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skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
there's good food on the strip but you have to be willing to pay for it

if you're eating at a restaurant named after a guy famous for being on TV you're doing it wrong no matter where you are

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skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
I mean just look at this loving atrocious cacio e pepe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=624qw6EUHxI

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Internaut! posted:

there's good food on the strip but you have to be willing to pay for it

if you're eating at a restaurant named after a guy famous for being on TV you're doing it wrong no matter where you are

Bobby Flay's restaurant at Caesar's Palace is actually good and reasonably priced

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Sheep-Goats posted:

:ughh:

You don't want to see shufflers at your blackjack tables son. I mean...

You've made me depressed.

You're confusing me. I'm no card counter but it's fairly simple to tell what's left based on what's already come out of the deck. Places like Bellagio have machines that reshuffle cards, Caesars Palace does not. The dealers there keep pulling cards until there are none left.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

bradzilla posted:

Bobby Flay's restaurant at Caesar's Palace is actually good and reasonably priced

i will never forgive him for standing on the table and desecrating the honor of Kitchen Stadium

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mozi posted:

i will never forgive him for standing on the table and desecrating the honor of Kitchen Stadium

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Rolo posted:

I lived in Arizona in 2015 and Vegas in 2016.

Arizona is better.

loving not by much though. Both states are horrible.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hi op,

I stayed at the Mandalay Bay for work. I ate a lot of good food in Vegas, but holy poo poo was it expensive, I would never pay that much if it was my own money. The casinos were gross and full of gross people. I lost like $50 gambling on slots and sports, but I was there for a week and work paid for everything else so I guess I came out ahead in the end.

The only reason I would ever want to be there is the legality of sports gambling, other than that it seemed like a gross shithole.

Thanks for listening!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Speaking of vegas food, I remember going to a strip giant rear end casino buffett and there was a constant feeding frenzy going on over king crab legs. They couldn't keep the poo poo stocked out on the line because people were killing each other and the victor taking giant piles of crab legs over and over again.

It cracked me the hell up. Great dinner theater. But I still don't understand. You'd think people have never seen a crab leg before. But then why do they get so greedy for them?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Usually go for a week every year. It's a lot of fun. Just be sure to rent a car and explore off the strip. Pinball museum, atomic bomb museum, parks to hike in, dam, huge shopping malls, speed humps.

The crab leg thing is usually once a week, and costs like $5 more than usual. So the entire reason anyone is eating that day is for the unlimited crab legs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
To quote King of The Hill: "This city should not exist. It is a monument to mans arrogance"

THAT SAID,

I go to Vegas at most once a year. If you drive through the desert from California in the morning and avoid the traffic its actually an enjoyable cruise. I just go for two nights and just go out the first night. Maybe some light gambling the second day (craps).

I prefer staying on the strip but for walking around and drinking and being dumb I prefer Fremont. Its delightfully trashy and I love eating lovely chilidogs and pizza when I am hammered so it works well. Also the people watching on Fremont is spectacular. World class really.

The only place I would recommend for a family would be Mandalay Bay since the pool is great. Also their monorail connects to Luxor and Excalibur for shows and other kid poo poo. That said, don't take your kids to Vegas what are you loving insane?

Anyone that stays for more than 3 nights is also completely insane or has a legitimate gambling problem.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Which nutty ceo was it that started the shipping container park

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Which nutty ceo was it that started the shipping container park

the Zappos guy. i can imagine the groans when he announced the company was moving to loving downtown las vegas lol

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I've been about 8 times all said, strictly for fun. Often go alone but took a couple of people with me who loved it. Usually go for a week and just chill out and poke around farther and farther from the strip each time, though I love freemont and it's cheapness. Im all into gambling, boobs, and booze so it's a nice time for me. I've not gone in a while since moving from Virgina to Portland, OR since I can actually do all such things here now. Virginia is a unfun stupid state and no one should live there.

Have spent a lot of time at the pinball museum mostly once I found out it existed. It's a great way to spend the afternoon while it's too hot outside and everyone (including me) is still hung over and such. Totally recommend it, cheap and good entertainment.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Which nutty ceo was it that started the shipping container park

Lmbo that place sucks. The giant mantis sculpture out front breathes fire though

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Toadvine posted:

Lmbo that place sucks. The giant mantis sculpture out front breathes fire though

Yeah, I checked it out cause I remember goins talking about it. Seems like one of the few family friendly places but other than thay not much going for it.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
My favorite part of Las Vegas is the surrounding landscape. The desert is gorgeous and I forget where exactly but you can take a short drive into the mountains and find nice snowy ranges despite it being hot as gently caress elsewhere

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*Driving up to Red Rocks

"Ah yes home of the Great Khans"

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bradzilla posted:

Bobby Flay's restaurant at Caesar's Palace is actually good and reasonably priced

100% fact. I hate Bobby Flay but that restaurant was drat good and considerably cheaper than the other big name places.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
wanna find the shittiest offstrip casino I can find and just wallow in greasy depressing failure for a few days

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Monkey Fracas posted:

wanna find the shittiest offstrip casino I can find and just wallow in greasy depressing failure for a few days

Stop by any Dotty's casino.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
fremont st is way more fun than the strip to me, IMO

went there a few months ago and stayed at The Plaza

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
also The Plaza has Hash House A Go Go, which we ate at many times during our stay

then we found out that they are making one in DFW

it opens this Friday

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Monkey Fracas posted:

wanna find the shittiest offstrip casino I can find and just wallow in greasy depressing failure for a few days

Longhorn Casino on Boulder Highway. It's incredibly worn down, ashy, falling apart, full of bustos.

