NFL Week 3 Sunday GDT

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

lol they picked that flag up??

Refs bet on the Cards today.

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Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

DC Murderverse posted:

In my lifetime the only good Bears QB was a guy traded to them from Denver. They may not have the worst reputation as a franchise generally but if I’m a QB coming out of college as a top draft pick I’d rather take my chances in the loving XFL than subject myself to the Quarterback Ruining Machine they have in Halas Hall

Just tell the boosters to match the first year of your rookie pay in NIL and stay

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:07

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Homestly that was smart DPI, that would've been a TD. Insane they picked that one up though.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:07

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Just tell the boosters to match the first year of your rookie pay in NIL and stay

Match it? F that double it.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:08

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Yeah, you gotta look behind you at some point, right?

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:08

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

How much is Alabama paying? 20 million east.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

unsurprising that kowboys kids have fash haircuts

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:09

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Elephanthead posted:

Match it? F that double it.

USC could make it happen

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:09

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

wtf, Fields is still in!?

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:09

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Cowboys play calling real bad

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:09

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

great catch by Moore

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:09

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

ahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahaahah dak

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

Mega64 posted:

wtf, Fields is still in!?

they're hoping for an injury so they have an excuse to move on

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

mightygerm: Jun 29, 2002

Was the Dallas red zone offense always this rancid

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trevorreznik: Apr 22, 2023

DJ Moore looked like he was reeling there

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/5yWa2el.mp4

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

mst4k: Apr 18, 2003; budlitemolaram

Lmao cowboys

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DAKCEPTION

:fork:

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

INT

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

I read about how Bo Jackson absolutely despised Hugh Culverhouse and the Bucs for loving with his eligibility and explicitly said he'd NEVER play for them and they drafted him anyways (so he went to play baseball).....maybe Caleb Williams can do the same with the Bears

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

that touchdown meant something to the o/u

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

lmao Dallas

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bears got an actual touchdown!

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress

THE

COWBOYS

million dicks per second etc

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

How bout deem cowboys!!!

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

lol Dak not going through his progressions - no one covered Pollard out of the backfield

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

gently caress.....

The Cowboys!!!!!!!

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

mightygerm posted:

Was the Dallas red zone offense always this rancid

yes actually

they�re frauds

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:10

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

YES

gently caress THE COWBOYS

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Dak Prescott

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

BUCKLE UP. WE'RE GONNA HABE SOME FUN. SEE YOU SOO

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

cackling

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Fat Mike can go gently caress himself, his play calling is atrocious

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Thank god the Cowboys are still the Cowboys

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Oh Dak�

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Mega64 posted:

wtf, Fields is still in!?

I mean he could use the practice apparently.

Doubt he'll come back now that he has something he can feel good about going by football brain, which is why he was still in there? Assuming the Bears get the ball back.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

Rotten: May 21, 2002; As a shadow I walk in the land of the dead

LMAO

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

lmao at how there were a lot of people like "look we knew the cowboys could be good why did everyone give up on them" after last week

well this game is why folks, we knew one like this was coming

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:11

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

where was that throw going lmao

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TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

I feel like I have to like Dak because he's given me a whole lot of great laughs.

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