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Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

chemosh6969 posted:

Why don't you like filipinos?

He didn't say anything about hating cashiers at the NX

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I always like working with Filipino nurses, they have no time for malingering crackhead bullshit.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


chemosh6969 posted:

Why don't you like filipinos?

I don't live in a third world country like Texas. The nurses here are white as Himmler God intended.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
In other news, here's a NY Times article about some army dudes coming back to a base that we abandoned after 2011 and finding it still full of titty mags and that energy drink that you love that's probably going to give you all cancer.

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
watch wire season 5 at least for bubbs. and omar. and the kids. and the finale. and marlo. and everything its pretty decent

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Suicide bomber attacks Istanbul police station: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30701483

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Soylent Pudding posted:

Suicide bomber attacks Istanbul police station: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30701483

You mean Constantinople?

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Byzantium.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

You mean Constantinople?

quote:

A female suicide bomber has blown herself up in the Turkish city of Istanbul, not Constantinople, the city governor says.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30701483

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
God drat that song.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

So we're going to gently caress dolphins in the future?

What future?

John C. Lilly has given this world so much.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

God drat that song.

It's the hip new tune out of New Amsterdam.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's the hip new tune out of New Amsterdam.

Why they changed it, I don't know

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Why they changed it, I can't say

People just like it better that way.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Soylent Pudding posted:

Suicide bomber attacks Istanbul police station: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30701483

Anyone that died had less than a month until retirement.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I hope all you god drat nerds have kids that end up being furries.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Branis posted:

would you still gently caress a pleasurebot if it looked like the T800 from terminator?

no

orange juche posted:

Wouldn't that just be an automated fleshlight? I would love to hear the EMS call on that one, because they get great phone calls for people sticking their dicks in things they should not/shoving things up their asses that should not be there.

This is pretty much what I see the future prototype sexbots are going to be like. Its going to be some lonely perverted nerd attaching a fleshlight or an hitachi wand, try have sex with the thing and get electrocuted.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

ElMaligno posted:

This is pretty much what I see the future prototype sexbots are going to be like. Its going to be some lonely perverted nerd attaching a fleshlight or an hitachi wand, try have sex with the thing and get electrocuted.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


2 guys 1 pistol

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
With luck that'll be the new spin on the trust game.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Genocide Tendency posted:

What I'm saying here is gently caress nurses.

indeed they are fun as hell in bed

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Naramyth posted:

indeed they are fun as hell in bed

male nurses in your case

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

male nurses in your case

obvs

i mean i post in tfr

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Naramyth posted:

obvs

i mean i post in tfr

that must suck

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Thanks to the lovely longshoreman talk I reconnected with my niece who's boyfriend is a longshoreman. If this leads to me getting a 6 figure job through nepotism I'll buy 8 shim books.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.


its a living

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Fort bliss active shooter?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

nwin posted:

Fort bliss active shooter?

quote:

(CNN)There is an active shooter at the El Paso VA Health Care System in El Paso, Texas, a spokesman said Tuesday.

The area is on lockdown, said Clarence Davis, spokesman for the William Beaumont Army Medical Center, which is adjacent to the VA facility.

No other information was immediately available.

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Well then...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Why is it always at the god damned hospital.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Why is it always at the god damned hospital.

Ever been to sick call or had them lose your loving file three times in a year?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Ever been to sick call or had them lose your loving file three times in a year?

No, but I've done pre-deployment medical multiple times so I know the feeling.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Ever been to sick call or had them lose your loving file three times in a year?

When I was medical and crosstraining to aircrew, my own clinic lost my paperwork.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
I'm thinking I never under any circumstances want to be stationed anywhere in Texas.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mustang posted:

I'm thinking I never under any circumstances want to be stationed anywhere in Texas.

fort sam has a waterslide

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Why yes I would like to spend a weekend in other people's pee before being gunned down at work.

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

My brother pays for an apartment in SF that's $2500/mo and barely larger than the one i live in for $800/mo in the middle of my city

And that's with rent control, apparently the going rate for that amount of square footage in that part of the city is like $4000

How in the true name of gord can prices get that high?

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Why yes I would like to spend a weekend in other people's pee before being gunned down at work.

:lol:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Murcor posted:

How in the true name of gord can prices get that high?

Tech industry. The Amazon fucks are driving housing prices up around Seattle, too. Maybe when Microsoft's contractor deal hits(18 month limit with a 6 month mandatory break for most people), people will start clearing out and prices will be sane. Apparently in the years after some big Boeing layoffs after the SST got cancelled, you could rent a house for $500 in the 80's.

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lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Murcor posted:

How in the true name of gord can prices get that high?

Development limits combined with high pay. San Francisco area has some pretty high housing costs compared to elsewhere in the country with a lack of development to match. I think the average price hit $1 million this summer.

http://www.economist.com/news/speci...e65cf926868bbc2

If anyone wants me to pull economist articles and copy/paste them here I can if its ok but they will be rough and un-formatted off my phone.

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