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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I fired up my SNES and played some Super Mario World and my daughter asked why you couldn't change the camera angle.

Anyway, having seen these tweets I am one hundred percent convinced.

https://twitter.com/es_aion/status/1365269607033024517

https://twitter.com/hxneyvoiced/status/1261490802775162880

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Skwirl posted:

I think it's funny you think your kid will ever try and listen to a cd. They won't know what one is unless you tell them.

It'll be a teaching moment. I'll tell her the disc is designed to do one thing: play music. Study the parts, study the reflection, figure out what the Discman inventor was thinking when they tried to solve this problem.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

uber_stoat posted:

need more games that make me feel like an ape living in a tree.

Turn off your monitor.

Robert J. Omb
Dec 1, 2005
The 'J' stands for 'AAARRGH!'

Should help me on my solo run through Generation Zero. Thanks for the tips!

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


wizzardstaff posted:

It'll be a teaching moment. I'll tell her the disc is designed to do one thing: play music. Study the parts, study the reflection, figure out what the Discman inventor was thinking when they tried to solve this problem.

Well there goes your multiple podcasts and lovely Gen-X band you thought was more important than the podcasts people actually cared about.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Memento posted:

I fired up my SNES and played some Super Mario World and my daughter asked why you couldn't change the camera angle.


You can press L and R to move the camera, absolutely shameful parenting.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/libshipwreck/status/1364998730198343680?s=19

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I wonder if anyone had ever formed the sentence, "Do we have a picture of Fidel's nipples?" before that tumblr post.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Yoshi Wins posted:

I wonder if anyone had ever formed the sentence, "Do we have a picture of Fidel's nipples?" before that tumblr post.

100% someone at the CIA has asked that for another one of their looney tunes plans to kill him.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/publicdomainrev/status/1365657195782823936?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JimBelushi/status/1365532548059684864

https://twitter.com/_julesh_/status/1365687602389655559

https://twitter.com/DeruloMaff/status/1365347499221876736

https://twitter.com/ArthurAsseraf/status/1365325214247247875

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
In response to the first tweet.


https://twitter.com/jimbelushi/status/1365388194242383873?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace/status/1365739047038054400

I really want this to be true.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Who knew Jim would become the cool Belushi

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MajorPhilebrity/status/1365741059498729473?s=20

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1365784675612987394?s=20

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Apprentice Dick posted:

Who knew Jim would become the cool Belushi

Well Johns the cold one.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/jeffersonpoland/status/1365398401295265795

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

a sexual elk posted:

Well Johns the cold one.

:drat:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/alcazar_blu/status/1364300703968026627

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Pussies Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
https://twitter.com/JondersFPT/status/1365655596641505285?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ChemistryKit/status/1365970670602117123

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Thread.

https://twitter.com/themiasandrist/status/1365166195960242180

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1364277783313059843?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/AdequateEmily/status/1366062032278196231?s=20

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Should've used some of that sage wisdom on the bear.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This is porn, right?

Firstscion
Apr 11, 2008

Born Lucky

https://twitter.com/JordanRasko/status/1365984455098175495

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

pentyne posted:

Should've used some of that sage wisdom on the bear.

Didn’t need it. He ain’t never been nothin but a winner.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Are we posting about WandaVision now? Okay!

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1366128879145005058?s=20

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

"The epic highs and lows of high school football" scans to "Hallelujah".

You're welcome.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/status/1366149920168824845?s=20

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/Theophite/status/1030225104234373121

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

It's even worse than that; your computer just shouts random solutions without regards to whether they're correct or not, and whether you get the heroin token or not depends on whether you're the first person to shout a correct sudoku.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

and also your car isn't idling, it's redlining 24/7

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Horace posted:

and also your car isn't idling, it's redlining 24/7

And it's a badly tuned diesel and the smoke coming out of the exhaust is thick enough to spread on toast

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Well now bitcoin just sounds like some sort of badass cyberpunk Mad Max money machine.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/hezbolsonaro/status/1366097153723039744?s=21

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I see that carved wood carpet and while it's not quite easy or free, all I can think of:

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