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“Consent must be freely given, can be withdrawn at any time, and the absence of ‘no’ does not mean ‘yes.'” How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes” if you know how to spot it? Let me tell you something. In this modern world, that is simply not tolerated. People aren’t even gonna try to understand that one. I mean, it used to be said it was a cliche. It used to be part of the advice young boys were given.

Majorian posted:

So ladies and gentlemen...I think Rush Limbaugh may have told us a bit about his sexual MO:


I wish we could charge him with being a serial rapist, I really do.

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Doesn't he specifically visit the Dominican Republic just to patronize people who can't say no anyway?

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Barack Obama has used genetics to manufacture the most powerful virus in the history of mankind. The virus is an evolved form of EBOLA, a deadly virus that causes the body to bleed to death in a week.

According to sources, there is an antidote for the virus. The cure was tested at the CDC facility in Georgia this week, where an infected doctor has been nearly cured, against all odds.

Keep in mind, Obama-era evolution of Ebola has already killed thousands in Africa, and only moments ago, a person dropped dead in London from Obama-Ebola.

Do no forget, the B.O. in Ebola stands for Barack Obama. The rest of the acronym has been up for debate in the news media community.

The new Ebola virus is a control mechanism designed to destroy Christianity in America once and for all.

The virus is easily spread and all of the illegals who have just so suddenly been allowed to come into America, you may ask why is this happening? They are all carriers of the virus. They have the cure already in their bloodstream, but they are contagious. These illegals are the source of the spread and just you watch, in about 30 days the first cases of Ebola will start infecting Americans.

But the government already has the cure. So what is the problem?

The problem is that Obama controls the cure. He hired Kathleen Sebelius to create a ‘cover organization’, Obamacare, so he could pour all of the money into research of this super-virus.

After the virus starts to infect all Americans, only those who agree to support Obama, do not use their right to free speech to call him a horrible non-American ‘president’, and who sign up for Obamcare will be able to get the cure. The cure will slip into your bloodstream an RDIF chip that is marked with ancient symbology which ties into Biblical prophesy. This could be seen as the Mark of the Beast.

Do not take my word for it, just read for yourself how Obama’s plan to destroy Christians and Jesus, then reign in a New Age of Liberal Darkness, is starting. The flood of illegals infected has already been discovered.

GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:

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Do not take my word for it,

GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:

FuzzySkinner posted:

This is literally the plot of "The Stand".

I had a right wing grandmother who literally believed that was how the world was going to end btw.

GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:

FuzzySkinner posted:

This is literally the plot of "The Stand".

GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:

Lycus posted:

But why would the illegals be infected? He can infect anyone already here. Wouldn't it make more sense that they would be the first inoculated, and then the illegals would form the backbone of King Obama's reign?

Grandma's crazy ramblings just don't seem to make logical sense.

FuzzySkinner posted:

This is literally the plot of "The Stand".

I had a right wing grandmother who literally believed that was how the world was going to end btw.

Swan Oat posted:

E xtremist
B enghazi
O bama
L arry Sinclair
A llahu akbar


Wake Up!

Swan Oat posted:

E xtremist
B enghazi
O bama
L a ilaha illa-llah
A llahu akbar


Wake Up!

Venusian Weasel posted:

Oh yeah, if Obama is the living embodiment of ebola, why didn't this outbreak happen on the other side of Africa?

Stoat posted:

Even
Barack
Obama
Loves
Allah

Stoat posted:

Even
Barack
Obama
Loves
Allah

icantfindaname posted:

He was caught getting off of the plane back from Costa Rica with undeclared viagra pills. He's enough of a fat piece of poo poo I don't really see any reason to give him the benefit of the doubt

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Doesn't he specifically visit the Dominican Republic just to patronize people who can't say no anyway?

Moktaro posted:

Now now, let's be fair.

We don't need to bring his weight into this.

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RUSH: The Minnesota Vikings have announced that Adrian Peterson will play Sunday. He will play against the New Orleans Saints. He was suspended for one game this past Friday because he "whooped" his four-year-old son the way he was whooped when he was growing up. Adrian Peterson has a number of sons. They're not sure how many and they don't know how many women have provided them, have mothered them.

One of his sons -- that he only learned last year was his -- died. That's how he learned it was his. It's terrible. Stepfather. At any rate, the Vikings suspended Adrian Peterson. He was indicted for child abuse and negligence because he spanked his four-year-old son with a switch, with a branch from a tree or from a bush. I think that happened to me. I had to go cut the branch.

I'm not kidding.

I had to go cut the branch from a birch tree in the backyard.

I'm not kidding you. (interruption) What did I do? I cried, for crying out loud! It hurt! (interruption) Oh, I don't remember what I had done. I think I lied. I don't remember what I had done. I had to be, you know, 12 or 13. But anyway, this is just a no-no today. You just don't do it. Adrian Peterson says, "It's the way I was raised; it's how I'm disciplining my son. I don't think I've done anything wrong."

