managed to get a 91 on my ASVAB though so that should tell you something. you bitch, i got an 89
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:31 |
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Arrgytehpirate posted:I'm a bit late on the post your ACT scores but I didn't take either the SAT or the ACT and I dropped out of high school. I managed to get a 91 on my ASVAB though so that should tell you something. this post definitely tells me something alright
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:33 |
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I got straight 150s on my ASVAB line scores and a general showed up at my house and offered me a job as a super soldier and I said no, I can only use my powers for evil, and the army is the good guys and then the general laughed like a maniac.
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:35 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:no one gives a poo poo about religion anymore binow this is america, we don't particularly care what religion you are (unless its islam ofc b/c racism) but you had drat well have a religion or ya'll ain't to be trusted
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:37 |
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i got a zero on my tests and they sent me to a special school for people who get confused by short sentences
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:38 |
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i didnt take the asvab but if i had to guess id prolly do better on it than arrrrggrdgfg and volk
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:39 |
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gently caress it, i am just going to make our service provider due this import
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:39 |
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paranoid randroid posted:i got a zero on my tests and they sent me to a special school for people who get confused by short sentences Legalize _eed
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:40 |
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Chantilly Say posted:Legalize _eed monsanto should legalize its seed
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# ? Jul 21, 2016 17:41 |
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fishmech posted:making visual jokes based on fashion brands is self-limiting (since you didn't get it, True Religion is one of those) No, I mean, this and the litorally Hitler joke--these are almost like you're having fun
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