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Oh man! That Simpsons bit is great! Pretty bold step putting that in there, talk about a reference...
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gilbert's podcast is much better than the stern show at this point sadly
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Nov 23, 2015 20:44
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Skip My Posts posted:gilbert is much better than stern at this point sadly FTFY
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Hey, the Stern show is relevant:quote:The Herald News of West Paterson, N.J., took pains in a report published on Sept. 13, 2001 to discredit what Paterson officials were calling “hateful gossip” spread by the Howard Stern Show and other radio reports. The mayor at the time, Martin G. Barnes, visited the neighborhood in question and found quiet streets. His spokesman said: “It’s all fiction.” At the time, Paterson police officials speculated that people had been confused by footage of the celebrations in the Middle East. Time for Howard to get Trump on and prove together that Arabs are bad people.
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I've been listening to the 143 Saga for the first time and God drat is that "My Wife" song is brutal. Something about it seems a little too real.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:35
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melvinthemopboy3 posted:I've been listening to the 143 Saga for the first time and God drat is that "My Wife" song brutal. Something about it seems a little too real. There's also one called "Beat My Wife" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "It's My Life") that's extremely hostile. He really sounds like he wants to do violence on his wife.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:06
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melvinthemopboy3 posted:I've been listening to the 143 Saga for the first time and God drat is that "My Wife" song brutal. Something about it seems a little too real. That whole saga just made me feel terribly sad for Sal. His wife really, really hated him and laughed at him when he tried to open up with Dr. Ablow. Sal is no angel, but drat.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:09
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Riosan posted:That whole saga just made me feel terribly sad for Sal. His wife really, really hated him and laughed at him when he tried to open up with Dr. Ablow. Sal is no angel, but drat. I had a hard time feeling sorry for Sal. It seemed like a horrible relationship, but he also acted like he was (and all husbands were) entitled to blowjobs, and it was creepy.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:11
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prefect posted:I had a hard time feeling sorry for Sal. It seemed like a horrible relationship, but he also acted like he was (and all husbands were) entitled to blowjobs, and it was creepy. I didn't take it like that exactly, but moreso a 'Sal wants intimacy, but doesn't know how to articulate that' sort of thing. To him, it feels like he just wants a blowjob, but I think what he really wants is to not be the 'commercial-break boy'.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:41
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prefect posted:There's also one called "Beat My Wife" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "It's My Life") that's extremely hostile. He really sounds like he wants to do violence on his wife. Yeah, that's how My Wife comes across. I laughed pretty hard when they pressed him on it, and he claimed that he was just singing about a "generic American wife." Sal is a pretty messed up human being. How is his marriage doing now? I haven't kept up on new shows for a while.
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Nov 24, 2015 18:41
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Listen to the entire Sal saga from the beginning and you will feel no sympathy for the man. While he genuinely wanted things to get better, his past track record shows time and time again he doesn't deserve it. He only cared when it was truly affecting him. Seriously Sal's story through the show is a hidden gem, but he is a garbage human being.
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Nov 24, 2015 18:50
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CortezFantastic posted:But he is a garbage human being. True, but Christine is a pure oval office and about as shallow as they come.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:47
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:True, but Christine is a pure oval office and about as shallow as they come. They truly deserve each other. Does she even have a job?
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JB50 posted:They truly deserve each other. Does she even have a job? She has some kind of seasonal work, maybe school-related? That's where she met Mister 143.
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Nov 24, 2015 20:23
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https://www.howardstern.com/wack-pack-contributors/24755-wack-pack-voiceover-auditions-private-parts/ I love this, but literally know nothing about Asian Pete.
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She totally had sex with the emotional friend
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Here is My Wife which isn't that great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaShH-FSnlI Sal's photograph song about his wife being fat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFpryuETvA Here is an all timer, Beat my Wife https://soundcloud.com/ken-hames/3-2-09-beat-my-wife-sal-song One of this finest pieces in my opinion (it isn't on youtube for some reason, probably because it should be illegal to laugh at it as hard as I do).
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Nov 25, 2015 00:48
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Ribsauce posted:(it isn't on youtube for some reason, probably because it should be illegal to laugh at it as hard as I do). I was listening like "ho hum this is okay" and then I completely lost it at the "punch her 'til she shits out her bones" line. What the gently caress kind of twisted mind comes up with that?
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Nov 25, 2015 02:19
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Best part of Sal's songs about is his wife is how absolutely genuine they sound. They have the raw passion of an early Richard Christy parody recorded in a Florida warehouse.YeahTubaMike posted:I was listening like "ho hum this is okay" and then I completely lost it at the "punch her 'til she shits out her bones" line. What the gently caress kind of twisted mind comes up with that? Hi, this is Sal Governale.
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Nov 25, 2015 02:22
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Dear god I can't take her I want to decapitate her and use her head like a bowling balllllll BEAT.MY.WIFE
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Nov 25, 2015 03:00
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Christine is your prototypical loud mouth Long Island oval office. Have you heard the tape of her screaming at everyone while they're trying to take a Christmas picture? People let her off the hook, she is as bad or worse than Sal.
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Nov 25, 2015 04:03
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Ha ha! That was when Sal kept letting the dog show his rear end(hole) towards the camera for a family photo shoot. I gotta admit, that is funny. But then again, I'm 12. (Nick Gerz.)
