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counterpoint: my wife is the one good thing I've done with my dumb life
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:23 |
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Spoeank posted:counterpoint: my wife is the one good thing I've done with my dumb life Same. I'd probably be a hobo if I hadn't gotten married. Mind you, I think I would've made an excellent hobo, not just any lovely old hobo.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:25 |
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Hm. Interesting counterpoints. I disagree
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:28 |
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mike glennon per espn
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:32 |
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Spoeank posted:counterpoint: my wife is the one good thing I've done with my dumb life Have you heard of compersion?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:54 |
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Chichevache posted:Have you heard of compersion? What the cuck
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 07:56 |
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E/N has broken me
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:00 |
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if you're going into E/N you came pre-broken
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:01 |
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Alaois posted:if you're going into E/N you came pre-broken It's like Hell Dump, but you don't have to do any legwork.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 08:29 |
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Being single when every single one of your friends is coupled up is weird.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:43 |
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a neat cape posted:Being single when every single one of your friends is coupled up is weird. You're looking at it wrong. Everyone being coupled up is good stuff. Im the only single guy in my friends group and theyre always introducing me to good looking / acceptable / damaged women but good looking women. The secret is let you male friends make the reccomendations not your female ones. If it is a woman making the reccomendation ask em "is she hot?" if theres a pause like "ummmmm... shes cute" or a bullshit non answer like "she's really funny" shes fat and or gently caress ugly and dont bother. Otherwise sign up for a yoga/pilates class, its pretty much a bullshit piss easy work out and the classes will be 90% women and you'll be set.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 10:43 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Monogamy is the worst, discuss
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 12:49 |
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BlindSite posted:
This is great
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:15 |
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If you're the single guy around a group of coupled friends and you're not a complete mutant then all the girls will go out of their way to lock you up with an acquaintance. It's like this bizarre instinct women have for their friend group: there can be no loose ends. They'll always start with who their least threatening friend they think will make a "cute couple" with you. If that doesn't work they'll just move down the line. Hold out long enough and eventually you'll get the turbo slut friend none of them will let around their boyfriends unmonitored. Source: I was this person.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:39 |
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No Irish Need Imply posted:I'll likely end up in a traditional monogamous marriage but I've been doing open or poly relationships for a few years now and it's pretty great. sure it is pal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po4adxJxqZk
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:18 |
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Ehud posted:sure it is pal
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:42 |
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i like to have sex
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:45 |
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BlindSite posted:As if you didnt like the murder of kids and then lightsabre funtimes on volcano world. The volcano fight was over-choreographed, or choreographed stiffly anyway. Felt too much like a video game. I kept expecting a QTE prompt.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:54 |
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Sex is good. Not so good when you got broke dick.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:55 |
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Sour Diesel posted:i like to have sex
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:25 |
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a neat cape posted:Being single when every single one of your friends is coupled up is weird. You are looking at it the wrong way Ross, you just have a lot of options for 3somes.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:56 |
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Spoeank posted:counterpoint: my wife is the one good thing I've done with my dumb life definitely this. my wife and my son are the best things i've done with my lif.e
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:58 |
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Ross come to ATL I'll get you hooked up in no time.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 17:06 |
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HNDRXX is a really good album. Maybe I should check out FUTURE next
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 17:50 |
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BlindSite posted:If it is a woman making the reccomendation ask em "is she hot?" if theres a pause like "ummmmm... shes cute" or a bullshit non answer like "she's really funny" shes fat and or gently caress ugly and dont bother. Before I got in whatever dumb relationship thing I'm in now this was always my favorite. Like my friend would go "Hey there's a wedding I'm going to and my friend needs a date, you should go!" "Tell me about her" "....It's an open bar and we're all staying at a really nice hotel and there's brunch"
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:06 |
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Tbh I'll do a lot of things I normally wouldn't if you tell me brunch is involved.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:10 |
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what the gently caress even is a pokemon?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:15 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Tbh I'll do a lot of things I normally wouldn't if you tell me brunch is involved.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:16 |
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I can't wait to start living the first paragraph of MattRyan.txt
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:27 |
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Eli Wiggum posted:bottomless mimosas baby There was a wedding in Ann Arbor that I was too drunk from the night before to consume mimosas at brunch the next morning.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:45 |
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Sour Diesel posted:i like to have sex my dude
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:57 |
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Bloody Mary's are the best brunch drink Had a version called a Blood Maria that subbed vodka for tequila and it was fine
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:57 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:There was a wedding in Ann Arbor that I was too drunk from the night before to consume mimosas at brunch the next morning. Too much pregaming before the main event. Shameful
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:09 |
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the mean lunch lady posted:my dude i know, in 2017??? so gauche
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:17 |
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Hot Diggity! posted:Bloody Mary's are the best brunch drink My man, have you ever had a michelada?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:18 |
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Chichevache posted:My man, have you ever had a michelada?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:32 |
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Guys if I'm ordering LL bean boots do I really need to size down a whole size? that seesm extreme
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:41 |
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Why do people like The XX because I listened to their latest and its dull poo poo.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:45 |
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I was feeling a bit hungry at work, so do you know what I did? I spun around in my chair, took out some high quality crab meat, Old Bay seasoning, tartar sauce, scallions and a lemon. Created a nice little crab salad/deconstructed crab cake, enjoyed it, then swiveled back to my computer and continued working
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:49 |
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Cash Monet posted:Why do people like The XX because I listened to their latest and its dull poo poo. I think the sentiment about their new album is shared by a lot of people who liked their first album, to be fair
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