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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Volkerball posted:

i dont get it

favres wife had breast cancer

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Deanna Favre, bretts wife, has (had?) breast cancer

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Also everyone here (packers fans especially) hate Favre and like making fun of him

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Oh drat. No wonder he was sending dick pics around trying to get some on the side.

Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.

tractor fanatic posted:

I always liked the thread that was like, "Cory Lidle hits building. ARod grounds into double play"
TORRE TORRE TORRE

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
So are they going to have Cam play? I mean, seems like the perfect excuse to punt the season. Hahahaha yeah right they're gonna make him play and his spine will explode and send bone fragments into his body like a cyclone of razor blades.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
This thread owned. Glad Cam lived.

An old lady side swiping the Panthers 2014 season seems about right.

Also please sign his truck to the o-line for protection

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bad Moon posted:

So are they going to have Cam play? I mean, seems like the perfect excuse to punt the season. Hahahaha yeah right they're gonna make him play and his spine will explode and send bone fragments into his body like a cyclone of razor blades.

Derek Anderson has beaten the Bucs once this season, they're gonna see if he can do it again.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Blitz7x posted:

The best was when someone implied that Brett Favre grabbed some hooters waitress' boob and roasted donut or whoever steelers poster said "he just wanted to remember what a breast felt like"

I think it was Quest for Glory or someone. It's in the goldmine somewhere.

Pork Chops Aplenty
Jan 11, 2008

The Travis Henry post about hitting a couple bumps in the road with training...

He has good bounce though

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Quest For Glory II posted:

I didn't realize Cam only has thrown 11 picks this season but I guess after today he has 15 turnovers now
:drat:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
:eyepop: Holy gently caress I missed that one somehow

WWZD
Nov 17, 2010

it all makes sense now
Around here, we are calling him Cam "Fo-Times" Newton:

http://www.wsoctv.com/videos/news/raw-witness-says-cam-newtons-truck-flipped-4-times/vC5n5X/

I'm near Charlotte and I say: gently caress the Panthers.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mind_Taker posted:

Tom Brady (deceased): probable

The Emperor did say he could stop people from dying in Episode 3.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

WWZD posted:

I'm near Charlotte and I say: gently caress the Panthers.

Yeah gently caress the Panthers. NC is so much more tolerable than the cold, lovely, northern hell hole I grew up in. But I'm going to move here and keep repping the Steelers*, HARD.


*or Cowboys or Skins, change specifc insults of origin accordingly

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Off field concussions are serious business, enough to keep someone out from a game

On field concussions? Get back in there you pussy

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

A Man and his dog posted:

This thread owned. Glad Cam lived.

An old lady side swiping the Panthers 2014 season seems about right.

Also please sign his truck to the o-line for protection

Why? It also ended up on its back

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
:thurman:

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Cam on Facebook posted:

I do not know where to begin because by the look of that picture soMEone is supposed to be dead or severely injured worse than what I am right now! While I am resting up the thought that keeps flashing in my mind is that GOD IS GOOD and someone has there protective hands on my life shielding me from any danger that may come my way! I know one thing, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF "IF" you are holding a grudge against someone, "IF" you don't tell the people that's close and dear to you that "YOU LOVE THEM" every chance you get, "IF" your mad because something didn't go your way today! L1FE IS TO SHORT FOR YOU NOT TO APPRECIATE IT TO THE FULLNESS; THROUGH THE GOOD AND THE BAD! I thank you to the people who have been keeping me in there prayers and well wishes for a speedy recovery! I am appreciative for the many great things GOD has given me to be thankful for. It's a old cliché statement but it says "GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!" And as that crash constantly plays back in my mind every time I close my eyes, I can't go another day without me THANKING GOD for the opportunities he has given me in my life and this accident puts ALOT of things in perspective of what's important and what's not! SHAMEonYOU if YOU go another second in life with holding a grudge or HATING on someone, taking life for granted, or just not appreciating the breath you just breathed; trust and believe there are plenty people with illnesses, people in the hospital, or even people that are 6ft under the earth that W1SH they had "another"opportunity to do so! So if you read this I challenge you to L1VE life to the fullness everyday! 1OVE the people who are close to you (and don't be afraid to tell them as well)! FORG1VE "whoever" for "whatever" they did! Trust when I tell you that L1FE is to short for you NOT to do those things! ‪#‎THANKyouJESUSforALLOWINGmeTOseeANOTHERday‬

