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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Pastry of the Year posted:

W Ketchup™ was founded to recover what it is to be an American and enjoy smooth, rich ketchup. Too often, great American brands have lost their way, forgetting those who made them successful: the American consumer. W Ketchup stands not only for delicious ketchup, but also for the principles that made this country great.

W Ketchup is made in America, by Americans, only from American ingredients, and it is sold only in America. W Ketchup represents a choice: a choice to enjoy delicious ketchup without supporting non-traditional agendas. Unlike other brands of ketchup, W Ketchup does not donate any money to politicians or political groups. The only place W Ketchup donates money is the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides college scholarships for the children of our brave heroes killed in action.

imagine getting this mad that John Kerry exists

I looked for humorous ketchup memes, but instead I found these two bad and puzzling ones:

# ? Mar 10, 2020 15:37

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 18:08

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

ketchup and tabasco on fried rice is surprisingly good, and i'm not someone who puts ketchup on many things other than fries

# ? Mar 10, 2020 15:54

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

This is Oakland by childish gambino, im not sure what it has do with ketchup or doobies dog house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3f-eDzkxcw

# ? Mar 10, 2020 16:03

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

simply cannot even so much as enter the ring with this giant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyX9U0VkpvY

# ? Mar 10, 2020 16:04

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Mozi posted:

ketchup and tabasco on fried rice is surprisingly good, and i'm not someone who puts ketchup on many things other than fries

FRIES!

# ? Mar 10, 2020 16:17

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Paid for by Obmacare

# ? Mar 11, 2020 02:09

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

# ? Mar 11, 2020 19:43

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

Oh my god

# ? Mar 11, 2020 22:22

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

oh my god

# ? Mar 11, 2020 22:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

This is what Spanish man love fought against

# ? Mar 11, 2020 22:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He was wrong then, as now

# ? Mar 11, 2020 22:43

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

# ? Mar 11, 2020 22:49

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Hot Dog
Jumping Frog
I Want Doobie's

# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:25

SavageMessiah: Jan 28, 2009; Emotionally drained and spookified; Toilet Rascal

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

fuk

# ? Mar 13, 2020 00:37

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

od bless

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:12

Luxrage: Jan 2, 2017; I have no idea what I'm doing!

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiGzbp7RU54

https://youtu.be/ZqPPZZedOgQ

CHICKEN WINGZ

# ? Mar 13, 2020 01:58

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

# ? Mar 13, 2020 03:16

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Milo and POTUS posted:

He was wrong then, as now

# ? Mar 14, 2020 02:40

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

lol almost 4000 views of that albeast vid on imgur. i'm sure 99.5% of those viewers have no idea what it's about

# ? Mar 14, 2020 03:53

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

Is the doobs worried about covid-19?

# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:05

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

MY PENIS FELL OFF!

# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:09

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

MY PENIS FELL OFF!

Sorry, didn�t read the thread at all. Figured �MY PENIS FELL OFF!� Would be interesting enough

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:13

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

Do it ironically posted:

Is the doobs worried about covid-19?

he's a chud so he thinks it's a hoax

# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:47

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Do it ironically posted:

Is the doobs worried about covid-19?

Mite put it on the menu.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:57

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://i.imgur.com/f6ygejf.mp4

# ? Mar 14, 2020 17:25

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Doobie: �on second thought....y�all stay on down......at Subway

Toilet paper here...plum give out...�

# ? Mar 14, 2020 17:35

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Doobie thread still producing content in 2020 what a world

# ? Mar 16, 2020 04:01

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:03

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

Hefty Leftist posted:

i remember when this was first posted, everyone was focused on doobie's fly and whether he was packin down there

anyways this made me think of a geoduck. erm, doobieduck?

# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:14

Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

i remember when this was first posted, everyone was focused on doobie's fly and whether he was packin down there

Was it ever comfirmed that it wasn't Tasha that took the picture?

# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:16

cinnamon rollout: Jun 12, 2001; The early bird gets the worm

Hefty Leftist posted:

Is this a real picture from Doobie and not some parody that a goon did? Why would he ever take that picture and then put it on the internet?

# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:39

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Sorry folks, Dooibie's is closed, bad frogger out front should've told ya on the way in.

FlimFlam Imam fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Mar 16, 2020

# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:10

Cum Galleon: Oct 16, 2004; Your shipment has arrived.

Hefty Leftist posted:

I'd stare into doobs eyes and repeatedly slide the unbunned length of hot dog down my throat

# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:21

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

cinnamon rollout posted:

Is this a real picture from Doobie and not some parody that a goon did? Why would he ever take that picture and then put it on the internet?

dude it's a pretty obvious photoshop

# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yeah if anything they made his junk smaller so as to be more believable

# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:35

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Has this been posted yet? If so I don't care.

# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:38

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm seeing double. Four doobies!

# ? Mar 16, 2020 20:41

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

jesus christ

# ? Mar 16, 2020 22:28

Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Has this been posted yet? If so I don't care.

I remember when the Kickstarter first began but wasn't posting and rarely visited SA for like a year after, so the idea of goons going on a webcam with Doobs blows my mind. Does anyone have any more details on what was said or when they took place?

# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:23

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 18:08

azurite: Jul 25, 2010; Strange, isn't it?!

I'm shirtless Pewdiepie

# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:26

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