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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079945/parentalguide?ref_=tt_stry_pg#certificationImdb posted:United States:G (certificate #26364) I am nearly certain that scream was in the theatrical cut exactly as we remember. I wonder wtf it was about the director's cut that got in a PG.
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Owlbear Camus posted:Shanghaied disco medallion hobo Travolta chic McCoy rules. He's seen some poo poo.
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May 16, 2018 08:28
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McCoy just straight up rules. He's seen some poo poo even before the show loving started. There's some dumbass Trek book I read about Kirk (ghostwritten by Shatner!) that has an ancient McCoy with a exo-skeletal life support system and he still is fuckin' pissed as hell that someone is making him do doctor poo poo. He's old! OLD! Stop making him do poo poo! To be honest, I'd really like to watch the "someone's stolen Neelix's lungs!" scene with McCoy. Because I think that he'd just shrug and that'd be the loving end of Neelix. And then everyone would loving rejoice.
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May 16, 2018 10:46
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He's dead, Jim.
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May 16, 2018 11:14
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At the start of TOS it seemed to operate like a real blue water ship. Then it got off the deep end. And now here we are.
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During my TNG rewatch I vowed to not skip any episodes since I usually end up skipping 30-40 or more. My vow was broken during the cringefest that is Geordi creeping on the real Leah Brahms. "Hey, i make your favorite food!" "That's weird that you know that!" "Come to my quarters for smooth jazz and dark lighting" "This is weird! Can we just talk about work?" "Let me finish your sentences with intimate knowledge of your life." "This is also really weird!" "Do you want to get together? "Since you are a stalker that knows everything about me I thought you knew I was married." "How DARE you give me poo poo for this holographic representation of you." "It's kinda weird how it's talking about being touched and wanting to give back rubs!" "I guess I did creep on that hologram and you" "I'm sorry for being such a bitch, lol."
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May 17, 2018 06:19
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Geordi did a lot wrong, but the hologram wasn't his fault. The computer gave him that hologram.
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May 17, 2018 06:40
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The computer gives a dynamic hologram that responds to the user. If Data had been the one making the Leah Brahms hologram she would have just stiffly recited information. If the blank hologram learns to try and cook you food and starts talking about being inside of it and touching it then it is your fault completely.
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May 17, 2018 06:58
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VictorianQueerLit posted:The computer gives a dynamic hologram that responds to the user. If Data had been the one making the Leah Brahms hologram she would have just stiffly recited information. If the blank hologram learns to try and cook you food and starts talking about being inside of it and touching it then it is your fault completely. Precedent suggests if Data did it the hologram would have become self aware, taken over the ship, stuffed into a memory crystal like being confined to solitary for several years, escaped again, took over the ship again, and then stuffed into a holographic fake reality.
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May 17, 2018 07:37
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VictorianQueerLit posted:The computer gives a dynamic hologram that responds to the user. If Data had been the one making the Leah Brahms hologram she would have just stiffly recited information. If the blank hologram learns to try and cook you food and starts talking about being inside of it and touching it then it is your fault completely. Computer, create a hologram capable of making a perv put of Data
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Kitchner posted:Precedent suggests if Data did it the hologram would have become self aware, taken over the ship, stuffed into a memory crystal like being confined to solitary for several years, escaped again, took over the ship again, and then stuffed into a holographic fake reality. Actually that was also Geordi's fault. I just assumed that the Enterprise computer was always a bit malevolent, but in a passive aggressive way. "Computer where is Commander Riker?" "Commander Riker is no longer on board." "Why didn't you tell me before?" "You didn't ask."
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How did the Darmok aliens design ships as powerful as the enterprise, or come up with any complicated technology at all? Are their math equations also references?
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Actually that was also Geordi's fault. I wonder if maybe they deliberately restrict the computer from having initiative as a means of trying to prevent the computer from spontaneously developing sapience.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:How did the Darmok aliens design ships as powerful as the enterprise, or come up with any complicated technology at all? Since maths is a universal language if you mention it the whole thing falls apart.
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May 17, 2018 17:50
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Understanding, when Picard tapped the Fibonacci sequence
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Maybe they counted using names. Darmok and rigard at tenagra. Rican, demar, tupva, mertok, yaltov, and frunt on the ocean. Darmok, rigard, Rican, demar, tupva, mertok, yaltov, and frunt at tenagra.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:How did the Darmok aliens design ships as powerful as the enterprise, or come up with any complicated technology at all?