L1VE-1OVE-FORG1VE=HAPP1NESS

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

Cam may be an exceptional athlete, but he's perfectly average at writing tripe on facebook. The Charlie Whitehurst or Matt Hasselback of facebooking.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Cam went to a college of some sort is the scary thing about that wall of text

Arguably, he was taught things at this college and this is the result of that

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Eh, he used a semicolon more or less right.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He probably made the DEANS L1ST too

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Ostentatious posted:

Cam went to a college of some sort is the scary thing about that wall of text

Arguably, he was taught things at this college and this is the result of that

honestly, after working in a university writing center I can tell you that his writing is at least average, and that's just a facebook post; i've seen far, far worse in actual academic papers. :cripes: the number of people who can write for poo poo these days is rapidly dwindling, even amongst majors like history and other humanities where writing is 90% of it. as for athletes and STEM majors? that facebook post would have him in the top 10%

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

canti32 posted:

Cam may be an exceptional athlete, but he's perfectly average at writing tripe on facebook. The Charlie Whitehurst or Matt Hasselback of facebooking.

By what definition; is Charlie Whitehurst average?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Chichevache posted:

By what definition; is Charlie Whitehurst average?

the average of titans' quarterbacks :v:

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

Chichevache posted:

By what definition; is Charlie Whitehurst average?

I actually got him confused with Hasselback trying to remember who the colts backup qb was. Alex Smith work better for you?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

wheez the roux posted:

the average of titans' quarterbacks :v:

are we talking historically or active?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Look at all these people that think Cam runs his own social media accounts.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


zimbomonkey posted:

Look at all these people that think Cam runs his own social media accounts.

Well he didn't hire a driver so maybe he just spins his wheels online too.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

canti32 posted:

I actually got him confused with Hasselback trying to remember who the colts backup qb was. Alex Smith work better for you?

Alex Smith is really good though. :confused:

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
alex smith is a really good qb in the same sense a toyota camry is really good car

or maybe a geo metro

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


wheez the roux posted:

alex smith is a really good qb in the same sense a toyota camry is really good car

or maybe a geo metro

Slow, undersized, good trade in value?

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

wheez the roux posted:

alex smith is a really good qb in the same sense a toyota camry is really good car

or maybe a geo metro

Yeah, this basically.

e: Like, Smith won't drag down a good team, but he can't carry a bad team either

canti32 fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 11, 2014

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
More like an 80's Corolla, understated and eternally reliable; opposed to the fancy Euro cars with their gaudy numbers and penchant for choking.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

canti32 posted:

Yeah, this basically.

e: Like, Smith won't drag down a good team, but he can't carry a bad team either

yeah this. he's a reliable workhorse but he'll never be anything special. he's unlikely to ever have a total meltdown or lose all on his own, but he's never going to pass anyone over 60 :v:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ostentatious posted:

Cam went to a college of some sort is the scary thing about that wall of text

Arguably, he was taught things at this college and this is the result of that

To be fair he was kicked out of one for cheating. Maybe he never got caught at Auburn.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

swickles posted:

To be fair he was kicked out of one for cheating. Maybe he never got caught at Auburn.

He didn't cheat, he possessed a stolen (read: stole a) laptop.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

zimbomonkey posted:

He didn't cheat, he possessed a stolen (read: stole a) laptop.

He was also caught cheating. In fact, it wasn't the laptop incident that got him expelled. He was caught cheating and before they could expel him he quit and went to Blinn.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5783051

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Someone forgot to tell him that athletes need not worry.

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