Plus side (minus side?) is their 24h prime rib special is really Old Vegas.

8.99 I think?



I think you can add a lobster tail for four dollars.

raton fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Mar 21, 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Monkey Fracas posted:

wanna find the shittiest offstrip casino I can find and just wallow in greasy depressing failure for a few days

theres some older casinos west of the 15 that are pretty poo poo

circus circus is a fantastic dump with the perfect theme, imho

Chinatown fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Mar 21, 2016

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
If anyone goes to In-N-Out while they are in Vegas do NOT go to the one just west of the Strip with that big loving sign you can see from your hotel room. It's always loving packed to poo poo because all the tourists flock there because it's In-N-Out and its awesome and the staff never have time to clean the place during the day. Go to the one that's on the UNLV campus (need a cab or a car but its worth it) because it's never really that busy and you can get your fix.

Justin Godscock fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 21, 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

8.99 I think?



drat thats a good deal

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Justin Godscock posted:

If anyone goes to In-N-Out while they are in Vegas do NOT go to the one just west of the Strip with that big loving sign you can see from your hotel room. It's always loving packed to poo poo because all the tourists flock there because it's In-N-Out and its awesome and the staff never have time to clean the place during the day. Go to the one that's on the UNLV campus (need a cab or a car but its worth it) because it's never really that busy and you can get your fix.

I almost always went to the UNLV one (or the one in Henderson off Sunset) and the UNLV one was never packed.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Justin Godscock posted:

If anyone goes to In-N-Out while they are in Vegas do NOT go to the one just west of the Strip with that big loving sign you can see from your hotel room. It's always loving packed to poo poo because all the tourists flock there because it's In-N-Out and its awesome and the staff never have time to clean the place during the day. Go to the one that's on the UNLV campus (need a cab or a car but its worth it) because it's never really that busy and you can get your fix.

gently caress, I never even thought about In-N-Out when I was in Vegas, I guess I just thought of it as a California place.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i eat packaged sandwhiches and instant noodles from the walgree s

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

drat thats a good deal

Competition is fierce and off the strip you don't have everyone nodding and shaking hands and fixing prices.

Palace Station out there has an okay but divey buffet that's like seven bucks for breakfast, on Sundays it's brunch and 11 but comes with unlimited mimosas. I told my waiter one time to just bring me one wherever he could and in the hour I was there I think I had eight -- dude wasn't loving around, I think I left a 20 for a tip and then got in my car and was like "It's 15 minutes to get home, hope I can get there before this all kicks in -- don't fail me breakfast meats" and I was away.

There's place called Arizona Joes or something that has steak and eggs for 4 bucks (3 bucks?) plus bloody Mary's are a dollar

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

gently caress the ROW posted:

i eat packaged sandwhiches and instant noodles from the walgree s

Same :hfive:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my goofy brother in law took his 1yr old on a Las Vegas weekend and everyone got food poisoning at a red lobster including the baby. poor little dude had diahreah and upchucks for 2days straight.

great job fucko.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
On Spring Mountain there's an all you can eat Korean place with the grills in the tables and the multiplicity of pickles for like 14 bucks a person, which is also really good food, which is called Tofu Hut, despite the fact that they don't sell any tofu that I'm aware of.

There's always a 30 minute or so wait for a table.

Across the street is a 24hr Vietnamese place that I saw the cast of Top Chef eating in (including the Viet girl) but I usually ate just medial to there in another Viet place that I think was called Little Saigon where the portions were bigger and the place had that brightly lit functional shophouse thing that I love in a Vietnamese restaurant

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

my goofy brother in law took his 1yr old on a Las Vegas weekend and everyone got food poisoning at a red lobster including the baby. poor little dude had diahreah and upchucks for 2days straight.

great job fucko.

Don't bring your kids to Vegas IMO

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Google Happy Feet massage they will give you a 3.5/5 massage for 20 dollars an hour, no funny business though

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

the Zappos guy. i can imagine the groans when he announced the company was moving to loving downtown las vegas lol

I worked at zappos at the time and there were a lot of pissed off people. Tony Hsieh is slowly losing it and now lives in a mobile home.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

JiveHonky posted:

my goofy brother in law took his 1yr old on a Las Vegas weekend and everyone got food poisoning at a red lobster including the baby. poor little dude had diahreah and upchucks for 2days straight.

great job fucko.

Your brother in law deserved it for going to Red Lobster while on vacation. Maybe next time he'll make better decisions.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

eric posted:

I worked at zappos at the time and there were a lot of pissed off people. Tony Hsieh is slowly losing it and now lives in a mobile home.

I've talked to at least a dozen tardos at poker tables who had some variation of "I run an online company and California told me I had to make my contractors full time employees so I moved the business to Nevada."

Congrats on being a state for scumbags NV

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
they take the kid everywhere. two weeks after he was born they took him on a trip to chicago. the kid is better traveled than i am and hes not quite 1. i dont get why you need to drag your newborn everyplace with you especially when you have family to watch the child if needed.

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