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May 17, 2018 18:42
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Man, I will never get tired of the "Computer, create...capable of...Data" jokes.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:During my TNG rewatch I vowed to not skip any episodes since I usually end up skipping 30-40 or more. Incredible. Have you ever considered a career in writing synopses?
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Actually that was also Geordi's fault. "Computer where is--" 'THAT PERSON IS NO LONGER ON THE SHIP' "Computer, why is energy being diverted from the Life Suppo--" 'UNIDENTIFIED LIFE FORMS ARE ACCESSING THE EPS SUBSYSTEM' The best NoPrize we came up with was that, much like a web-connected camera with motion sensing, the verbosity of the stock Fed Computer is so annoying that everyone turns off Locate Me and Population Scan so that they don't constantly get messages popping up. Drink-Mix Man posted:Computer, create a hologram capable of making a perv put of Data
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May 17, 2018 20:05
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I still say the ship developed sentience and was in love with it's cheif engineer. That's why it was like "When you're touching the engine you're touching me" Geordie said in a previous episode that he once fell in love on the holodeck but got over it.
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When the TOS computer got let off its leash, it was a total dickbag 
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I wonder if maybe they deliberately restrict the computer from having initiative as a means of trying to prevent the computer from spontaneously developing sapience. This makes sense considering how easily holodeck characters gain sapience by saying the wrong words or leaving them running too long. I mean can you imagine what would happen if this gained sapience? Drink-Mix Man posted:Computer, create a hologram capable of making a perv put of Data https://i.imgur.com/aiWjhvr.mp4 Eighties ZomCom fucked around with this message at 20:38 on May 17, 2018 |
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May 17, 2018 20:36
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EvilTaytoMan posted:This makes sense considering how easily holodeck characters gain sapience by saying the wrong words or leaving them running too long. would
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how come they had 3 dimensional chess and checkers but no 3d poker?
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May 17, 2018 20:59
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Hector Beerlioz posted:how come they had 3 dimensional chess and checkers but no 3d poker? its called yahtzee you stupid MOTHERFUCKER
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look at these goons who front like they're star trek nerds but they never heard of sabaac
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more interested in strategema myself
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communism bitch posted:its called yahtzee you stupid MOTHERFUCKER never saw them playing yahtzee
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simplefish posted:lol Keiko just got introduced and her first line is getting cold feet and backing out of her wedding to Potatoes on the very morning of it, and not even having the decency to te him face to face or even calling him on the communicator, but sending the emotionless android to deliver the message keiko is the worst person in star trek
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Actually, she isn't, but some (online) star trek fans have a really weird hateboner for her. It's a lot like the Skyle(a)r hate from BB, I've noticed. It's strange. Oddly enough, not a single fellow female relative I've convinced to watch either DS9 or BB have hated either Keiko or Skyler, and found my anecdotes about how much certain swathes of the fanbases hate them (first Skyler, because BB is easier to convince people to watch, then Keiko, because Trek is a bit longer of a leap of faith for a normal person) to be very amusing in a certain sort of way.
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Things Keiko has done wrong so far in my rewatch of DS9, up to the middle of season 2: 1. Try to feed that Cardassian orphan raised on bajor a traditional Cardassian meal. Uh, did you not get the memo on that Keiko? Read the room! That one really wasn't your place! 2. Teach that Galileo was killed by the Catholic Church for his heliocentrism. That's just inaccurate Keiko. 3. Your vacation to Earth for your grandma's 100th birthday was way too long! Because of you we had to get to know Lt. George Priven Starfleet security Other than that she's been a loving and supportive wife, has saved OBrien and Bashirs life, and seems like she and Miles have sex regularly and fight over reasonable things any normal couple fights over. oops number 2 was me
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Keiko is generally fine, but I like to make fun of her because it makes O'Brian's life seem more pathetic.
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Things Keiko hasn't done: 1. Sexually groom a one-year old.
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Remember that time Keiko was possessed by a hostile alien that tortured obrien to make him comply and nobody else really noticed sure you do
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Keiko was actually a pretty good and understanding wife. She was aware that O'Brien had needs that only Bashir could fill and set them up together on more than one occasion. 
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The worst bits with Keiko are all in TNG, not DS9.
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In the game Zero Time Dilemma there comes a point where the two remaining characters find a couple transporter pods. It’s explained that it works by scanning a person and transmitting the data to a receiver in the time and universe you choose. If you choose to use the pods, the story will branch and there is no telling if you will continue the story following the originals, or following the newly “printed” couple where they end up. It’s a cool way to use gameplay to make you think about how consciousness would work in this situation. Would it be YOU that gets to make the trip to a better life or would you be the one that gets the shaft and starves to death in a hole.
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