Anyway, the Vikings, this is gonna create a whole new fever-pitch firestorm in the sports media now. They've activated him for this coming Sunday's game.

BREAK TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: So Adrian Peterson is gonna play Sunday now. The ownership of Minnesota Vikings -- the Wilf family, Zygi and Mark Wilf -- said, "As evidenced by our decision to deactivate Adrian from yesterday's game, this is clearly a very important issue. On Friday, we felt it was in the best interests of the organization to step back, evaluate the situation, and not rush to judgment given the seriousness of this matter.

"At that time, we made the decision that we felt was best for the Vikings and all parties involved. To be clear, we take very seriously any matter that involves the welfare of a child. At this time, however, we believe this is a matter of due process and we should allow the legal system to proceed so we can come to the most effective conclusions and then determine the appropriate course of action."

"This is a difficult path to navigate, and our focus is on doing the right thing. Currently we believe we are at a juncture where the most appropriate next step is to allow the judicial process to move forward." So he's reactivated for Sunday's game against the Saints. He will play. Which means that from now until Sunday through the game the Drive-Bys will be focused on that aspect of the Minnesota-New Orleans game.

Yesterday in Nashville, the Tennessee Titans hosted the Dallas Cowboys. I have a story here from ESPN.com. "Titans Play Questionable Music," is the headline. Ready for this? "Before the Cowboys-Titans game at LP Field, a warm-up soundtrack blared through portable speakers that the Titans wheel onto the sideline. Fight Night, by the group Migos, played about 35 minutes before kickoff.

"The worst of the lyrics were blotted out, but the song's themes were still questionable given the recent developments concerning the NFL's trouble with domestic violence. 'We review everything we play on game days and play radio versions, but clearly with the subject matter included, the song should have been flagged and eliminated from the playlist,' said Don MacLachlan, Titans executive vice president of administration and facilities," which means he produces the game and runs the event.

So they played a song called Fight Night during the pregame warm-ups to get the players all revved up, and the song "includes this passage: 'Hit it with the left, hit it with the right, I'm a knock the p---- out like fight night. Beat it with the left, beat it with the right, I'm a knock the p---- out like fight night,'" only they're not saying "P." And the Drive-Bys were offended. The sports media thought this was highly offensive and inappropriate.

There's a story about pregame music between the Dallas Cowboys and the Tennessee Titans. You know, folks, that's another thing. When I worked for the Kansas City Royals, I was in charge of pregame music, and I knew to be very, very careful what songs to play. No, not really. This is ridiculous. But, anyway, it's just a sign. It is just a sign of the sensitivities and the focus, the change of focus for NFL sports media today.

BREAK TRANSCRIPT

You know what, by the way, I got a great idea for a new either cable TV show or syndicated TV show called NFL Court. We take on Judge Judy but we only deal with crimes in the NFL. I'll be the judge. Judge Rush, NFL Court. I'll be happy to do it. We get to the bottom of this and we take care of it in a season. There wouldn't be any positive result of being on this show. If you're on this show, you're gonna have bad vibes and bad press and bad buzz and bad PR. We would stamp out the crime in the NFL like that. NFL Court, Judge Rush. I don't have to be the judge. I'll be happy to give the idea to anybody else.

kik2dagroin posted:

Lord, that Limbaugh quote is just awful. I'm sure he was totally good at that whole seduction thing too because he is an alpha, independent, bootstrapy, conservative Adonis. What else can you tell us about the good ol' days, Rush?

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/09/15/tv_show_idea_the_nfl_court

Intel&Sebastian posted:

If only their fetish for times-gone-by extended to tax rates.

kik2dagroin posted:

Lord, that Limbaugh quote is just awful. I'm sure he was totally good at that whole seduction thing too because he is an alpha, independent, bootstrapy, conservative Adonis. What else can you tell us about the good ol' days, Rush?

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/09/15/tv_show_idea_the_nfl_court

Necc0 posted:

Have any of the usual suspects ranted about the youths' obsession with vampires in the past year or so? My dad is pretty good at keeping things under wraps but he started ranting about how kids these days are obsessed with vampires and was about to segue into how it represented some sort of fundamental cultural shift in america but got drowned out by another relative. I could tell he was really ready to go on a long rant about it too. seriously

He definitely didn't come up with that one on his own.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

If only their fetish for times-gone-by extended to tax rates.

Hazo posted:

Phone posting so I can't quite the article with ease but here's the link: http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-pennsylvania-state-police-suspect-identified-20140916-story.html

Rightwing nutjob ambushes two state troopers, killing one, then goes into hiding. I'm at work so I don't know if this is big on the news but somehow I suspect it is not. Doesn't fit the rwm narrative and all that.