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Nov 25, 2015 04:18
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Cliche Guevara posted:Ha ha! That was when Sal kept letting the dog show his rear end(hole) towards the camera for a family photo shoot. I gotta admit, that is funny. But then again, I'm 12. Phil Theecolords.
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Nov 25, 2015 04:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruTIOfVFcb8 In tears watching this
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Crotch Bat posted:Christine is your prototypical loud mouth Long Island oval office. Have you heard the tape of her screaming at everyone while they're trying to take a Christmas picture? She's married to loving Sal dude of course she gets some leeway. loving Sal.
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Nov 25, 2015 09:40
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BobbyK posted:She's married to loving Sal dude of course she gets some leeway. loving Sal. You say that like its a point in her favor. She thought it was a good idea to marry and have children with Sal. loving SAL!!!!!!
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Nov 25, 2015 09:43
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I would frame and hang this in my office in a loving instant and laugh every time I saw it. One of the best stories ever on the show.
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Nov 25, 2015 11:46
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Crotch Bat posted:I would frame and hang this in my office in a loving instant and laugh every time I saw it. One of the best stories ever on the show. I love that picture. It's not Booey's hideous visage that makes me laugh; it's Howard with his mouth wide open about to jam a gun in there. It so perfectly expresses an emotion.
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It's been great listening to Mammary Lane this week. The whole bit with Sal being $55k in credit card debt at 33% interest had me howling. What a moron. That goes for his wife too.
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JB50 posted:You say that like its a point in her favor. She thought it was a good idea when he was a stock broker(scam artist) making six figures a year.... When he became Sal the Stock Broker licking a rednecks taint, her opinion drastically changed.
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prefect posted:There's also one called "Beat My Wife" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "It's My Life") that's extremely hostile. He really sounds like he wants to do violence on his wife. Or he could divorce her. It's not like he's going to be employable after the show anyway. Had to get alimony and child support when both of them are completely worthless sacks of slime.
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Paul Kersey posted:It's been great listening to Mammary Lane this week. The whole bit with Sal being $55k in credit card debt at 33% interest had me howling. What a moron. That goes for his wife too. It was killing me no one in the studio understood what annual percentage rate is.
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Jesus christ, I forgot how painfully awkward Eric's call to the Playboy channel was. It's both  and  Then again, everything ETM is to me.
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Nov 25, 2015 17:35
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Jesus christ, I forgot how painfully awkward Eric's call to the Playboy channel was. It's both I don't remember it, but let me venture a guess: he makes awkward compliments to the models, references some kind of obscure work they did, and asks if they remember him from some previous one-off interaction they had which was no different than thousands of similar interactions they've had with guys on the Internet?
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Sand Monster posted:I don't remember it, but let me venture a guess: he makes awkward compliments to the models, references some kind of obscure work they did, and asks if they remember him from some previous one-off interaction they had which was no different than thousands of similar interactions they've had with guys on the Internet? And he's so slow about it. He's just radio lead and kills any momentum the show had going for it because he...can't....ta..alk...normally.
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Sand Monster posted:I don't remember it, but let me venture a guess: he makes awkward compliments to the models, references some kind of obscure work they did, and asks if they remember him from some previous one-off interaction they had which was no different than thousands of similar interactions they've had with guys on the Internet? Not quite; he talks about nothing, but mentions how he wishes the show was uncensored (some 'Inside the Playboy mansion' show), and that it was longer, and then talks about how they should add him on myspace, because he's on one of their brother's myspace pages, and then he gives out his display name... AFTER they started to say goodbye. If anyone's interested, it's the ETM 2007-07 video on youtube. For real, if Sirius/Howard were to ever package and sell every single Eric the Midget and ETM-related call for listeners to buy, standalone from any subscription, you can bet your rear end I'd own that in a heartbeat. Make it a box set, put a pug on it, include some balloons in it. I'd buy it all. The best thing about listening to ETM stuff is, assuming you're not actually tired of listening to his calls, when you get to the end, you can start over at the beginning again because it will have been so long since you had heard it. There's like 120+ hours of the guy.
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During that segment Gary pipes in and says "They know who he is, he sends them the same three page emails full of nothing he sends us". God I'd love to read those emails. Eric writing to what he thinks is a sweet kind big tittied blonde but is being read by some bearded intern at sirius whose job it is to keep tabs on potential stalkers.
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GenoCanSing posted:During that segment Gary pipes in and says "They know who he is, he sends them the same three page emails full of nothing he sends us". I don't have Sirius but I'm guessing every show on the Playboy channel is really loving awkward and creepy, especially the ones that take calls.
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haljordan posted:I don't have Sirius but I'm guessing every show on the Playboy channel is really loving awkward and creepy, especially the ones that take calls. I don't know if it's still on Sirius, but it was pretty uncomfortable. A lot of it was random porn stars and girls talking about whatever new movie they've got coming out, fetish related talk, and other stuff no sane human being would listen to while driving. I don't actually know who the market was for those channels, besides maybe literally only Eric the Midget.
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haljordan posted:I don't have Sirius but I'm guessing every show on the Playboy channel is really loving awkward and creepy, especially the ones that take calls. I remember checking it out a few years ago and my takeaway was that it was mostly old porn stars having phone sex with truckers.
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