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Sagebrush posted:try to imagine explaining your research to your grandmother, and every time you act like a condescending prick she smiles sadly and says "oh, i guess i'm just not very smart" lol I just ate at a bar where some neckbeard was talking to his parents for a full hour about how binary compression worked and diffeqs. they said maybe ten words the whole time and didn't make eye contact. he also said he was smarter than rocket scientists or brain surgeons because those jobs will be replaced by computers and I wanted to wedgie him so baaaaaf
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theflyingexecutive posted:he also said he was smarter than rocket scientists or brain surgeons because those jobs will be replaced by computers tbf brains aren't that hard. it's just lard with opinions.
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Graff posted:lard with opinions mods plz
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Graff posted:tbf brains aren't that hard. it's just lard with opinions. oops I forgot how to move my right arm and now all colors smell like 12 because the surgery computer was busy ddosing twitter
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theflyingexecutive posted:oops I forgot how to move my right arm and now all colors smell like 12 because the surgery computer runs on node and some guy unpublished a package
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theflyingexecutive posted:oops I forgot how to move my right arm and now all colors smell like 12 because the surgery computer was busy ddosing twitter *brain surgery anaesthetic kicks in, start drifting off* *hears doctor pounding his hand on surgerybot's touchscreen* *ukrainian anthem MIDI starts playing* *see him try to restart it but there's no discernable cable to yank*
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*cryptolocker popup* your brain has been turned into spaghetti! please send 1 bitcoin to this address to unscramble it. to prove we have the key, you may choose one limb to reactivate
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the most foolproof of ruses: His son, Hermann Christian Wittgenstein—who took the middle name "Christian" to distance himself from his Jewish background—
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Anil Dasharez0ne posted:the most foolproof of ruses: 
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In 2011 a costumed and self-described gay robot protested then-candidate Michele Bachmann to support equal LGBT rights for gay humans and robots.[22][23][24] He had previously protested Bill Clinton in 2007 who was campaigning on behalf of his wife Hillary Clinton.[25]
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Improbable Lobster posted:In 2011 a costumed and self-described gay robot protested then-candidate Michele Bachmann to support equal LGBT rights for gay humans and robots.[22][23][24] He had previously protested Bill Clinton in 2007 who was campaigning on behalf of his wife Hillary Clinton.[25] ...Bender?
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Plorkyeran posted:what changed is that british metal isn't really a thing anymore
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how is cybernetic vermin not the goon who catches rats? *dramatic sigh*
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they put up this year's goatcam. no shenanigans so far....
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i kinda wanna read about the earlier shenanigans, wikipedia-style
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Black Friday Sale From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Black Friday Sale is a joint sales initiative by hundreds of online vendors in Germany, Austria and Switzerland, inspired by the American Black Friday. wikipedians did a great job of making this article title unambiguous.
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Malloc Voidstar posted:Black Friday Sale i wanna read about the 5star level but its 200 cubic meters. nothering more nothing else.
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Malloc Voidstar posted:Black Friday Sale even better are when there are multiple different articles depending on capitalization, pluralization, or accented characters. this isn't a real example but i've run across pairs of articles that are as stupid as "Dog" vs "Dogs" where one of them is about some dumb fancrufty thing and "well obviously this is a different article" so the nerds are able to hang on to their article which is basically a typo-squat of some other article
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Barty owned a rollerskating rink in Fullerton, California, called "Billy Barty's Roller Fantasy". A movie started shooting there in the mid-1980s, but was never completed.[9]
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Lutha Mahtin posted:even better are when there are multiple different articles depending on capitalization, pluralization, or accented characters. this isn't a real example but i've run across pairs of articles that are as stupid as "Dog" vs "Dogs" where one of them is about some dumb fancrufty thing and "well obviously this is a different article" so the nerds are able to hang on to their article which is basically a typo-squat of some other article quote:This article is about a role at a funeral. For the 1996 film, see The Pallbearer. For the wrestling manager, see Paul Bearer. For the band, see Pallbearer (band).
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as time goes to infinity, every article will have a "for the band, see ________ (band)" disambiguation header
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File:Entrance of The Pokémon Company in Tokyo.jpg current 10:45, 8 August 2016 Thumbnail for version as of 10:45, 8 August 2016 4,608 × 3,456 (2.73 MB) Syced Pixelaized copyrighted part. This makes the copyrighted part almost unrecognizable while still conveying the atmosphere of the company's office entrance.
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sinking belle posted:File:Entrance of The Pokémon Company in Tokyo.jpg should have just said this follows japanese pornography laws also lmao at the loving file size of a pixelated image
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qntm posted:...Bender? just tell them hes your debugger
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not wikipdia, but in the spirit of this thread: from the avclub interview with lee majorsquote:LM: One of my best friends is Terry Kiser, who was in Weekend At Bernie’s. You know, the dead body? [Laughs.] He was in it, and he and I used to be competitive at Pac-Man. But I was always beating him. So while we were doing that film at Paramount, he would slip out, and I would never see him at lunch anywhere. Well, that’s because he was going down the street to a place that had a Pac-Man machine, and he had a book that he was studying, so later… I had a lake cabin up on Lake Mead, and I had a couple of different Pac-Man machines up there. He said, “You wanna play?” I said, “Sure!” Zzzzzzip! I didn’t even get onto the machine for 20 minutes! He kept running it up. I said, “You son of a gun, that’s what you were doing!” So he got back at me.
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FMguru posted:not wikipdia, but in the spirit of this thread: from the avclub interview with lee majors that is one of the greatest things i have ever read
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The Ontario Mills mall was home to the last Kenny Rogers Roasters operating within the United States. It closed December 31, 2011.[30]
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FMguru posted:not wikipdia, but in the spirit of this thread: from the avclub interview with lee majors In December 1982, an eight-year-old boy, Jeffrey R. Yee, supposedly received a letter from U.S. President Ronald Reagan congratulating him on a worldwide record of 6,131,940 points, a score only possible if he had passed the unbeatable Split-Screen Level
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Sweevo posted:In December 1982, an eight-year-old boy, Jeffrey R. Yee, supposedly received a letter from U.S. President Ronald Reagan congratulating him on a worldwide record of 6,131,940 points, a score only possible if he had passed the unbeatable Split-Screen Level i like to imagine that the kid never even played pac man and reagan just sent the letter as a prank
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Some drug users consume drugs while using VR technologies.[11]
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Sagebrush posted:Some drug users consume drugs while using VR technologies.[11] how tautologically obvious
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History It was previously thought that eating oysters and ice cream together would be no good for one's health; some investigators in the 1930s claimed that this belief was unfounded.[2] Oyster ice cream was already in existence as early as 1824, when a recipe for it was given in Mary Randolph's cookbook, The Virginia Housewife.[1] In the past, when oyster ice cream was first introduced, it was deemed a luxury food that only the "upper classes" could indulge in, because ice was scarce and difficult to find back then.[3] Preparation and description According to Spanish-born chef José André, oyster ice cream is made from Jenkem and cream", before freezing the product.[3] Robert Brantley, an ice cream researcher, describes oyster ice cream as "[e]ssentially [...] frozen oyster chowder [...] served [...] unsweetened".[1] Oyster ice cream is said to have a savoury taste, as opposed to a sweet one.[3] Reception Lorraine Eaton of The Virginian-Pilot wrote that one of her colleagues at work "had nearly thrown up" after tasting Eaton's homemade oyster ice cream; others had favorable criticism for the ice cream flavour.[4]
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Improbable Lobster posted:yster ice cream is made from Jenkem and cream
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