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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
When ed balls was young he thought it was called College Cheese.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

slam yogurt all day every day

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

MadJackal posted:

Sassy woke dictionary best dictionary.

Apparently no one has ever used a hand pump before.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tromp gets more ice cream than the other suckers, news at 9:11 :siren:

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
Early in the mornin' just about breakfast time,
Over by the White House they're starting to unwind.
CNN on the TV trying to bring them down.
Pissboy write the loving tweet or I'll lose my mind

Down on the corner, out in the street
Gavin and the Proud Boys are marching
Drink some milk; hail Pepe.

Bannon hits the whiskey and Spicer tries to smile,
Jarred sells some visas, Rudy runs the FBI.
Ivanka show him pictures, of brown kids who twitch and puke.
Pissboy goes into a rage and launches all the nukes.

Down on the corner, out in the street
Gavin and the Proud Boys are marching
Drink some milk; hail Pepe

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/862641882983215105

no wayyyyy LOOOOOOOOOOLL

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Joementum posted:

probably went for the ty cobb breakfast

ty used to buy a quart of milk, drain half of it, fill it back up with bourbon and chug that down

that sounds... delicious

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

That entire Time article is worth reading every word.

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/862637978698620928

:lol:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

priming the trump

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

slam yogurt all day every day

shoenice!

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
morning thread

wheres my tweets trump, you thin-skinned halfwit? today we're gonna hit page 6969 and you havent even tweeted yet, it's shameful.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

That entire Time article is worth reading every word.

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/862637978698620928

:lol:

alright russia, now the piss tape.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
God drat Nixon was day crew as gently caress.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Trump111: THEY TRICKED US

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Serf posted:

please note that the fbi, an organization long involved in murdering and suppressing leftists and minorities while ignoring or actively encouraging far-right organizations, deserves no sympathy and it is surprising to see them reject the truth of their purpose when it is brought to light

it's still perfectly OK to want them to royally gently caress trump, though.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


LOL Diet Coke.

Trump is like a caricature of his base: a wrestlemania-watching ignorant racist bootlicking moron who swills diet soda by the gallon.

Except that's really exactly who he is.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Joementum posted:

probably went for the ty cobb breakfast

ty used to buy a quart of milk, drain half of it, fill it back up with bourbon and chug that down

this represents the ultimate combination of day crew+ nite crew

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

a.lo posted:

priming the trump

bigly

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

euphronius posted:

maybe


1. putin
huge gap
2. the Chinese guy. xi Jiang or whatever
3. king of Saudi Arabia
4. McConnell
5. maybe trump here idk

trump has the capability to destroy the entire surface of the Earth and all human civilization, AND a stronger military than (i think) all of those people combined.

although if you're talking about brainpower, then yeah, Putin wins.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
it's literally something new every day. we were all gonna die in a war if Clinton became president anyway, at least now I can die while laughing at these retards

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Agrajag posted:

lol how the hell do you all know its cottage cheese?

im not disputing it i just find it funny that apparently everyone knows what it is

Joementum posted:

the health fads of the post-WWII generation were a horrorshow

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

FabioClone posted:

trump has the capability to destroy the entire surface of the Earth and all human civilization, AND a stronger military than (i think) all of those people combined.

although if you're talking about brainpower, then yeah, Putin wins.

i think he means absolute power without question. which, in that case, putin wins hands down.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

FabioClone posted:

trump has the capability to destroy the entire surface of the Earth and all human civilization, AND a stronger military than (i think) all of those people combined.

although if you're talking about brainpower, then yeah, Putin wins.

trump isn't in control of the military and congress which makes his power only fragmentary

Putin has absolute control over his whole empire.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
is it not ok to have extra ice cream if youre the prez? I would probably

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I’ll say anybody ever see the Oval Office? Nobody’s ever said they’ve seen the Oval Office. President Obama was different. He didn’t, not a lot of people invited in. Me, I invite people in. ... And it means something, the Oval Office. It means something to them. I’m telling you I’ve had big people, some of the biggest business people, you’ve seen it. They go in they’re like, they can’t believe it. And I’ve seen them cry. It’s weird.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Agean90 posted:

Trump111: THEY TRICKED US
People who honestly feel tricked by Trump, wherever they are, need brain help.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

trump isn't in control of the military and congress which makes his power only fragmentary

Putin has absolute control over his whole empire.

and arguably the richest man on this planet

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

punchymcpunch posted:

i read somewhere that hentai is sex anime is that true? like gundams fuckin each other

Serf
May 5, 2011


new kind of cat posted:

it's still perfectly OK to want them to royally gently caress trump, though.

i am in favor of a mutual annihilation scenario where trump and the security apparatus of the united states end up with zero support from the american people

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Lol TRUMP comes at you fast:-

https://twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/862441374959804416

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Samurai Sanders posted:

People who honestly feel tricked by Trump, wherever they are, need brain help.

id prescribe a dose of lead straight to the brain

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

and arguably the richest man on this planet
Are we not counting the pope here or?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

If i was having dessert and i was prez i would have some sugar free butterscotch pudding

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Putin relies on gimmicks to project power, Trump can literally occupy any but maybe 6 or 7 nations within two weeks. The others would just take longer.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/politico/status/862651040520392704

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Elephanthead posted:

Putin relies on gimmicks to project power, Trump can literally occupy any but maybe 6 or 7 nations within two weeks. The others would just take longer.

except he's a coward who is the king of empty threats so

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
So what you think the odds are Russian cameraman had a custom Nikon loaded with a .380 slug and Putin was getting super hard as they waited for a green light or abort

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

gorilla mindset

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/862389285982306304

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Agrajag posted:

i think he means absolute power without question. which, in that case, putin wins hands down.


euphronius posted:

trump isn't in control of the military and congress which makes his power only fragmentary

Putin has absolute control over his whole empire.

Russian agents spotted! I hope the piss tape comes out so we can finally settle this question.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
PRESS ONE FOR

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

The REAL Goobusters posted:

it's literally something new every day. we were all gonna die in a war if Clinton became president anyway, at least now I can die while laughing at these retards

The Clinton forever wars would have been tightly controlled and small enough in scale that we could keep them going for 8 years and just think of it as "business as usual".

The Trump wars would bathe us all in atomic hellfire, in record time.

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